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Clips from The Simpsons - The Princess Guide (S26E26)

"Mmm. Paper jam."
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"♪ The Simpsons 26x15 ♪ The Princess Guide Original Air Date on March 1, 2015"
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"Okay, Dad, I'm ready for Take Your Daughter to Work Day."
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"How come there's never a Take Your Son to Work Day?"
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"Good one, Dad. Yeah."
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"of infertility at the nuclear plant."
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"Ew!"
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"Excellent."
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"Not sure."
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"All I have left are the clothes on my back"
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"I had to replace my beloved hounds with teacup poodles."
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"Release the hounds."
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"Stupid Branson."
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"that will undo the terrible damage done by my other schemes."
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"I'll just have to sell everything"
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"I'll have the berries."
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"A terrible fate indeed, sir."
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"But what about the presentation?"
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"Okay, sweetie, open those baby blacks."
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"Mr. Burns, I don't know what you have heard,"
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"Oh, this is for me."
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"I need someone to look after her,"
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"keep her out of trouble."
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"keeping her in this hotel room during the negotiations."
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"Homer Simpson, I give you Princess Kemi of Nigeria!"
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"Watch that girl like a hawk."
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"May I escort you to the radiator?"
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"Yup, special project."
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"Lenny said you were babysitting,"
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"and if you are babysitting,"
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"Really? Awag? Really?"
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"and see the America whose greatest cities"
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"I've only seen destroyed in movies."
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"But in their place, we have 500 channels of television."
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"Moe, this is Kemi."
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"I had a good friend who really wanted to go there."
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"Yeah, that's pretty good there,"
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"Notice I didn't say "Your.""
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"Nigeria?"
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"Can I try it?"
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"A few months back, I got an unsolicited e-mail"
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"Get out of here!"
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"She and I are going back to the hotel now!"
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"Oh, no, wait. She actually cleaned up a little bit."
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"Chief, thank God!"
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"Get in the car, booze bag."
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"Chief, I have been shot in the shoulder!"
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"Can't even think of anything to mumble to myself."
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"Does he have a computer? Yes."
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"Guys,"
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"maybe we could get somebody to pretend to be her."
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"Uh, hello, Simpson. Just checking up."
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"Um, yeah, sure. Uh..."
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"Hello, this is the princess."
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"everything's going just the way I want it."
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"Yeah, so all my money's tied up in this "jernt.""
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"Can't even afford elocution lessons"
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"What-What's so funny?"
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"I thought my English was perfect,"
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"So, uh, what's a "princessess" like you, uh, do all day, huh?"
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"A lot of spinning wheels and witches treating you like crap?"
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"Hey, you guys got real optimistic literature there."
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"in the fridge in the back. Uh, help yourself."
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"Good night, dregs."
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"All right, let's cut to the chase."
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"Oh, great, here comes the haggling."
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"I've never done for anyone in this bar. Call you a cab."
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"I want to see this town."
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"Come with me."
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"It's my legs."
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"Actually, I wanted to go back with him."
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"Very good. Um, shouldn't we"
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"I'm finally gonna get what I want."
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"Uh, uh, sir, there may be a bright side."
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"He's almost mine."
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"I was a young woman who wanted to see the world,"
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"Majesty."
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"And the older one, I can't tell her what to do."
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"that you have to let them be who they are"
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"because you love them."
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"That makes sense."
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"Oh... Come here, daughter."
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"Never dream big, because it will blow up in your face."
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"Oh, poor thing."
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"Everyone wins."
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"Yes, yes. Princess."
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"to a certain princess, who, uh, one assumes,"
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"turned all his thoughts of revenge"
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"may or may not have seen much of your world"
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"Oh, this is vague stuff. Vague stuff!"
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"Moe, before I left,"
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"of our most beloved, albeit depressing, literature."
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"Fun premise."
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"Well, I guess you'll pine forever"
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"Yeah. Here's to suffering in silence."
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"Mm. Can't wait to see those numbers hanging from my rafters."
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"Man, have I been aging badly."
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"around the world. Can you go five blasted minutes"
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"'Cause boys are already on track to get all the good jobs."
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"The Dirty Dozen? All guys."
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"The X-Men? Mostly men."
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"Well, despite all that, today's going to be fun, Dad!"
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"Will there be lots of other girls there?"
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"Just a few. For some reason, there's been a lot"
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"After we show you the wealth of jobs in the steno pool,"
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"a hearty luncheon of bison with lake beaver will be served."
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"And upon leaving,"
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"you will each receive a piece of orangewood"
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"to bite down on during childbirth."
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"It's getting harder and harder"
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"Oh, you're always my ray of..."
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"Shut up."
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"I don't know. Who's that guy?"
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"I don't know. Where do those pipes lead?"
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"to the cafeteria and get some ice cream?"
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"How many kinds are there? 12."
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"Curse that Elon Musk!"
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"Thanks to that Earth-smooching buttinski,"
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"I'm on the verge of bankruptcy."
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"and the clones in my freezer."
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