Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Simpsons - Holidays of Future Passed (S23E23)

"Mmm!"
The Simpsons
"♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ Ring-aling-aling, ding, dong, ding ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ For a sleigh ride together with you ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy and cozy are we ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ Ring-aling-aling, ding, dong, ding ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ Let's take that road before us ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ They fight and fight ♪"
The Simpsons
"Uh! How did my daughter turn into my brother?"
The Simpsons
"You parked the car. That helped."
The Simpsons
"We will not. Now if you don't mind,"
The Simpsons
"Is there an error?"
The Simpsons
"Oh, man, I can't believe"
The Simpsons
"I do, I do! Me, me!"
The Simpsons
"Isn't she pretty?"
The Simpsons
"air travel."
The Simpsons
"69% of the original Cher is playing."
The Simpsons
"like Hitler or Prince Harry."
The Simpsons
"♪ It was against the law ♪"
The Simpsons
"Hey, Lis. Want to come up?"
The Simpsons
"'Cause we still talk on the phone."
The Simpsons
"Oh, poor Bart."
The Simpsons
"But that is not the point."
The Simpsons
"you're the person I always wanted to be."
The Simpsons
"Especially if it's a nice deli menu."
The Simpsons
"I'm sorry, but there's no room at the in... patient facility."
The Simpsons
"Hmm. A star in the east..."
The Simpsons
"Oh!"
The Simpsons
"Careful how you shut the door."
The Simpsons
"This is it-- I'm going into the Ultranet"
The Simpsons
"You know we're destined to... Aah!"
The Simpsons
"Mm..."
The Simpsons
"hair-losing..."
The Simpsons
"Ho, ho, ho."
The Simpsons
"D'oh!"
The Simpsons
"I'll never eat turkey again."
The Simpsons
"Marge, we got any ham?!"
The Simpsons
"I hereby declare Thanksgiving dinner officially over..."
The Simpsons
"which means it's the start of Christmas season..."
The Simpsons
"which means..."
The Simpsons
"Christmas card photos?!"
The Simpsons
"Yep."
The Simpsons
"I'm Santa?"
The Simpsons
"Oh, now I'll never die."
The Simpsons
"Can't we just send out a picture"
The Simpsons
"of the pets dressed like reindeer?"
The Simpsons
"We tried that last year."
The Simpsons
"D'oh!"
The Simpsons
"Who cares what we look like in whatever stupid year this is?"
The Simpsons
"You'll understand one day when you have kids of your own."
The Simpsons
"Um, who says we're gonna have kids of our own?"
The Simpsons
"Not me, man."
The Simpsons
"This cycle of jerks has to end."
The Simpsons
"Are we done yet?"
The Simpsons
"It's a Wonderful Life is about to start."
The Simpsons
"I wonder what my life would have been like"
The Simpsons
"if I'd never seen that movie."
The Simpsons
"Just look happy!"
The Simpsons
"♪ Ring-ting a-tingling, too ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ Come on, it's lovely weather ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ Ring-aling-aling, ding, dong, ding ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ Outside the snow is falling ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ And friends are calling, "Yoo-hoo" ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ Ring-aling-aling, ding, dong, ding ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ Come on, it's lovely weather ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ For a sleigh ride together with you ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ Ring-aling-aling, ding, dong, ding ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ Ring-aling-aling, ding, dong, ding ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ Ring-aling-aling, ding, dong, ding ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ Ring-aling-aling, ding, dong, ding ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ Ring-aling-aling, ding, dong, ding ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ We'll snuggle up together ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ Like two birds of a feather would be ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ They fight and fight ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ The Itchy and Scratchy ♪"
The Simpsons
"♪ Itchy and Scratchy Show. ♪"
The Simpsons
"Nah."
The Simpsons
"You're two weeks late on the rent, Bart."
The Simpsons
"Not to mention that geography report from 30 years ago."
The Simpsons
"Don't worry. I got some buyers coming over"
The Simpsons
"to look at my good kidney. They grow back, right?"
The Simpsons
"Just get me that rent or you'll be expelled."
The Simpsons
"You mean evicted?"
The Simpsons
"Transporter engaged"
The Simpsons
"Mom, don't make us go to Dad's!"
The Simpsons
"It smells like dog, but there's no dog."
The Simpsons
"You know, I can hear everything you say"
The Simpsons
"during cross-phase."
The Simpsons
"What are you doing here?"
The Simpsons
"Mom says you have to watch us"
The Simpsons
"over the holidays."
The Simpsons
"She says you're our dad and you need to act like it."
The Simpsons
"Christmas with you is gonna suck!"
The Simpsons
"You're wrong. This is gonna be your best Christmas ever."
The Simpsons
"- Really? - Yeah. Give me some credit."
The Simpsons
"I'll just dump 'em at my mom's."
The Simpsons
"You know, we can hear thoughts now."
The Simpsons
"Damn it!"
The Simpsons
"Lis, I'm afraid my seasonal allergies are kicking in."
The Simpsons
"Oh, you poor thing."
The Simpsons
"This is a tough time of year for someone who's allergic"
The Simpsons
"to holly, mistletoe, the red part of candy canes."
The Simpsons
"I can't believe we put a man on the Sun,"
The Simpsons
"but we can't stop my sneezing!"
The Simpsons
"Hi, Zia. How did you do on your math test?"
The Simpsons
"Gee, I'm fine, Mom. Thanks for asking."
The Simpsons
"I'm going online."
The Simpsons
"Don't blame me."
The Simpsons
"When we had her, they used only the best genetic material,"
The Simpsons
"which meant none of mine."
The Simpsons
"I guess."
The Simpsons
"Maybe my mom would have some ideas."
The Simpsons
"Why don't you take Zia to your parents' for Christmas"
The Simpsons
"while I nurse my allergies in one"
The Simpsons
"of the non-Christmas- celebrating states?"
The Simpsons
"You could go back to Michigan."
The Simpsons
"It's still under Sharia law."
The Simpsons
"Yeah, but they always make me wear a veil."
The Simpsons
"Everything looks great, Maggie, but until this baby comes,"
The Simpsons
"I don't want you to make a sound."
The Simpsons
Show more clips