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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer the Smithers (S07E07)

"Our feature race- the Nuclear Power Plant Championship! Plant! Plant!"
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"Go swap it for a smaller one."
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"- Thank you very much. - Smithers! What's happening?"
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"Hey-hey!"
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"And to prevent newsprint from rubbing off on your hands..."
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"Better be more specific."
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"I'm sorry. Monty can't come to the phone right now."
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"He never forgave her for having that affair with President Taft."
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"One of your organ banks from Sector 7G."
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"Well, the van's leaving. Which one duty is giving you the most trouble?"
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"I'm taping it. I wanna get to Mr. Burns's house bright and early to make his breakfast."
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"Here. Tell me how my stocks did yesterday."
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"- Hmm? What about my options? - Well, you can either get up or go back to sleep."
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"I think... the fangs today."
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"Simpson?"
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""You have 10 minutes. " "Your car has been impounded. ""
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"This Simpson fellow seems to be getting dumber by the minute."
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"Sorry, but you need a good night's rest."
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"Terrible at everything. A complete moron."
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"Uh, actually, sir, picture taking is not allowed at this particular resort."
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"He'll protect me from this beast."
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"I've seen people activate this machine a thousand times."
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"No. I'm, uh, making it myself."
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"Hear that?"
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"No! I thought- I thought I'd chauffeur myself this evening."
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"Yes. That's what I thought. How difficult can it be?"
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"I suspect you need more practice working your telephone machine."
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"Mr. Burns, is there anything at all I can do for you?"
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"You're fired. Ta."
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"- Cheer up, Homie. - I feel terrible about getting Mr. Smithers fired."
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"Get ready for exciting quarter-mile action..."
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"or you can admit to yourself there's only one person that can make you happy..."
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"Okay. I gotcha covered."
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"I'll give him what for till he cries brassafrax!"
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"- I'm transferring a call in to you, Mr. Burns. - No problemo."
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"Impersonate my mother, will you?"
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"- Stop fighting like a girl, Simpson! - Okay."
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"I'll teach you how to use a phone, you boob!"
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"- Mm. Mm. Mm. - I've got Bobo, hot from the dryer."
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"Careful not to burn yourself on his eye."
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"Oh, and as for that brutish fellow who knocked me out the window..."
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"For knocking Mr. Burns out of a third-story window."
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"The Simpsons"
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"D'oh!"
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"Testing. Testing for Mr. Burns."
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"Here you go, sir. I've warmed up the crowd for you."
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""Welcome, employees. ""
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""Come in. ""
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""The whole night's entertainment is on me. ""
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"Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!"
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"To an evening of exciting quarter-mile action.! Action.! Action.!"
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"Our first race is a benefit for daredevil Lance Murdock.! Murdock.! Murdock.!"
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"Who's hospitalized with cirrhosis of the liver! Liver! Liver!"
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"- It sure would be fun to carpool in one of those, huh, kids?"
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"I'd be a real hotrod mama, wouldn't I?"
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"- Huh? Huh? - You missed the race, Mama."
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"Hmm. I wish I'd pay more attention."
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"Smithers, this beer isn't working."
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"I don't feel any younger or funkier."
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"- I'll switch to the tablespoon, sir. - Coming up next.!"
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"Ah! At last. Smithers, fetch the bi-oculars."
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"- Damnation! Tell them to go slower. - Yes, sir."
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"Hi, guys."
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"Could we keep it in first gear for a couple laps?"
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"Slow down."
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"Excellent."
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"This novelty foam hand is ludicrously oversized."
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"It is a bit ostentatious, sir. I'll be right back."
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"Hey, Burnsie! This was some swell shindig."
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"I had a great time. I just wanna shake your hand."
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"You're the greatest."
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"Smithers! Help!"
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"Doesn't seem as funny to me. But what do I know?"
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"Smithers.!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes, Smithers."
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"And his breath reeked of beer and pretzled bread."
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"I'm so sorry, Mr. Burns. This was all my fault."
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"No. Don't concern yourself."
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"If things had turned ugly, I always had my mace."
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"Don't let me off the hook that easily, sir."
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"I failed you, and I'll never forgive myself."
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"Never! Never! Never!"
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"Never! Never! Never!"
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"Never! Never! Never!"
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"Good morning, sir. To make up for my failure last night..."
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"I've alphabetized your breakfast."
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"You can start with the waffles and work your way up to the zwieback."
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"I've laminated today's newspaper."
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"I appreciate the thought, but my pen won't write on this."
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"How am I supposed to do the "JuniorJumble"?"
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"Oh! I can't even grovel properly. I'm a buffoon."
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"I don't deserve to live on your planet anymore!"
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"Agh!"
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"Pull yourself together, man."
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"I daresay you're in need of a long vacation."
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"No! Don't make me take a vacation."
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"Without you, I'll wither and die!"
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"- That's a risk I'm willing to take. - What would you do without me?"
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"I'm not a baby who needs a nursemaid to burp me."
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"You see?"
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"Now, I insist you take a vacation..."
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"just as soon as a temporary substitute can be found."
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"Sheesh.!"
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"I've got to find a replacement who won't outshine me."
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"Perhaps if I search the employee evaluations for the word "incompetent. ""
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"714 names?"
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"Lazy. Clumsy."
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"Dimwitted."
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"Monstrously ugly."
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"Nuts to this. I'll just go get Homer Simpson."
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"I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills."
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"Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around."
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"You know, Dad, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm."
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"You know, Homer, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm."
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"- Mom, I just said that. - Sor-ry."
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"Next time, get your own darn corn."
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"Um, is this the chair I'll be sitting on?"
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"Yeah. Now, I realize caring for Mr. Burns seems like a big job..."
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"but actually it's just 2,800 small jobs."
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