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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart the Lover (S03E03)

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"Well, now your car has no battery."
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"I'm supposed to pick Betty up."
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"[ Stuck Dial Tone ]"
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"Without zinc for the rotary mechanism"
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"there are no telephones."
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"The firing pin in your gun was made of..."
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"Zinc, come back."
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"Zinc!"
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"Oh, it was all a dream."
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"Hmph!"
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"One scratch and win, Apu."
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"[ Engine Sputtering ]"
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"Bingo, bango, sugar in the gas tank."
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"Your ex-husband strikes again."
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"Why not?"
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"[ Phone Ringing ]"
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"[ Noise Continues ]"
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"the Twirl King champions!"
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"I question the value of this assembly."
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"Get your worthless butts in the van."
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"That's your trick?"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"[ Gasping ]"
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"Whoa! Whoa!"
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"Arnold Palmer? No."
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"''After two months at sea"
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"I will not accept any book reports"
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"Just one."
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"but life goes on."
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"Here you go..."
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"Well, would you?"
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"Absolutely."
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"P-hih!"
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"Just because there's a little snow on the roof..."
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"Someone jammed a Malibu Stacy head down here."
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"Just a sec."
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"I never answered a personal ad before"
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"My name is..."
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"Maybe we should let the dog in."
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"I bet we could buy a nice doghouse for $50."
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"Marge, you're a tool of the doghouse makers."
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"I am not."
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"He goes through that."
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"How was detention today?"
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"Oh, not bad."
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"[ Grunting and Groaning ]"
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"A fellow came in asking for change for a dollar."
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"I gave him three quarters by mistake."
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"Todd, would you like mixed vegetables?"
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"Weren't you a little hard on him?"
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"Well, you knew I had a temper"
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"Oh, if this is about that stupid quarter again, I--"
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"Hello, Ned."
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"You know kids and vegetables."
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"Well, kids usually pick these things up from someplace."
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"Hey, Lise, a moment of your time."
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"Suppose I was writing a second letter to a girl"
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"you're not telling me about?"
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"No!"
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"That girl"
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"Mom, did you save Dad's love letters?"
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"Wow, a side of Dad I've never seen!"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"You wouldn't be interested."
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"- Can fix my car. - Oh, yeah."
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"# Bringing in the sheaves #"
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"[ Homer ] Damn crappy nails.!"
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"Super glue, my butt.!"
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"D'oh! You bas..!"
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"Hit it..! Shot..! D'oh!"
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"What is it, Flanders?"
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"No, I came to talk to you about your... potty mouth."
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"Go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves."
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"Lots of people."
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"if you give the sailor talk the old heave-ho."
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"Aye, aye... Admiral Butthead."
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"Ah, my love."
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"When are you going to meet him?"
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"You're going in."
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"Well, maybe he's right."
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"but that's the way God made me, and I'm too old to stop now."
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"No, you're not."
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"Every time he said a bad word"
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"Bring on the swear jar."
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"If I catch fire?"
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"No, Homer."
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"Hmm... That's okay."
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"Why don't we go out to dinner?"
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"''Hungrily yours, Edna. ''"
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"on the line long enough."
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"It's time to boat this bass."
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"Bart! Eyes down."
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"Sexily yours, Woody. ''"
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"[ Crying ]"
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"Oh, you son..!"
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"Homer, I owe you one, buddy."
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"How's the dog supposed to get in?"
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"Oh, Woodrow, how could you stand me up?"
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"Mrs. K., you don't need him."
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"There are plenty of good men around."
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"What's wrong with Principal Skinner?"
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"That will require a tetanus shot."
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"With what money?"
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"Oh, cute."
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"Beer!"
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"[ Makes Raspberries On Her Belly ]"
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"but I need help with my love life."
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"Bart, this is your teacher?"
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"Boy, you've got to go to your teacher"
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"and tell her the truth."
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"that says good-bye, but let's her feel loved."
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"Sensitive love letters are my specialty."
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"when a woman loves a man, that wouldn't matter."
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"''I cannot see you for the next five years"
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"Homer, for the last time, I am not putting that."
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"How shall we end it?"
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