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Clips from The Simpsons - Helter Shelter (S14E14)

"Oh, this doesn't look good, sir. This man could sue us."
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"Can't beat a skybox. All the excitement..."
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"Oh, this is gonna be the coolest basketball game ever."
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"Don't hit my face."
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"Mm. That takes me back."
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"Check out those non-skybox losers watching hockey without sushi."
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"Hey, Homer's looking down his nose at us."
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"Heads up, Dad. Here comes the scum."
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"All right. A people tooth."
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"Now I is like Britney Spears."
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"Yeah!"
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"Fine. Watch your stupid Eagles concert."
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"Please to take my hockey tree."
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"Hmm."
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"They've already told the skybox fans who's gonna win."
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"Huh?"
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"Yeah! Go, Ice-O-Topes!"
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"Because she took the trouble to wander away and talk to a stranger."
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"Wha...?"
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"Hey, Ma, our crap shack's going to hell."
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"That's using your noodle."
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"The time will just fly by."
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"Uh, that was boring. Let's get a hotel."
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"Stupid bran producers convention."
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"Why don't we stay at a youth hostel?"
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"That's Lenny?"
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"Wow, Lenny."
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"Your apartment is stunning."
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"...with a jai alai court."
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"Ha-ha-ha. That's the sound of the pelota hitting the fronton."
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"We are not staying at Moe's."
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"I heard of a new reality show where they let you live in a home for free."
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"Oh, yeah. The gimmick is it's a house from 1895."
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"This family looks pretty interesting."
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"But isn't the dad Bill Cosby?"
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"Let's try the Simpsons."
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"They're perfect for reality TV."
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"Yeah. Those golden curls are to die for."
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"You'd like that, wouldn't you, hippie?"
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"Ooh, please be a melon baller. Please be a melon baller."
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"This is your video confessional."
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"...and darkest secrets."
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"Oreos? Sorry, these are from 1896."
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"Non-scarring toilet paper. Ha. Dream on."
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"The kids are in bed and Maggie's in her cage."
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"Well, okay."
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"Blow out that lamp..."
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"Almost done."
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""Mutt and Jeff" comics are not funny."
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"I hate this house!"
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"All of you stink so much."
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"Ooh, that little... Ooh."
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"Bart, honey, would you like..."
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"I thought I was regular before, but I was wrong."
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"He's betrothed to Martha Takeapunch."
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"The show's getting boring. We're losing viewers."
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"Why is the guy from Laverne & Shirley living in our house?"
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"The essence of drama is conflict."
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"Turn to channel 24."
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"Marge, I'm off to the blacksmith's to get my tooth pulled."
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"Oh. Lisa. Explain."
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"The network made our show more exciting by dumping the house in a river."
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"This rope was woven from handlebar moustaches."
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"You monsters. You turned this show into a Survivor clone."
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"Squiggy."
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"Oh, yeah. This is great stuff. Let's take lunch, people."
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"- Do we get lunch? - We're not allowed to interfere..."
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"The tag chafed my throat."
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"Let's go eat some bugs."
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"Savages. I'll handle this, Marge."
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"- We take your land. - We're not savages."
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"We were a tribe on another reality show, but we lost the final challenge."
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"We're gonna overpower your crew and return to civilization."
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"That's my Homie."
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"Yes, but... Okay."
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"Oh, that's it."
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"Hmm. I guess we'll have to find a new way to entertain ourselves."
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"Hmm. Off again."
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"Maybe I can hear what's going on."
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"Perhaps my other eye will get to the bottom of this."
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"D'oh! Ah!"
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"Yes. If he's smart, he'll hold out for millions."
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"Whoo-hoo! I got skybox tickets."
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"And with only 20 percent loss of my brain function."
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"...of being in the sky with the security of being in a box."
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"Actually, it says here we're gonna see hockey."
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"No!"
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"- Would you care for some cologne? - You have anything..."
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"- ...with ground-up whale in it? - But of course."
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"Hey, do we tip these guys, or what?"
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"Paint your portrait, sir?"
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"Can you paint me knocking out Larry Holmes?"
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"If you can call that hockey."
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"Let's take Mr. Figgy Pudding down a peg."
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"I'm getting close. I smell vinaigrette."
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"Why can't they just be happy for my success?"
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"- Hot fudge! - Arr, it burns!"
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"Oh, great. And I just got all that gum out of my armpits."
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"- It's a hockey game. - Whatever."
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"Hey, Kozlov!"
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"Aim for the five hole."
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"He's got an opening the size of Red Square."
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"Thank you, mouthy American child."
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"Come on, Lisa. It's time to go."
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"But the game's not even over."
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"This sucks."
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"Hmm. Better add some more nails."
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"Oh."
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"I think we might have termites."
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"These are no ordinary termites."
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"What you've got here are Russian No-wood-niks."
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"Okay. But in order to kill these bugs, I've got to live like a bug..."
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"I go by how funny the sign is."
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"Sweet. A circus."
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"So when can we go back in our house?"
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"Not for a while, I'm afraid."
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"It comes with James Coburn's picture on the bottle."
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"This place won't be inhabitable for another six months."
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"- But where will we live? - Don't worry."
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"We'll just hang out in front of the house beside these garbage cans."
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