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Clips from The Simpsons - All's Fair in Oven War (S16E16)

"Bart, where did you get those?"
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"There's an open house next door."
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"But seeing that kitchen today"
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"Have you been hiding bosom rags from me?"
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"Trying to."
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"These magazines are from before we were married."
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"Thanks, Marge, I can't wait to read about..."
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"I gotta be honest, I don't see what all the hubbub is about."
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"I could make the tree house look like this."
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"I'm calling a contractor."
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"I'm sorry my husband is being so difficult."
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"That's all right, Mrs. Simpson."
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"These wings are "V-licious!""
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"Apu? Never heard of him."
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"this music will get a stewardess to give you a layover."
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"Bart, can you come in here for a second?"
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"Outtasight! Lay it on me, Mama."
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"So I'm entering my dessert dogs!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Sorry, Ralphie. The Bakeoff rejected your recipe."
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"including..."
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"Nelson, your debonair wit reminds me of a young Mort Sahl."
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"It's going to be weird cooking without your tipsy father grabbing me from behind,"
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"Listen here, Simpson."
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"My dessert!"
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"And lose her soul."
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"Yes."
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"Maybe I was a little hard on him. Oh, well."
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"Because we're poor?"
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"Well, it's better they hear it from me now..."
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"Now I've got to get ready for the finals."
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"cheating!"
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"Plenty of kids are going to look up to me when I'm Auntie..."
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"whatever it is."
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"I guess Dad has to be my hero now."
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"That's when I'll make my move."
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"That could've been me."
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"Oh, I wish it had've been."
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"That's it. Next time, I fly."
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"We now return to Blackula Meets Black Dracula."
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"I'm turning this disco into a hockey rink."
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"You mean a honky rink!"
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"You know, Black Dracula is now a Congressman from Virginia."
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"Check it out. I'm a business jerk!"
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"Marge, I don't want to buy this house."
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"I'd have to live next door to myself."
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"Turn that down!"
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"Screw you!"
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"Relax, we're just looky-loos."
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"We're only here to compare our lifestyle to our neighbors."
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"Marge, It's not fair to compare us to an American household."
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"It's so beautiful and modern."
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"Ooh, a Sub-Zero fridge."
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"A slightly colder fridge? In my lifetime?"
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"Amazing."
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"This is the kitchen I've always wanted."
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"And check this out."
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"A walk-in microwave!"
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"Hey, Marge, can you press "stop" when my popcorn's done?"
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"Homie, when I married you, I knew we wouldn't live in luxury."
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"And I kept that vow."
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"made me wish we had something a little better for ourselves."
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"I'll build you a new kitchen, sweetie."
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"that's so thoughtful,"
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"but maybe we should hire a professional contractor..."
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"A contractor?"
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"Those guys are the biggest crooks around."
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"They charge for materials and labor!"
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"Pick one, jerks!"
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"Man, that hurt."
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"And now to do the exact same thing again."
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"Maybe you should turn off the power."
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"Don't demolish along the way!"
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"Easy, easy."
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"Playdude magazines?"
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"Maybe you should throw them away."
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"But I need them for the articles!"
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"Les articles ?"
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"So you wouldn't mind if I cut out all the erotic nudes?"
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"Of course not."
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"Why would I want to look at a nude woman I'm not even married to?"
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"I wouldn't even know how she could improve me."
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""I'm not wearing any clothes..."
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"So why don't I just splay myself on a pool table"?"
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"Steady, steady..."
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"Here's your precious articles."
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""Sport Fishing with Sonny Jurgensen.""
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"What man would want you now?"
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"Playdudes!"
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"Let the blossoming of Milhouse begin."
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"Hey, the lady in this picture is hot."
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"She can Calamine my hives anytime."
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"That's Congresswoman Bella Abzug."
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""Ciao Bella""
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"The grown-ups in this magazine are pretty cool."
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"Then we could have orgies,"
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"whatever they are."
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"We are Playdude Playmates!"
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"We are Playdude Playmates!"
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"There it is, nice and smooth."
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"I'd like to see your boyfriend the contractor do a better job."
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"I think you used too much plaster."
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"Oh, now you tell me."
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"I never stopped telling you."
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"So that's what that white noise was."
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"Thanks for taking the job."
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"Get lost, crook!"
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"Many husbands feel emasculated..."
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"when their wife must turn to a professional..."
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"to satisfy her remodeling needs."
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"Why don't you just kiss her?"
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"I'm gay. But I have a subcontractor that does that sort of thing for me."
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"I like-a to kiss."
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"Now, don't you worry. Your kitchen will be done in three weeks."
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"When Virginia Woolf wrote, "Every woman needs a room of one's own,""
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"she must have been talking about the kitchen."
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"What's the first thing you're gonna make in your new kitchen?"
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"How 'bout cooking up some money..."
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"because this stupid kitchen cost $100,000."
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"I was thinking of chicken wings."
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