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Clips from The Simpsons - Moe'N'A Lisa (S18E18)

"The Simpsons 18x06 Moe 'N' A Lisa"
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"No, we don't have one this year."
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"Oh... don't forget."
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"We're going to the Senior Olympics to root for Grampa."
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"Oh..."
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"Too late. The deed is done."
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"Moe, the birthday boy, listening for your car."
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"I threw a javelin that barely missed Hitler."
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"But I did hit an assassin who was trying to kill Hitler."
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"Kill Hitler day?"
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"What's with the lined composition book?"
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"Oh, it's just his car."
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"♪ Won't someone kill me... ♪"
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"It's for you, Pus Bag!"
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"and like a stumblebum chump, I dared to hope."
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"I guess I just wasn't meant to be happy..."
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"Still in the top three."
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"Still in the top ten."
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"How come you wanna do a report on me?"
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"Wow! Moe, these fragments are fascinating."
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"Moe's the Princess of Lollipop Land!"
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"Thanks, Homer. I love ya, man."
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"Ooh, you love a man!"
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"What-which why-liot's the who-now?"
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"My brain-goo's comin' out all artistical, thanks to you."
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"That's a terrific title!"
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""...my soul smells like a dead pigeon after three weeks."
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"Philistines."
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"Hmm! Genius!"
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"Some friend you are!"
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"Here it is."
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"Bad news, Maya Angelou, you've been bumped."
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"Moe's Tavern."
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"Who was that?"
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"Eh, some jerk makin' a prank call with a gag name: "Tom Wolfe.""
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"Ah, I wouldn't-a had none of this without you, kid."
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"I'm not here."
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"How's it goin', Homer?"
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"They got an open bar at this thing, right?"
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"We're a small state, but we give big tickets."
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"It's true!"
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"hollow-chested like a dough-faced fall guy"
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"hyperextend the champ's pterygoideus before kissing the mat good night."
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"I must know how you came up with that brilliant title,"
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"Sir, I must ask you to pick up your gift bag and leave this festival."
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"I don't need your sycophantic laughter!"
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"To the hayride!"
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"I'd like to thank all of you for your brilliant work."
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"I thought his novel The Corrections needed none."
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"Albert Camus."
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"You were supposed to say me. I blurbed you."
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"- How do you like me now? - Fran-zone...!"
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"Me, Tom Wolfe?"
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"Um... nope."
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"Hey, thanks for the heads up."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"So if you could turn these into one of those"
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"Oh, right, right, my actions."
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"Hey, st... stupid geese, you're eatin' my brilliance."
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"It's supposed to be my big triumph,"
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"Well, if I'm gonna fight, I might as well win."
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"Yeah, go on, you cowards. Fly off in a "V"."
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"Moe marginalized my contributions."
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"Look at me, sittin' here depressed when I'm surrounded"
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"by the happiest people in the world: writers."
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"to any unfinished garlic mashed potatoes."
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"So please, if you would pass them clockwise up to table one,"
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"You just pulled that off the wall of the elevator."
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""Channel 61: Family Favorites."
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"- You'll be getting them tomorrow. - Oh, Moe."
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"- Wha...? - Dad, no!"
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"I'm not mad at Moe anymore."
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"No, not now."
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"I'm gonna walk away then. Okay?"
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"Wow. You couldn't make this stuff up."
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"Ooh, you fight like Anne Rice."
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"That's great."
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"Aw, that's sweet. I hate sweet."
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"A-B-B-A-A-B-B-A-C-D-E-C-D-E."
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"Rich maple color, good swirl."
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"I must be supposed to remember something."
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"Huh?"
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"Is it our anniversary?"
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"Don't forge?"
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"Don't forge what?"
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"Hustle your bustles, gang."
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"The Senior Olympics?"
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"That's what I was supposed to remember?!"
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"Kids, grab a fold."
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"Oh, hey, Homer."
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"Uh, I hope you didn't forget that today's our big day."
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"I sure am looking forward to my birthday fishing trip."
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"Well, I'll see you soon."
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"This is Moe, big day."
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"Uh... waiting, feeling, uh, kind of fragile."
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"I came close to it at the 1936 Olympics."
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"What is this?"
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"and everybody I've tried to interview is so boring."
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"You could interview me. I collect Absolut ads."
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"How many others do you have?"
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"This guy sucks."
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"He can barely make it to the top."
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"72 lousy events and Grampa hasn't won a single medal."
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"Oh, it's clouding up. I better put on me rain poncho."
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"Sir!"
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"You dropped your munchers!"
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"Yay, Grampa."
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"Take the boy."
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"Turn that hippie crap off!"
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"I wonder if the dog thought about us while we were gone."
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"Oh..."
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"I was supposed to take Moe fishing today."
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"Finally, that jerk Homer is home."
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"♪ Happy birthday to me ♪"
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"♪ I feel so damn lonely ♪"
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"♪ And many more. ♪"
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"Homer, we can't scuttle like crabs for the rest of our lives."
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""Dear Pus Bag"?"
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"Whoa, Marge, who'd you piss off?"
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"Then you offered to take me fishing,"
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