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Clips from The Simpsons - Special Edna (S14E14)

"- Was that the war with Hitler or Merlin? - Oh, you idiot. Merlin was in Vietnam."
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"Great idea, Martin."
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"Can the paper be 10 pages minimum?"
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"Well, I was gonna say five, but okay. Thanks again, Martin."
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"Martin?"
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"The apples weren't the point."
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"- Unh! - By which I mean anvils."
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"Gotta look at that bird."
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"Gotta focus."
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"Damn it!"
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"Why did I pay for a hundred Xeroxes when I only wanted one?"
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"Hey, Bart, wanna go for a ride in my uncle's Black Hawk helicopter?"
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"But I just started my paper."
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"Black Hawk up."
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"But I'm not tired."
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"- Do you have to poop? - Always."
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"Hello? Mother?"
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"He's a wiener, Mrs. K."
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"Where you from You sexy thing?"
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"Sexy thing, you"
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"...holes define who we are and where we are going."
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"...he is participating in a ritual as old as time itself."
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"I only hung out with Krabappel because Skinner blew her off."
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"I've never seen her so sad."
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"That award I got for World's Greatest Dad."
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"Which I did."
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"It is so hard to choose nominees from all these qualified candidates."
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"Dead Poets Society has destroyed a generation of educators."
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"Hey, Macarena"
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"- The Bart Simpson? - I thought he was an urban legend."
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"...just so I can feel something."
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"...you've been nominated for Teacher of the Year."
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"This after I accidentally showed the R-rated Romeo and Juliet."
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"Is there any persons, critters or spells to which you attribute this accolade?"
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"Mm-hm."
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"I'd better pee on this fire."
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"- Universal Studios? - Afraid not."
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"Grampa, you're not even going."
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"Oh, God."
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"It's so exciting. I'm meeting my peers."
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"Ooh, The Future Sphere."
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"And if you drive me, people will think you're gay."
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"One of us! One of us!"
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"...Edna may meet someone better."
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"Your woman's in Orlando, man."
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"- Take me car. - Unh."
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""Le Pizza, Der Hamburger, Señor Grilled Cheese.""
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"Let's go make some fireworks of our own."
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"Seymour! Bring me some ice."
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"Well, technically, since she's paying for the room, she brought me."
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"I believe the only venue for me is the ride of broken dreams."
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"We broke even."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, well, since Edna dumped me..."
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"...I've been wandering around this park all night."
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"We're also pleased to announce that our winner will receive enough money..."
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"Good Lord. I may lose Edna forever."
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"But for now, I need my tongue to talk to you."
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"...so I need you to sabotage her chances of winning tonight."
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"Because I like you, I'll even do it pro boner."
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"- It's pro bono. - I know what I said."
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"...Most Wheelchair-Accessible School award"?"
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"Michael Jackson just told me to shut up."
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"Wait. That boy is lying. He's not illiterate."
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"I'm sorry, everyone."
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"Julio Estudiante..."
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"Do you wanna check out the bed of tomorrow today?"
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"Well, here's ours."
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"Step away from the wall."
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"Step away from the wall."
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"One churro, please."
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"What do I think of the pie?"
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"That's what I think of the pie"
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"Should we follow him?"
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"Instead of writing a report, can I do a dance?"
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"It'll be easier on teacher's eyes."
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"He's gone now. But you gotta admire his spirit."
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"All right, Seymour."
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"I'm ready for our romantic apple picking trip."
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"Yes. About that."
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"Mother's neck wattle got caught in a zipper."
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"I've, uh, got a long night of boo-boo kissing ahead of me."
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"But don't worry, I got you these store-bought apples instead."
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"Then why were we going apple picking?"
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"World War I. W-W-one."
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"Uh, that's a good start."
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"Time to watch wrestling."
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"I can't believe it."
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"Uncle Slam has defeated Osama bin Rotten, wow."
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"Here comes Secretary of Hate, Colin Kapow!"
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"He's dropping sanctions."
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"Okay, gotta focus, gotta focus."
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"Well, I guess someone else will use the other 99."
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"Oh."
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"Prank or study? Prank or study?"
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"What should I do, Lord? Give me a sign."
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"Well, boys, good thing we brought the eye soap."
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"The burning is love."
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""Russia, Great Britain and France had formed an entente cordiale...""
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"Ooh, Algebra."
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"I'll just do a few equations."
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"No. No more distractions."
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"It's your last chance. He's probably gonna get court-martialed for this."
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"Now, kiss each other."
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"World War I? I fought in that."
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"Of course, to enlist, I had to lie about my age."
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"Wanna see my picture I drew?"
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"Lieutenant Simpson, you've been up for hours."
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"Oh, this is great stuff. I can pad it out to 10 pages."
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"Good night, sleepyhead."
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""F"? There must be some mistake. It's as long as you asked for."
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"You're gonna have to redo your paper."
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"Well, if I may dust off an old chestnut: Ay caramba."
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"Ay caramba indeed."
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""And so on November 11th, 1918, the guns fell silent and peace returned."
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"The end.""
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"Oh, I must have the wrong classroom."
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"I was looking for my girlfriend, not Pam Dawber."
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"Are you ready for a little after-school special?"
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"I'll be right there."
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