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Clips from The Simpsons - Dangerous Curves (S20E20)

"(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)"
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"(TWANG)"
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"Mom, you said all hitchhikers were drug-crazed thrill seekers."
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"- Were we ever that stupid? - Of course we were."
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"But it's never too soon for you two to join the "I do" crew."
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"She'll nag you. She'll try to change you."
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"Ned, don't you think you're exaggerating just a bit?"
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"Um..."
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"Marge Bouvier, will you not marry me?"
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"Then I now pronounce us just dating."
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"Bart, don't you dare take your eyes off that Gameboy!"
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"Yes, sir."
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"I can't believe Homer ruined another family picnic."
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"- You sneeze like a girl. - Your neck looks like a sideways ass."
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"Homer, that was rude and shortsighted. Patty and Selma have the map."
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"I have the situation under control. The compass needle is pointing east."
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"It's just past the sushi bar, behind the limbo pit,"
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"Doesn't seem like your kind of thing, Marge."
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"- Where are the cookies? - I don't remember!"
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"- For me? - No. Get two of your own."
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"You know, my horoscope said I'd meet the man of my dreams tonight."
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"Either way, I'm in."
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"Limbo low now. How low can you go?"
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"How about a sushi fight?"
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"A log cabin? What am I? Davy Crockett? Also, who's Davy Crockett?"
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"(LISA LAUGHING)"
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"(SINGSONG) I'll take 10 bucks now."
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"Well, when the sun goes down,"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"What better way to celebrate our wedding night"
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"your dead grandmother's pajamas. You know what that does to me."
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"(GASPS)"
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"I never thought I'd say this, but stupid Flanders."
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"I'm in my own room being chaperoned by an actual Christian."
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"Well, I just don't trust that Homer Simpson."
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"I instantly imagined you in a ruched burgundy bias-cut evening gown"
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"with a wolverine hem and a contrasting cerise tulle décolletage."
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"Oh, yes. With a pair of saffron brocade diamond mink pumps."
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"Oh! Pumps are shoes. That explains a lot."
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"- Sylvia's got everything you want. - Do you have a pineapple pizza?"
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"Homer, I can be whoever you want me to be."
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"I want you to be Marge."
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"Marge?"
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"You better not be! I mean, great!"
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"I have a better idea. Let's spend the night together right here."
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"Okay. But first the chest."
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"Homie, what's taking so long?"
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"Good evening. I am Alberto."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Homer Simpson, you devil."
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"Homer Simpson, you devil."
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"But I think we should unpack first."
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"Homer, those are our wedding bungees!"
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"Homer, if I hadn't come to this motel with you, I never would have met Alberto."
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"I never would have met Sylvia."
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"You're just as bad as me,"
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"- Ruthie, kick me away from this nightmare. - Okay."
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"Anti-nuclear activist, Dr. Helen Caldicott? Director Julie Taymor?"
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"I told you we should've left her with your mother!"
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"We grew up."
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"- So I'm sure you missed Marge last night. - Yeah. I missed her like five times."
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"but if you really think she's the one, it gives you two a shot at forever!"
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"I suppose you and Maude will be coming along, as well?"
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"Red Dog, this is Moustache One. We have possible male-female interaction."
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"Be prepared to terminate inappropriate contact."
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"I hate other people's love."
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"I'm getting out of this marriage while I'm still young and handsome!"
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"(SNIFFLES)"
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"If I just show her that carving..."
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"(HOMER SCREAMING)"
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"but so are a lot of good things, religion, American history..."
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"I know. We had a fight. We were both tempted. We're human."
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"Hey, you guys want a lift in my pedal boat?"
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"It's a pedal car that Bart drove into the river"
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"If it's your shortcut, I'll be high and dry."
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"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"D'oh!"
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"(CLOCK CHIMING)"
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"4th of July Weekend Shock Jock Talk Block."
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"MARTY: And here's number 499. Where were you when you first heard this?"
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"I'll tell you where I was. I was out eating..."
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"(CHINESE MUSIC PLA YING)"
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"(TOILETFLUSHING)"
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"Homie, let's pick up those hitchhikers. They don't look like the stabby kind."
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"Thanks for stopping."
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"(GIGGLES)"
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"Young love."
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"It's a combination of biking and making out."
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"I don't know."
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"Come on. All the teens on bikes are doing it."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Hop on in before you become a couple runneth over."
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"Ned, are you sure? They're covered with mud."
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"And in that mud, I'm planting the seed of friendship."
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"Name's Ned Flanders."
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"As the elephant said to the peanut vendor, toss those in my trunk."
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"Marge, I love this guy."
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"- Put her there, muddy buddy. - He rhymes! Oh, happy day."
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"No. We thought we'd wait a little while."
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"Really? Not married? And you were bicycling two abreast?"
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"I wish. We were bicycling to a lake."
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"(LAUGHS) Word play. Never cared for it."
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"Now I'm not saying it's all Jell-O with Cool Whip."
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"How long have you two been married?"
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"(BOTH EX CLAIM)"
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"Homer Simpson, I would be delighted not to marry you."
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"(GROANING)"
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"I love kissing you. I never want to knock it off."
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"Knock it off!"
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"How dare you expose my children to your tender feelings?"
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"Avast, you..."
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"I'm cuckoo for killing stuff!"
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"Video games, the reason this generation of Americans is the best ever."
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"(MUMBLING) Why do we have to have these two jerks along? I can't..."
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"- You're driving too fast. - You're losing your hair."
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"HOMER: That's it!"
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"Eat gravel, hags!"
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"That's the fuel gauge."
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"HOMER: Uh-oh."
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"How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?"
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