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Clips from The Simpsons - Blood Feud (S02E02)

"He's never late. Something's wrong."
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"Lemur. Lemur."
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"She needs the advantages I didn't have."
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"A mother knows everything."
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"He needs double O-negative blood. No one has it."
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"Probably. Once upon a time..."
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"Hey, let's go! Emergency! Life or death here!"
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"-We're ready with the transfusion. -I'm not going to make it."
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"-Go ahead. -Charles Montgomery Burns:"
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"American..."
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"Why, look who's here! It's good old you!"
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"How about that local sports team, huh?"
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"Well, that's game. Hasta mañana, Osvaldo."
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"Dim the lights. Turn them on. Do something!"
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"D'oh! It's just a card!"
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"Bart, take a letter! Dear Mr. Burns..."
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"I don't think it is in the cornstarch canister."
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"It's somewhere. It didn't just get up and walk away."
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"Think very carefully."
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"Yours truly, Some Bozo." Big loss."
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"-Mailman's here. -We'll use that."
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"It wouldn't do any good to run because you know my name, right?"
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"All right. First question: Have you slept with anyone famous?"
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"Homer Simpson."
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"And your card was just great.""
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"-Shameless, will you? -His pink slip for you to sign."
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"Now that's odd."
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"They said I'd destroy the family. I never believed it."
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"-Beat him up. -You got it."
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"Beat, but..."
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"I'm sorry. But I just couldn't hurt Homer."
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"I know you're mad. I'm gonna stand outside until you forgive me."
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"-...the Simpson matter to attend to. -We do indeed, old friend. We do."
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"Too cutesy."
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"Don't you dare sully this moment with your price-taggery."
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"Heave, ho! Heave, ho! Heave, ho!"
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"This gruesome customer is Xtapolapocetl, the god of war."
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"Awesome!"
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"-...we would've gotten nothing. -Well...."
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"-But it was a memorable few days. -Amen to that!"
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"Chief Wiggum, Archbishop McGee, distinguished guests..."
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"...I'm pleased to dedicate this warning system."
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"In the off-chance of a nuclear disaster..."
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"...this sign will tell the good citizens of Springfield what to do."
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"Joke's on them."
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"If the core explodes, there won't be any power to light that sign."
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"I'd like to present the man who made this sign possible..."
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"...by dropping his obstructionist legal challenges..."
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"...Montgomery Burns."
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"Nobody leaves "Diamond Joe" Quimby holding the bag!"
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"Must turn over."
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"Got to greet dignitaries."
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"-Oh, no! We've got to get a doctor! -Absolutely not!"
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"No quack sawbones is going to apply his leeches to me."
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"As long as there's an ounce of strength left in me...."
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"He's suffering from what we call hypohemia."
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"It's a lack of blood."
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"Damn it, I know what it is! What can we do about it?"
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"-Our only hope is a transfusion. -How long to sterilize a needle?"
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"-Seconds. -Skip it."
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"Just leave me enough to get home."
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"His blood is double O-negative. It's rare."
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"I'm B-positive. Damn this gutter blood!"
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"Smithers, don't feel so bad."
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"After all, that kidney you donated to me really hit the spot."
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"Attention, all employees."
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"Our boss and inspiration, Mr. Burns..."
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"...is at death's door."
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"If you have double O-negative blood, please report to the bloodmobile."
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"That is all."
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"-I'd give, except for one thing. -What?"
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"I don't wanna."
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"I can't believe you guys."
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"There's a wealthy human being who needs our help."
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"You don't wanna cash in?"
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"-I'm your supervisor. -Sorry, sir."
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"Maggie, look. What's that?"
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"Zebu. Zebu."
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"-What are you doing? -Teaching Maggie about nature."
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"Lisa, we did the best we could. What's a zebu?"
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"An ox with a hump and a dewlap."
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"Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap."
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"-What's my blood type? -A-positive."
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"Nuts! Rare blood and I don't have it."
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"You know his blood type? How romantic!"
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"-My shoe size? -4-B."
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"-How many teeth do I have? -Sixteen."
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"-Ring? -Don't wear them. But three."
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"And?"
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"-Monster makeup. -Impressive."
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"-How many hairs on my head? -Homie, you have lots of hair."
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"-Bart does. -Yes! All right!"
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"Congratulations! You've got a date with a needle!"
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"I don't have to give blood. I have rights."
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"-Yeah, the right to remain silent. -You must help those in need."
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"-It's the only decent thing to do. -D'oh!"
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"It's not like I'm asking you to give blood for free."
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"When you save a rich man's life, he showers you with riches."
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"-You know "Hercules and the Lion"? -Is it a Bible story?"
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"...there was a big, mean lion who got a thorn in his paw."
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"Everyone tried to pull it out but nobody was strong enough."
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"They got Hercules."
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"And Hercules used his mighty strength, and bingo!"
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"The moral is, the lion was so happy..."
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"...he gave Hercules this big thing of riches."
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"-How did a lion get rich? -It was the olden days!"
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"-Just a sec! -Otto-man! You work here?"
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"All my friends are in school..."
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"...so I got a job as a bloodletting tech-dude!"
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"-Let's get this show on the road. -Okay. Let me wash up."
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"Homer. Brave, young Bart."
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"-I don't know which one to hug first. -The boy."
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"...and patriot. American patriot."
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"Master of the atom..."
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"...scourge of the despot...."
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"O, tyrant, hear his mighty name and quake!"
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"Smithers, I'm back!"
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"Top of the morning to ye!"
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"Hi, Mr. Burns."
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"Hey, there, Mr. Brown Shoes."
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