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Clips from The Simpsons - Large Marge (S14E14)

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"Woo-hoo!"
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"Let's hear it."
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"- I'm sorry, George. I didn't see you there. - No hard feelings."
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"Ha, ha, thanks."
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"My real ring's inside a turtle."
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"Hello. Wedding-ring tan line. He's new on the market."
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"Cookie Kwan, realtor. Number one on the west side."
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"The songs you love rewritten for babies."
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"Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck"
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"That's good satire. It doesn't hurt anyone."
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"And that's how my beautiful wife brought our son Bart into the world."
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"You knucklehead."
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"- A little help. - I'll give you a little help."
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"Sweet Valley High! Krusty played a Batman villain?"
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"Well, sure. He was also Uncle Velderschmoink on Bewitched."
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"I'm just gonna take you for a spin."
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"Hey, yeah. You can try it on me. Batman got out of it okay."
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"Fortunately, I always carry my Carousel Reversal Spray."
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"I'm worried Homer might do the same thing."
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"What I do now I do as your dearest friend."
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"Time is money. Ask the mask."
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"Hmm, that's funny. Hmm. I don't feel sucked out."
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"Doctor, my assistant is as flat as ever."
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"Where are the new knockers the taxpayers paid for?"
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"Oh. Oh, right."
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"...of bringing these veterans of Iwo Jima to tour your school..."
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"There's your queen bee. Explain yourself, Simpson."
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"Then Krusty will feel my wrath."
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"The spritz has hit the fan."
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"Oh, sweetie."
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"Not feeling well. Going to bed. Dinner and breakfast are on the table."
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"Did you label the meals so I could tell which is which?"
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"Locally, two school children offended veterans, educators and flag hags..."
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"Besieged by angry protestors Krusty responded as follows:"
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"Help! I got... Aah!"
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"Hey, give me some of those blankets."
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"- Oh, my God. There's another one. - Homer, let me explain something."
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"Hmm. Hmm?"
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"Hmm, they do make my neck look thinner."
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"Mom, Lisa pushed me in the laundry basket."
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"Whatever Bart is saying is a lie."
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"Mom, what happened?"
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"Well, that cinches it. Lisa gets the prize for the best off-the-cuff response."
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"I'm sorry, we are totally full."
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"That's not true, Lisa. There are a lot of complicated issues here..."
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"...that can only be explained through song."
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"You took a 20-carat diamond"
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"And made it gleam"
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"You make me feel as young As the blood I get from sheep"
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"You're like Jacqueline Bisset In me favorite film, The Deep"
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"- You're a sundae - Underneath two great big cherries"
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"Dangerous criminals"
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"Uh, I was getting around to it."
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"That's not why I'm here."
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"I can offer your wife a lot of modeling work."
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"No dice. Take your fun and adventure outside."
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"Homie, I could use a little more excitement in my life."
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"With the economy the way it is, you're lucky you get soup."
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"Gentlemen, say hello to Springfield's newest supermodel."
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"I can't. They made me release him into the wild."
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"Hi, Mrs. Simpson. My mom said I'm not to look at you."
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"You liked all the attention you were getting."
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"I'm afraid all that attention is from the wrong kind of people."
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"- Hey, Krusty. - How'd you get in here?"
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"- The doorman died. - Oh, no. He was my agent."
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"No, I got where I am by naming names in the '50s."
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"Okay, what's your plan?"
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"I have been paid millions to endorse these butt-ugly shoes."
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"My forthrightness is my undoing."
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"Okay, here's the drill. A rogue elephant, played by my old friend Stampy..."
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"- Stop objectifying my mom. - I will in a second."
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"Help! Help!"
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"Hey, hey, hey. I'll save the day."
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"I say we judge him by what he does next. Yeehaw!"
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"- Dad, look. - I'm on it."
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"Wait! Wait!"
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"Lisa, don't hate me for this."
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"Hey, that's it."
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"Well, you saved Krusty's reputation."
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"Anyway, you're the only man I want ogling me."
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"D'oh! Ah!"
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"Dewey, Dewey, Dewey."
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""Dewey Defeats Truman.""
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"Woo-hoo! I win the bet. Who's your daddy?"
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"But the headlines are dead wrong."
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"Harry Truman triumphs by 2 million votes."
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"Not if I can stop that inauguration."
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"I win, Dad. That means I get to choose today's father-daughter activity."
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"We're building homes for the homeless."
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"You know it's gonna be bad, but you just can't prepare yourself."
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""Domiciles for the Destitute"? Is this that thing Jimmy Carter does?"
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"Yes. But now that it's hip, all the ex-presidents are doing it."
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"There's Clinton, Bush Senior..."
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"Dad, what is that?"
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"Well, if Bart can be El Barto..."
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"Oh, if only I had your courage, señor."
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"Dad, you're getting paint on your wedding ring."
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"Huh? Oh, right. Can you hold it?"
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"This is a Band-Aid wrapped in tinfoil."
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"These volunteer events are crawling with the successful single men we deserve."
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"And how. Let's see what we've got."
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"Well, he's not much to look at."
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"Hmm."
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"- Can I help you? - Maybe. I'm Lindsay Naegle."
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"And I don't wanna spend another fiscal year alone. Unh!"
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"- Sign here, kiss me here, initial there. - What the...?"
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"You're listening to Radio Disney."
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"Who left the milk out?"
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"Dad left the milk out Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck"
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"What do you think, Maggie?"
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"Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck"
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"Oh, look, there's your father?"
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"- Aw. - Touching."
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"Uh, Homie, are you as attracted to me as you were when we met?"
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"Sure, why not?"
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"Sometimes I worry you might think about other women."
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"Hey, why would I want Purina when I got Fancy Feast right here?"
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"Aw. It sounds like all you're looking for is a little reassurance."
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"Well..."
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