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Clips from The Simpsons - Penny-Wiseguys (S24E24)

"You know when your dog's having a bad dream?"
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"Boys, I'm afraid the government has finally caught up with me"
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"outside the grocery store no more!"
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"sitting there at his little card table."
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"I know a good ice-breaking exercise."
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"if I just disappeared?"
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"♪"
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"Gentlemen, look at what we are spending"
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"Believe me, there is no part of a dead horse"
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"Okay... Was that real?"
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"Lisa."
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"Try this-- it's what keeps me young."
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"Mmm, tasty. Love the texture."
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"It's all here in this book."
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"You."
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"rice wine promotion."
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"and buy everybody a beer?"
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"Oh, sorry, guys."
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"Well, I have no idea what you do or who you work with,"
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"Oh, hey, listen, I learned a lot about human nature"
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"Or maybe it's groveling that works."
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"Hmm. Eh, six of one."
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"Attention, Gourmands"
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"Please welcome long-time squisher, first-time eater,"
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"Perfect."
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"Not sure what your motivation for that is."
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"You jedrool, in our business, you don't lay them off,"
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"Oh, boy. Oh, boy."
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"Nice breeze, huh?"
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"Wha...?! Who told you that?"
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"and I drink all your booze, and sell your jewelry,"
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"But I will not be sharing my mini-fridge with Homer."
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"Eh, free is free."
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"He wants me to kill them!"
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"I remember, the first time"
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"This is how I get out of doing the dishes."
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"Adrenaline junkie."
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"Thanks, man. 'Preciate it!"
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"Just don't lay egg..."
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"I really think that's coming from our house."
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"Boy, never go into their directors training program."
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"I can hear you rubbing your legs together and..."
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"Damn it!"
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"You said we were gonna see somebody get shot."
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"How do you keep finding me?"
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"You're making my mad and I want to shoot you now."
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"No, no, I'm still gonna figure this out."
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"I don't know."
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"there is no relief till said trigger has been squeezed."
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"Ba-da boom!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Diddily..."
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"diddily, diddily, diddily..."
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"Asterisk, pound sign, at sign, exclamation point!"
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"Don't worry, the Holy Rollers"
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"are still up by one on the Pin Pals."
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"your various makers, there."
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"'Cause we got one last frame by our new anchorman, Dan Gillick."
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"Thank God Otto had that psychotic break"
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"and quit the team."
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"Is this the Bridge to Terabithia?"
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"It's beautiful."
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"The day my Frisbee landed in your yard"
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"was the luckiest day of my life."
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"I enjoyed meeting him, too."
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"He's a good boy."
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"Sorry, guys. Emergency meeting at work."
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"Oh, please, I am missing eight birthday parties for this!"
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"Just granny-throw it!"
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"Keep my ball."
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"Well, looks like the faithful have defeated"
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"a hedonist, a Hindu and a..."
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"What are you?"
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"and my appeals are exhausted."
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"Tomorrow, I begin serving jury duty."
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"That's a tough break, boss."
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"Anyway, I must name a temporary replacement."
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"Your temporary don is..."
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"our accountant, Dan."
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"Fat Tony, a word?"
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"How about "meringue"? That's a great word, but..."
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"I know what I'm doing."
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"We are bleeding red ink,"
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"which is the only thing we should not be bleeding."
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"Hey, listen, everyone,"
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"Let's all say something that we are afraid of."
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"For me, it's you guys."
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"I'm afraid I might kill this guy right now."
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"Ring, ring. Is that my phone?"
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"I think it is. Hello?"
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"Yes, sweetie, it's Daddy."
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"Listen, how would you feel"
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"Sad, right? Sad?"
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"Okay, you know what? I'll tell the guys."
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"She's crying, guys. Cassidy is crying."
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"Well, I hope you feel proud of yourself."
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"Cassidy is a girl's name now?"
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"I know this music."
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"It was a Bugs Bunny!"
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"Oh, what I wouldn't give for an anvil to fall on me."
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"D'oh!"
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"Shh! Here comes Lisa's solo."
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"This is why I'm a season subscriber."
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"When I prayed for this concert to be over,"
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"I didn't mean like this!"
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"I did."
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"Where's the school nurse?"
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"Here I am."
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"Budget cuts."
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"Lisa, I suspect you fainted because you thought"
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"Justin Bieber was in the audience."
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"Well, once again, laughter is the worst medicine."
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"Young lady, you're not getting enough iron."
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"It's not the vegetarianism."
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"It's a little bit the vegetarianism."
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"Lisa, if you must forgo meat, I advise you to take"
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"these iron supplements."
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"It's like swallowing dollhouse furniture."
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"every month just on olive oil."
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"We love our bread-dipping."
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