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Clips from The Simpsons - The Haw-Hawed Couple (S18E18)

"The Simpsons 18x08 (JABF02) The Haw-Hawed Couple"
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"Mom! Bart's drinking coffee!"
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"You're the worst husband in the world!"
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"Don't you spit sunflower seeds at me."
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"I like scary Halloween, not funny Halloween!"
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"♪ It felt good to be out of the rain ♪"
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"Whoo, whoo."
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"Trust me, Bart."
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"Hey, dinks, give me your lunch money!"
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"Just hand over the money."
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"Well said."
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"Damn it!"
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"if you don't start thinking about others."
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"the Empire State Building, would you not jump?"
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"Aw, come on, Bart."
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"All he needs is a little kindness."
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"You're getting a husband!"
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"Dad, don't make me go."
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"I'll give you a back rub."
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"Why?"
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"You think I wouldn't rather be living nude in the forest"
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"playing the pan flute?!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Huh?"
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"Tingling because it's a certain someone's birthday."
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"- Uh, where are all the kids? - They're coming!"
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"Uh, listen, I only got ten minutes of material."
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"Maybe I should come back a little later."
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"I ordered them to."
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"Sometimes you can be kind of a jerk."
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"Why not?"
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"Stop having fun, kids."
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"I'm Dr. Octopus from Marvel Comics' Spiderman."
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"Carnival ride hit me on the head."
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"Good times."
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"Huh? Huh?"
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"Look, um,"
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"bibliography, page numbers... it's nuts."
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"Isn't he?"
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"Good idea!"
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"Okay, tucked in tight, glass of water,"
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"Okay, sweetie, which book should I read?"
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"Oh, yeah, this is that fantasy book that even grown-ups like."
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"Are you asleep yet?"
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"What business have you with the Merlinical Council?"
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"I bring warning!"
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"The Minister of Niceness, Lord Evilton,"
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"Preposterous-sss!"
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"Nooo!!"
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"They're taking Angelica to Mount Purgatorium."
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"- We read more tomorrow. - Tomorrow?"
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"No! We have to read it together."
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"I like to come up here and make fun of the sunset."
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"Hey, gas ball, you suck!"
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"Nelson, do you ever wish you weren't a bully?"
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"The sleeves were torn off by wild dogs."
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"Life was perfect."
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"Lisa, I'm home. Time for me to read to you!"
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"Homer? Homer."
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"- We hooked him, Galahad. - Yes, quite."
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""Angelica was trapped in the suffoclock of Sandy Doom...""
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"Hey, don't use the "B" word around me."
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"It's offensive."
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"- Yo, bully. - What up, my bully?"
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"How come they can say it?"
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"All right, I will."
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"Blue and red, the colors of friendship."
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"We were just having fun. Don't get upset."
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"Oh, right. Stupid Nelson always gets upset."
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"Look what you made me do!"
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"The cat's eyes are runny, and I need you to dab 'em."
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"Something in your eye, Mr. Mooch?"
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"Best friends? Forever?"
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"I can't do it."
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"You're a nut bar, a whack job!"
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"A kooka-dooka!"
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"Please, just leave me alone."
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"Make sure your affairs are in order."
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"I've set up a trust."
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"Time to do what I do best. Lie to a child!"
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""Greystash looked Krubb right in the eye and said...""
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"Oh, man, I can't believe you beat me, but you did."
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"And now, to go on living!"
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"Okay, field-trippers, welcome to the Springfield Tide Pools,"
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"Who will spot the playful abalone?"
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"Bart..."
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"You never liked me for me."
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"and stole milk boxes for you."
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"There you go again."
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"Well, maybe I get jealous."
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"Nelson, was the water always up to our necks?"
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"- Put this on. - Where did you get it?"
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"Skinner loves Bart! Skinner loves Bart!"
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"I'm sorry, Nelson never woke up."
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"- What?! - Never woke up, because..."
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"he never passed out he's right over there."
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"Hey, thanks for saving me, man."
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"Course I saved you you're my field trip buddy."
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"Exactly. You're barf to me now."
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"Gee, you're really upset about this Greystash thing."
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"No man should outlive his fictional wizard."
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"It's not coffee, it's hot Pepsi."
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"Yeah, well, I wish I'd married Patty and Selma."
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"I wish I'd married Lenny and his friend."
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"Man, Mom and Dad are really going at it."
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"I hope everything's okay."
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"You used to love it!"
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"Recording that fake fight was a great idea."
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"Dear Lord, thank you for the physical intimacy we are about to enjoy."
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"And as always, have fun watching."
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"Go... lovemaking!"
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"And I hate the cutesy way you make jack-o'-lanterns!"
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"County fair music?"
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"Milhouse, steady my Duds."
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"But what will I eat at midday?"
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"I can't solve all your problems."
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"Thanks, wads, and I hope to see you both Saturday."
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"Huh?"
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"Come to my party or die."
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"He makes you look at his baseball cards and tell him they're good."
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