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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa's Rival (S06E06)

"Lisa's Rival"
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"Lisa, will you keep it down?"
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"My, these seas are certainly heaving."
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"Hey! Why, that sounds like Gabriel's trumpet."
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"Ralph, this better not be about your cat."
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"I never made Miss Hoover "yow-wee.""
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"I was skipped ahead because I was bored in the first grade."
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"You're younger than me too?"
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"- The sax. - Me too."
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"Wow! We have so much in common. I'm sure we'll be the best of friends."
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"Hard to the right. Hard to the left. Cat! Deer! Old man!"
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"That was downright decent of you."
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"White gold! Texas tea!"
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"I don't know. I guess that's the school's decision to make."
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"It hurts my teeth."
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"Someone's been practicing over the summer. Welcome aboard."
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"My lute!"
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"Lisa Simpson trying for first-chair saxophone."
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"That was a close one, Lisa, but you made it."
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"I meant my number one girl."
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"Honey, if you get too competitive, you'll never be happy."
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"But she's better than me at everything that makes me special."
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"- Who's at the door? - What's that, Mother?"
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"Unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress."
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"- There he is on the monkey bars. - Try to take him alive."
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"I appreciate the offer, but it goes against every moral fiber in my body."
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"While you were out "earning" that dollar..."
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"And now Avis Rent A Car is proud to present..."
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"We welcome Garfunkel, Messina, Oates and Lisa..."
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"...as to the whereabouts of our good friend Milhouse."
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"I've got to stop being so petty."
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"I'm glad we have someone who can join us in our anagram games."
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"All right, Lisa."
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"Jeremy's Iron."
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"You know, I have a ball."
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"And he's buried here under the floorboards."
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"It's great. It's really great."
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"Got away from you, huh? Well, you keep at it."
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"The sweet."
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"- Homer? - In America..."
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"...first you get the sugar..."
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"...then you get the power..."
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"...then you get the women."
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"Where'd you get your sugar for that tea?"
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"I nipped it when you let your guard down for that split second."
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"...with my cocky stride and musky odors."
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"A bitter snowstorm."
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"- Is it okay? - Well..."
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"Bart, her being wet won't help me win the competition!"
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"Well, we could just sabotage her diorama..."
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"I understand now. Oh, look. There goes one."
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"Luring our bees to your sugar..."
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"- Bees are on the what, now? - Simpson, you diabolical..."
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"Oh, wait a minute. The bees are leaving."
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"It's okay, Marge. I've learned my lesson."
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"Let's see. Our foreign exchange student, Uter, has chosen..."
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"I..."
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"- Hey, it's Bart! - And he's doing stuff!"
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"- Oh, I can't take my eyes off him. - Look what he's doing."
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"Bart, stop creating a diversion and get out of here!"
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"- What is it? - It's a cow's heart."
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"I made a different one."
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"...but that's none of my business. Elementary school is where I wound up..."
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"...and it's too late to do anything about that."
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"I mean, I think I hear something."
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"No real insight."
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"This has been a very disappointing day."
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"And my favorite, Chewie. They're all here!"
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"- What do you think? - It's lunchtime."
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"It's no shame being second to you."
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"Now I know that losing isn't the end of the world."
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"Hey, you still think we can be friends?"
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"I'm making a crank call to Principal Skinner."
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"As a matter of fact, my refrigerator wasn't running."
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"You spared me quite a bit of spoilage. Thank you, anonymous young man."
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"It's my room and I can do what I want."
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"Bart, quit it!"
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"Lisa, stop the racket. I'm trying to fix your mother's camera."
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"I'm gonna need a bigger drill."
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"Well, no more than your bountiful bosom, my lady."
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"Does that earring mean you're a pirate?"
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"Kind of."
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"And only in the sweet embrace of quietude can two lovers truly be as..."
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"Lisa, stop blowing my sex. I mean, stop blowing your sax. Your sax. Stop it."
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"Mom, I'm auditioning for first chair in the school band..."
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"...and I've got to practice."
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"I'm sorry, but I sacrificed a very expensive camera..."
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"...just to get some quiet time."
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"You know what that means, kids."
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"Judgment Day!"
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"Forty-five seconds till pencils down."
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"Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?"
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"Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing..."
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"...as a means of student evaluation."
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"My cat's name is Mittens."
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"Three. Two. One. And that's pencils down."
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"Now, here's an oral extra-credit question."
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"What was Christopher Columbus actually looking for..."
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"...when he discovered America?"
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"Anyone besides Lisa for a change?"
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"- Oh, all right. - He was looking for a passage to India."
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"Correct, Allison. And on your very first day in our class."
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"And during a subsequent voyage, Columbus found..."
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"Hi, Allison. I'm Lisa Simpson."
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"It's great to finally meet someone who converses..."
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"...above the normal 8-year-old level."
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"- Are you hyperventilating? - No. I just like to smell my lunch."
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"I never met anyone who skipped a grade before."
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"I'm surprised you haven't. You're obviously smart enough."
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"Well, I'm sure I could have."
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"But I'd hate to leave behind all my wonderful friends."
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"Out of the way, brain queen!"
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"Hey, Sara."
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"Me too. What instrument do you play?"
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"- I'm going for first chair this year. - Me too."
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"- Me too. - Me too."
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"Hurry up and finish eating."
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"You're steering fine, boy."
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"If only the sugar were as sweet as you, sir."
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"We hit the jackpot here!"
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