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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer the Father (S22E22)

"Lisa, mash the buttons till something good comes on."
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"The Voiceover Years..."
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"Hannigan, M.F.A.-- But coming up now,"
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"Everyone in that studio audience is dead now."
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"Can I?"
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"than go in a store with you."
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"but I also won't get you that minibike."
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"♪ There once was an alien whose mother called him Trey ♪"
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"What the...?!"
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"Hmm, if this were a TV show,"
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"that would be a hell of an act break."
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"Yah still see that crow on shows sometimez."
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"Coming up on Tube Town:"
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"And America has so many Iran, Iraq,"
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""TV Guide Offer, One World Trade Center...""
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"Don't forget us, the A-Team of Finland."
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"And because you gave me the tough love"
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"I didn't know I needed, I'm gonna be spending"
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"Ooh! Damn, that hurt!"
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"Aw, they gave me my own vanity plate."
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"so you can snuggle with it?"
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"Now you're gonna see stars and stripes forever!"
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"I've got summer squash!"
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"I did everything that TV show told me to,"
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"and he's still not happy."
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"Okay, who can take me to the airport for less than $20?"
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""just because he's in a wheelchair."
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"I slept with"
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"Sorry, "Don't Fear The Reaper.""
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"Ooh!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Hmm?!"
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"Hmm..."
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"Hmm?!"
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"Hey!"
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"♪ The Simpsons 22x12 ♪ Homer the Father Original Air Date on January 23, 2011"
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"Tonight on "Kent's Korrections,""
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"it has been brought to our attention"
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"that the word "correction" is actually spelled with a "C.""
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"We regret any confusion this may have caused."
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"Welcome back to Tube Town,"
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"the home of Sheriff Wholesome; Black President..."
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"Failed Geena Davis Sitcom 1986..."
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"the classic '80s sitcom, Thicker Than Waters."
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"♪ Cherish that family smile ♪"
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"♪ The future is coming up ♪"
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"♪ Mom and dad and kids"
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"♪ Are precious. ♪"
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"Filmed before a live studio audience."
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"You know candy's bad for your teeth."
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"If it wasn't for candy, you'd be out of business."
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"Hmm. Share these with your friends."
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"Son, if I just bought you a glove,"
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"you wouldn't appreciate it."
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"I'm afraid you're gonna have to"
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"earn the money for it yourself."
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"Aw, come on, Dad."
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"Aw..."
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"Oh no, not "the face.""
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"Oh, life was so much easier"
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"when a machine told you when to laugh."
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"I liked the producing, the executive producing"
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"and especially the co-producing."
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"But the supervising producing was the best I've ever seen."
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"So anyway, that's why me and Nana are taking a break."
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"Aw!"
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"Oh, stupid cheap bike."
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"To think I was gonna put fenders on you."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I think I just met the thing I'm gonna die on."
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"Gotta have that minibike."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I've found my new look."
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"Those are girl overalls."
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"I could pull it off."
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"Can I have it, Dad? Bart?!"
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"Thanks for not buying me that glove"
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"and teaching me what's really important."
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"Bart, son, if I bought you that bike,"
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"you wouldn't appreciate it."
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"Because when you get anything you want,"
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"you don't want anything you get."
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"What is this crap?"
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"Are you wearing a wire?"
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"Someday you'll understand that I'm just being a good dad."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"You're the worst dad who ever lived."
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"I'd rather take my chances in a hot car"
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"Why, you little..."
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"that he doesn't need to use his strength."
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"What Bart needs is for you to strangle him with your love."
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"Hmm."
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"I never thought of fatherhood"
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"as something that could affect a kid."
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"Son, I won't strangle you anymore,"
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"How about this?"
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"I let you punch me in the face and you get me a snowmobile."
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"I wish I could, son."
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"I really wish I could."
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"Now it's ready for garbage."
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"Bart's mad because he wanted me to buy him something,"
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"but I didn't think it was the right thing to do--"
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"Marge, not in front of the refrigerator."
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"There's nothing sexier than a man being a good dad."
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"Whoa."
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"Oh, well, in that case,"
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"Lisa was using her solar calculator yesterday,"
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"so I opened the drapes to let in more sun."
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"Just hope the kids didn't hear us."
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"Well, maybe your kids didn't."
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"Lise, I gotta talk to you. I'm busy."
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"Don't you minimize me!"
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"Fine. Just get in here."
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"How can I earn money to buy the world's most awesome thing?"
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"You could deliver newspapers."
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"Kids don't deliver newspapers anymore."
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"It's just creeps in trucks."
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"Maybe if you buckle down and get good grades,"
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"Dad will give you money."
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"Does he give you money"
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