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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XXIII (S24E24)

"Don't worry. We got a guy here we really been fattening up."
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"I'll be so lonely when they sacrifice you to the gods."
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"try to act surprised, huh?"
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"Nice and tight."
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"- Now enter the Room of Pleasure. - Ooh."
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"And I shall join you shortly."
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"Ooh, that's a good start, but, you know, make it hurt."
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"Oh!"
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"Let's see, uh,"
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"invent and then carry the leap year,"
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"answer certain obscure questions of subatomic physics"
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"or destroy the universe."
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"What is it, Professor?"
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"Thanks a lot, Liser!"
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"Take the mop! Take the mop!"
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"Huh?"
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"Whee...!"
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"have a stray dog down there?"
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"And most scientists believe that what enters a black hole"
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"Come on. You can't look at that infinitely dense little guy"
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"Why shouldn't..."
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"♪ Ah, ah... ♪"
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"Huh?"
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"Stop!"
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"This is a black hole, not a lawn-and-leaf bag!"
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"If one more thing gets in there, it could reach critical mass."
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"I did it!"
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"I hit my first home run!"
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"No...!"
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"I'm still proud of you, buddy."
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"We have received your many gifts with gratitude."
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"We have built our society around the treasures you have sent."
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"And we listen to all our music"
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"the Zune."
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"you forgot to pick me up after Little League."
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"Not with the camera on."
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"I swear I am not filming!"
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"Eh, eh."
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"We had a deal!"
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"I brought this on us all."
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"We have no boyfriends."
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"Rude Dude with a Bad 'Tude."
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"I thought I was the favorite!"
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"Not the favorite! Not the favorite!"
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"Is there any other deal that you can accept?"
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"Cinnamon."
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"is to go back to 1974."
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"My time machine has worked!"
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"Here, kid, hold my keys"
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"What kind of jerk strangles a little boy?!"
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"It was love at first sight, and you ruined it!"
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"Stupid kid steals my future."
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"Ice cream with cookie dough?!"
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"Give yourself a wedgie."
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"I got to ask, what happened?"
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"A role played by Richard Dreyfuss in our universe."
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"Crush them..."
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"I was supposed to be with all of you!"
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"I wish that 20 years ago, I had chosen love."
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"According to our Mayan calendar,"
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"the world will be destroyed"
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"at the end of the 13th baktun."
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"Unless we appease the gods' anger with a human sacrifice."
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"Is it you?"
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"Not me. That guy."
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"More cricket fajitas!"
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"Oh, my brave, brave glutton."
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"No one said anything about a sacrifice!"
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"Although I... I did kind of space out during orientation."
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"All right already, let's get this done"
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"while our doomed civilization is still flourishing here."
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"Oh. Any words of comfort?"
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"when you see your own beating heart,"
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"It's some kid's first time."
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"Fear not, my beloved blood offering."
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"I have a plan."
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"Tell me, High Priest,"
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"are you interested in women?"
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"What priest isn't?"
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"would you mind putting a sack over your head?"
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"Is there any other way?"
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"Heh. Ooh!"
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"That whooshing sound is really turning me..."
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"Man, soccer's even boring for the ball."
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"Quetzal H. Coatl!"
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"We sacrificed the wrong person!"
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"Now the earth will be destroyed after the 13th baktun."
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"converting to base 10,"
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"assuming for the birth of Jesus,"
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"and the world will end in 2012!"
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"And it will be Obama's fault!"
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"Hey, uh, Marge, I'm setting my watch."
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"What baktun is it?"
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"13th! Oh!"
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"Oh! What have we here?"
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"What the hell!"
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"which, thanks to the lobbying of Lisa Simpson,"
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"we built instead of a new baseball stadium."
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"At least the pennant works both ways."
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"Professor Frink will now throw a switch, which will either"
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"Oh, my God particle!"
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"You can tell your grandchildren you were here"
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"Aah! No one takes Willie's mop!"
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"A mini black hole!"
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"Oh, no! I got to take it away"
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"before more clueless kids fall into it."
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"Geronimo...!"
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"I's rich!"
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"I's poor and shack-less."
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"Um, it's a lot worse than a stray dog."
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"Two stray dogs?!"
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"It's a black hole!"
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"That was gonna be my next guess."
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"Are you sure your next guess wasn't"
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"three stray dogs?"
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"Maybe."
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"A black hole?!"
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"I'm sorry, can we call it that?"
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"Yes. It's the preferred term."
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