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Clips from The Simpsons - The PTA Disbands (S06E06)

"This bus has seen better days."
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"If I had the money, I'd fix the exhaust leak."
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"New ownership."
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"Suddenly, enemy troops crested that hill over there."
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"We're sick! We need leeches..."
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"...as they prayed for mercy."
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"It's hard to see what's going on. I can only make out the fat soldiers."
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"Run, children."
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"Seymour, because of your penny-pinching..."
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"God bless the man who invented permission slips."
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"I think I got your lunch."
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"By ignoring them, you're selling out these children's futures."
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"This pointer's so old, it's worn down to a nub."
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"- There's not going to be a strike, Bart. - Yeah."
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"You're being totally unfair, and the teachers won't stand for it!"
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"You don't have the guts to take us all on!"
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"- That's it! - Strike!"
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"Hey, give me that!"
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"Miss Hoover, are you on...?"
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"Mrs. Pommelhorst?"
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"Bart? Lisa? What are you two doing home so early?"
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"Luckily I've prepared for this, so I'm not too worried."
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"Mom! Dad! Great news! The teachers are on..."
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"- We heard. - And we already hired a tutor."
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"- Checkmate. - Checkmate."
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"- Checkmate. - Dang."
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"Only two synonyms?"
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"Well, it's always in the last place you look."
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"The Piano Tuners Local 412!"
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"Now for Operation Strike-Make-Go-Longer."
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"Especially for that "purple monkey dishwasher" remark."
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"I found a hive of killer bees. You want to go throw rocks at it?"
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"Lisa's becoming very obsessive."
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"This morning, I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat."
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"I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke."
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"It just keeps going faster and faster."
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"And Bart isn't doing very well either."
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"There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome."
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"- Mrs. Krabappel, why don't you begin. - Boo."
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"A small cost-of-living increase and better equipment and supplies for your children."
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"- Oh, yeah, the taxes. - That means money."
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"I guess this is a case where we'll have to agree to disagree."
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"We do have an emergency plan, in case of a prolonged strike, right here."
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"Or, if cyborgs aren't invented yet, use people from the neighborhood.""
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"Staring at my sandals, that's a paddling."
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"Paddling the school canoe, you better believe that's a paddling."
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"All right, so the compression and expansion..."
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"Yes? What is it? What? What is it?"
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"No, say "present.""
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"All right, fine. Fine."
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"Maya Buttreeks."
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"Hey, what are you laughing at? What?"
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"Wow, Bart! I'm impressed the way you knocked off all those substitutes."
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"I don't know what you did to all those substitutes, but it's going to stop now."
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"This is one substitute you're not gonna screw with!"
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"Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart Simpson's mother."
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"Mom."
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"I meant the other booby trap."
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"What if I did this?"
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"I hate it when he gets in there."
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"Mom, I need a dollar."
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"Here you go, precious. Now, go off with your friends."
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"Why isn't my mom stopping this?"
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"I've got to get the real teachers back."
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"- Let us out, Bart! - This is not funny, Bart."
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"- Don't worry. They'll start negotiating. - Bart, open this door!"
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"Come on! You are gonna be so sorry."
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"...unless you've got some magic new source of revenue."
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"...renting out our cloakrooms to the overcrowded prison system."
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"And as a bonus, some of our more troublesome students..."
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"I'll totally make it worth your while."
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"[ENGLISH]"
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"Well, at least it's safer than the old bus."
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"Time to move. The hole's getting bigger."
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"Seymour, the children are playing in the hole again."
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"Shouldn't you get that fixed?"
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"Edna, you know they just cut the school's budget."
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"Begin braking procedure!"
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"This Civil War cannon has been fully restored and is in ready-to-fire condition."
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"But it's a good thing we're not firing it..."
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"...because it happens to be aimed at the main support leg of that lookout tower."
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"...and the slightest jolt could set them off."
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"Of course, for safety reasons..."
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"...we don't keep the cannon loaded."
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"It's just common sense."
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"Otto, why don't you get some more gas. Here's the credit card."
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"Five dollars a child? Last year it was free!"
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"Here's the admission, plus something for you."
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"See that they get a little extra education."
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"Yes, sir, Principal Valiant!"
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"He thinks he's so hot ever since he swept the Princi Awards."
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"Those things are rigged."
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"On May 21, 1864, the men of the 9th Bearded Infantry..."
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"...and hacksaws to saw off our gangrenous limbs."
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"But the Springfield brigade was too brave to accept their surrender."
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"Come on, boys. Those white flags are no match for our muskets!"
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"Charge!"
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"And the Springfielders heroically slaughtered their enemies..."
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"Hey, they're trying to learn for free!"
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"- Get them! - Use your phony guns as clubs!"
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"Start the bus, Otto! Start the bus!"
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"Okay, hop on."
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"Wait! Wait!"
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"...we're coming back from a field trip with the fewest children yet."
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"I didn't think this was for me."
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"Seymour, the teachers are fed up."
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"You have to put money back into the school."
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"You've cut back on everything."
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"Salaries, supplies, the food."
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"I don't care what you say, I can taste the newspaper."
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"Shredded newspapers add much-needed roughage and essential inks."
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"Besides, you didn't notice the old gym mats."
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"There's very little meat in these gym mats."
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"Our demands are very reasonable."
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"Oh, come on, Edna! We both know these children have no future!"
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"Prove me wrong, kids. Prove me wrong."
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"I've never seen them fight like that."
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"I'm worried that all this posturing could lead to a teachers' strike."
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"My bones are so brittle."
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"But I always drink plenty of "malk"?"
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