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Clips from The Simpsons - The Last Temptation of Homer (S05E05)

"[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons ""
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"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"- [ Horns Honking ] - [ Man ] I can't get out.!"
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"- [ Woman ] I'm trapped. - [ Man ] I can't breathe.!"
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"Hmm? Bart?"
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"It's ''photosynthesis''! Damn your feeble brain!"
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"have been caused by a simple vision disorder?"
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"[ British Accent ] You mean it ain't me noggin', it's me peepers?"
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"Watch this, guys."
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"The safety glass'll protect us."
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"- [ All Gasp ] - [ Alarm Blaring ]"
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"Why, that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like?"
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"Smithers, where does that tube go?"
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"[ Shouting Continues ]"
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"[ Men Ululating ]"
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"Sir, we'll need a new dangerous emissions supervisor."
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"It's been a very lean year for us."
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"[ Both Laughing ]"
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"Agent Wesson, Department of Labor."
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"- This man's an illegal alien. - [ Chuckles ]"
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"[ Foreign Language ] Mr. Burns."
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"We found a missing Brazilian soccer team working in your reactor core."
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"That plane crashed on my property!"
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"Look, Mr. Burns, we want to see some changes."
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"For starters, you can reverse your sexist employment policies and hire at least one woman."
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"All right. I'll bring in a woman."
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"- Yes. - Well, that's wonderful."
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"Your son has a temporary condition called ''lazy eye''..."
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"Menachem Begin wore a pair just like them."
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"And we can't take off our pants when it gets real hot."
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"Yeah-- I mean, that--"
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"Gotta go! Ahhh!"
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"Yeah. Another day, another box of stolen pens."
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"- " [ Whistling ] - [ Tires Screeching, Horns Honking ]"
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"Homer, what's with you? You're talking during a coffee break."
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"See, I got this friend named JoeyJo-JoJunior Shabadoo."
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"Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction."
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"It was on one of these bar napkins."
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"Uh, I think we'll find we have very little in common."
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"raspberry swirl with a double glaze!"
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"Oh! Okay, so we have one thing in common."
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"But you know what I hate? Drinking beer and watching TV."
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"I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy too."
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"I'll just push the button for the stimulator--"
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"I mean, elevator."
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"[ Thinking ] Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts."
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"Well, this is my floor."
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"See you tomorrow!"
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"[ Blows Nose ]"
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"They're burned on the outside, but they're frozen on the inside, so it balances out."
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"That raccoon stole my lamb chop!"
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"- [ TV Off] - Oh, that's sweet. [ Sniffling ]"
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"I got two dollars off because mine got smeared."
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"Ew. Hey, we haven't watched TV in a while."
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"Tonight, Eye on Springfield takes a look..."
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"at the secret affairs of Kennedy, Eisenhower, Bush and Clinton."
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"[ Whimpers ]"
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"- [ Whimpers ] - [ Breathing Heavily ]"
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"- [ Screams ] - [ Door Closes ]"
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"Hello, hotline? I'm very tempted by another woman."
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"[ Groans, Grunts ]"
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"- Who are you? - Homer, I'm your guardian angel."
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"- Sir Isa-who? - Oh, very well."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"Colonel Klink.! Did you ever get my letters?"
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"- I'm not actually Colonel Klink. I'm just assuming his form. - [ Chuckles ]"
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"Did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp?"
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"Homer! That's not why I'm here."
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"My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge."
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"Ooh, I would live in a big mansion?"
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"- Then we're all happy. - Let's get out of here."
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"[ Panting ] Whoa!"
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"A place where we can work on our extra-credit assignments..."
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"without fear of reprisal."
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"- Dad, why are you singing? - [ Thinking ] Tell a lie. Tell a lie."
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"You've gotta turn around right now before it's too late!"
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"''I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand."
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"- Hi, Homer. - Mindy! Uh-- [ Clears Throat ]"
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"Mu-- Murphy, youse-- You are a elf--"
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"Look at those two inseparable chums, Smithers."
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"Simpson, Simmons, you two have been chosen..."
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"The Windy Apple!"
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"Colonel Klink, why have you forsaken me?"
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"Did you know Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot?"
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"He did? Mmm!"
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"Homer, I got a really wicked idea that could get us into a lot of trouble."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"- [ Thudding ] - [ Groans ]"
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"Continue the research."
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"[ Both ] Mmm. Foot-long chili dog."
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"[ Both Gasp ]"
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"[ Marge's Voice.: Mechanical Humming Sound ]"
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"Good news, honey. Two weeks are up."
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"Yes! [ Grunts ]"
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"- Whatever. - [ Blows Landing ]"
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"[ Rustling ]"
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"Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard.!"
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"- Get bent! - No more Chernobyls!"
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"You know, I was a little worried about coming to this convention with you."
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"Homer, Mindy, you've just won a romantic dinner alone at Madame Chao's..."
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"the sexiest Chinese restaurant in Capital City!"
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"This was a really nice night, Homer."
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"Well, maybe I want to."
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"" On my vacation away from workie ""
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"[ Gibberish ] Hubba-hubba."
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"but therein lies the game."
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"- I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away. - [ Cars Approaching ]"
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"Blast it, woman. You parked too close. Move your car!"
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"I'm in the lines. You got a problem, go tell your mama."
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"Oh, don't worry. She'll hear about this."
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"- [ Honking Continues ] - [ Bart Laughing Sinisterly ]"
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"Class, I know there's no way to prove who actually did this..."
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"- God bless America. - But my classroom is not a democracy. Ha!"
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"For the rest of the year, Bart Simpson will be..."
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"the first student called on for every question."
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"- [ Gulps ] - Well, let's get started."
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"Uh-- Um-- Hmm?"
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"- Uh-- - [ Grunting ]"
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