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Clips from The Simpsons - Bye Bye Nerdie (S12E12)

"Hey, kids. Look who's making breakfast."
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"Itchy and Scratchy?"
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"Never start the day on an empty stomach."
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"Ooh! So cold."
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"- Uh, Mom. - Not now, Lisa."
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"Chew, chew, chew! Swallow, swallow, swallow!"
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"Not on my watch!"
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"Yeah!"
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"I won. Don't take that away from me."
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"Oops. Almost forgot."
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"Wow. A new kid."
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"You read my mind."
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"Yeah. The, uh-"
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"Your baby is dead."
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"That's what you'd hear if your baby fell victim..."
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"You-You really scared us."
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"- That doesn't seem so bad. - That's the price of the clipboard."
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"Give her a break. Remember your first day at school?"
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"- See if you two have a common interest. - Hmm."
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"Okay. That's in the maybe file."
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"What if you two bond over your Malibu Stacy dolls?"
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"- She's not afraid of bunnies. - She will be."
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"Ow! Okay, Maggie. Put it down."
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"Ow! Okay now. Put-"
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"Oh!"
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"Okay. That's quite enough. It's not funny anymore."
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"Oh, Homie."
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"Ow. Ooh. Ow."
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"Would you bullies be interested in some bodyguard work?"
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"Oh, this is so funny. We were just talking about moving into protection."
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"Well, I'm gonna need full coverage. My bully is highly aggressive."
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"- Check out these Indian burns. - Good technique."
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"- Check it out. - Ho-ho! Triple twist! Nice work!"
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"- Mm-mmm. - Let's walk."
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"Finish the job."
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"Someone will. I'm gonna crack the bully code."
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"- Hmm? - Oh, thank you."
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"# Slow down Buckle up #"
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"# Take the time, rehearse #"
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"There's no security tapes."
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"It's hard to miss the cameras."
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"Hmm."
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"Willie?"
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"Willie? Whoa!"
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"Aha!"
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"Come on, people! Move it! I want to see some sweat."
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"I am not mastering another stair..."
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"I believe the key to bully/nerd antagonism lies in your drippings."
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"And so, as, uh, heavyweight champion..."
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"recognized by nine of the 14 sanctioning bodies..."
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"Uh, thank you."
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"Oh, for science. In that case, proceed."
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"- Nelson, what are you doing? - I don't know."
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"# Everybody look at your pants ##"
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"Babies of Springfield, we need your help."
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"Put dice up your nose. Let cats sleep on your face!"
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"That's quite an act to follow, Lisa."
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"now that I have your attention..."
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"we have some exciting new research from young Lisa Simpson."
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"Let's bring her out and pay attention."
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"- Bullies? - I'm afraid."
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"to Sir Isaac Newton..."
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"But why do the brawny prey on the brainy?"
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"I'd like to thank her parents..."
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"Whoo-hoo! Simpsons rule!"
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"A gift certificate from JCPenney?"
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"Yes. You'll love their slacks."
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"Yes! Yes! I'm gonna-"
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"Look at her pound that nerd."
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"# I'm feeling free #"
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"# But it's way too high and so this time I'll just pretend #"
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"# Oh, oh #"
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"#The Simpsons #"
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"That's right, kids!"
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"- It's delicious. Want to try? - Yea!"
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"Wow! Pink daggers!"
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"- Green hatchets! - Yellow ice picks!"
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"And Stabby-Oh's are part of this nutritious breakfast."
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"- Hey. If you guys made breakfast, where's Mom? - Here I am."
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"But thanks to Stabby-Oh's, most of me is still in bed."
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"That ad campaign may have crossed a line."
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"Ah, what can you do? Sex sells."
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"Homer, you're still here?"
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"You should have left for work an hour ago."
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"They said if I come in late again, I'm fired. I can't take that chance."
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"- But I gotta spit. - You can spit on the bus."
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"Aw, darn. Looks like we'll have to stay home today."
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"Oh, you want to drag?"
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"I'm not racing!"
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"It's me, Marge Simpson."
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"No. You eat my dust! Hoo-hoo!"
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"only with a bus instead of a boat."
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"I did it! I caught the school bus!"
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"- Now hurry up and get on. - But, Mom, the school's right here."
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"Okay. Everybody off."
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"Picking up a new kid today."
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"I wonder what they're like."
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"Help me! Help me!"
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"Aw, man."
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"- Red hair? - What's she trying to pull?"
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"She'll never fit in."
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"Someone should go talk to her."
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"Yeah. Somebody should."
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"One Hour Dry Cleaner? Man, that's fast."
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"- Kids gone? - Yep."
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"It's great to have some time just to ourselves, huh?"
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"So..."
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"this coffee's good, huh?"
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"The milk really takes the edge off."
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"You know, I think our marriage is-"
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"I got it!"
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"- No, I got it. - No, I do."
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"to the thousands of death traps lurking in the average American home."
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""Springfield Baby-Proofing"?"
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"Sorry about that. But the truth is..."
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"your baby, Maggie Simpson, is dead!"
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"Dead tired of baby-proofers who don't provide a free estimate."
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"Let's start in the kitchen."
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"Now, pretend I'm a baby."
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"Me like to explore."
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