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Clips from The Simpsons - The Old Man and the 'C' Student (S10E10)

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"I have here a letter from a little girl named Lisa Simpson."
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"- Hey, that's cute. - Good work, Dad."
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"Hit the road, Lefty. You too, Rizzo."
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"Yes. Love that sun, man."
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"Yes. You'll be completely above the law."
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"And that's not all."
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"- ## - Bravo!"
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"Magnifigue.!"
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"Lay off the cocoa."
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"then made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca."
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"Let's see you make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy."
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"- Milhouse, do you like the beach? - Who doesn't?"
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"I want you to pick up all this medical waste..."
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"Ow! I pricked myself."
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"And to illustrate that point, here's where you'll be working."
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"and don't ask how they're feeling."
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"Got me? What are you talking about?"
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"You sunk my battleship."
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"Oh! I got a bingo! What do I win?"
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"They're not babies, Lisa. Give 'em something fun-"
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"like cigars or booze."
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"but it led to widespread ''de-shawling.''"
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"Sounds good to me."
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"Mmm! Whoo-hoo!"
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"- What'll I do? - Frankly, my dear-"
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"Ah. Can't you just feel the sea breeze in your hair?"
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"Don't pull. Don't pull."
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"I see Petey and Blackie and Schnoodle."
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"- Bart, what are you doing? - I'm just trying to liven things up around here."
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"Got that right. It's the only one left with padding."
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"Don't you wanna be free like the eagle?"
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"I'm gonna follow him."
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"Oy!"
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"But you haven't seen the baby of tomorrow."
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"Mm-mm-mm."
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"Aw, geez. This place used to be crawlin' with Russian subs."
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"- Sea hag.! - Bart Simpson!"
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"Now, Smithers,you say you painted all your navy buddies this way?"
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"I'm supposed to die in a foolish motorcycle stunt at the age of 1 5."
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"Ha, ha! You're not dead yet, you pudgy little pisher."
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"Uh-oh."
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"- This is all Bart's fault. - Let's get him."
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"- I blame him. - He's killed us all."
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"But he gave us the most fun we had in 20 years."
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"What the heck's going on?"
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"How low can I go!"
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"D'oh!"
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"'Scuse me. Pardon me. 'Scuse me."
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"Ah, but Paris would make a tres bon site for the next Olympic Games."
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"And why is that?"
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"I recommend Moscow, where the American dollar buys seven rubles."
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"Twelve rubles."
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"Sixty rubles. 1 ,000 rubles! I must go!"
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"- I suggest Motown. - Detroit."
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"No, no. Mongolia Town- home of the Motown sound."
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"You are all crazy! The answer is Buenos Aires."
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"- Hokkaido! - Budapest.! - Cleveland!"
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"England! - Bangkok! People! People! Please."
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"You are forgetting what the Olympics are all about-"
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"giving out medals of beautiful gold..."
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"so-so silver and shameful bronze."
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"It's so true."
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"She says her town might not be important enough to host the Olympics..."
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"but she asks if the torch could just pass by..."
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"Well, I say we don't bring her the torch."
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"I say we bring her... the Olympic Games!"
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"Well, I don't care. It's my decision."
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"Springfield was shocked today to learn it will host the next Olympics."
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"Economists predict our city will experience the same boom..."
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"that Sarajevo enjoyed after the 1 984 Games."
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"And it's all because of your letter, Lisa."
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"Well, actually, I just wrote it for a school assignment."
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"Everyone else wrote to the Backstreet Boys."
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"To honor the arrival of our foreign friends- and enemies-"
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"Channel 6 is sponsoring a contest to find a Springfield Olympic mascot."
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"The winner will join such other memorable mascots..."
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"as the Atlanta whatsit and the Montreal vampire."
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"A mascot contest? I'm sure to win that-"
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"unless one of you jinxes me."
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"- Yeah. Go for the gold, Dad. - Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"
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"Well, you said I couldn't do it, but here it is."
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"Meet Abby, the Olympic Tabby!"
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"How'd you get the eyes to move?"
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"Just for the prototype, honey."
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"Knowing you always hate my first idea, I prepared a backup."
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"How about a big Olympic hello for Springy-"
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"Those aren't the dog's eyes, are they?"
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"It's fun for the whole family."
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"And the ends are razor sharp-"
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"to protect our nation and its interests."
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"- Ow! - God bless America."
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"Bravo, Springfield."
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"I have never seen such a clean sewer."
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"And we are positively inspired by your solar power plant."
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"We will do anything, including but not limited to anything..."
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"to make your stay here tolerable."
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"Uh, women, guns, cash- whatever you need. It's yours."
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"Ach du Lieber.!"
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"We've just chosen our official Olympic mascot."
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"They picked Springy!"
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"In your face, Patty and Selma!"
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"- Well, we still love you, Ciggy. - Yeah."
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"Mmm! That glue really gives it a pop."
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"And now, because the children are our future..."
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"here are the children of Springfield Elementary..."
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"with a song they call ''The Children Are Our Future.''"
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"- Children? - ##"
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"I've never wanted a beer worse in my life."
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"I love you, honey."
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"Are you talking to me or the beer?"
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"It gives me great pride to officially declare..."
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