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Clips from The Simpsons - Burns, Baby Burns (S08E08)

"## [Chorus Singing]"
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"watching the seventh game of the World Series."
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"when its workers left to fight in the Second World War."
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"One of the most historically significant fruit presses..."
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"between apple cider and apple juice."
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"If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town."
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"Their cheating was even more rampant than last year, sir."
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"Well, I say let Harvard have its football and academics."
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"Why, every friend I have, I made right here."
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"- Hello, Burnsie. It's your old roomy, Dink. - [Shudders]"
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"Oh, this may take a while, Smithers."
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"[Snoring]"
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"How about a googly-eyed rock? Some nice local squash candy?"
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"I can honestly say that was the most fun I've ever had."
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"I just don't think it's a good idea."
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"- We're picking up the weirdo, and that's final. - [Tires Squeal]"
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"The only car that stopped was a hearse that thought I fell out."
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"Yeah, sure, we know him. That's Mr. Burns."
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"- He tried to kill our puppies. - He sexually harassed me."
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"Uh, hi. My-My name is Larry. I'm here to see Mr. Burns."
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"Well, I hate to break it to you, Larry..."
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"- Hey, now you're talking! - Good God."
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"and a gray hair or two, but my adoring eyes saw past those minor imperfections..."
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"where our passions were inflamed by Clark Gable's reckless use of the word "damn. '""
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"There, under the smiling eyes of four stuffed Eskimos..."
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"as was the style at the time."
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"Well, you must be tired."
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"Let me show you your room."
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"Yes, yes. All right."
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"And Larry and I have so much in common, Marge, way more than you and me."
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"Hey, Pop, this crowd is pretty swanky."
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"Just give them a snootful of the old Burns charm."
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"Hey, I should talk. I hope I look that good when I'm 200."
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"- That's such insubordination! - Larry, please."
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"He's very sensitive about his age."
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"Smithers, there's something a bit odd about young Larry."
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"Well, he is a bit rough around the edges, sir."
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"Well, frankly, test scores like Larry's would call for a very generous contribution."
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"For example, a score of 400 would require a donation of new football uniforms."
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"Three hundred- a new dormitory."
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"Are you mad? I'm not made of airports! Get out!"
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"Summon my son at once."
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"- [Sipping Loudly] - [Smacking Lips]"
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"And is he a constant disappointment?"
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"Oh, all the time. Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse?"
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"Geez! Dad and I, we started out great..."
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"Phony kidnapping."
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"It's the principle, Smithers. Nobody steals from Montgomery Burns..."
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"Hey, I like it. I like it a lot."
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"He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles."
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"What happened? You saw yourself in a mirror?"
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"- Hello, Mr. Burns. This is the kidnapper. - [Chuckling]"
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"Don't you care about your son? This is more important than money."
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"More important than money? Who is this?"
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"Hey, I think I got a pai gow."
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"This is Kent Brockman in Chopper Copter 6 with a special report."
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"- Kidnapped? - Marge, it's not a real kidnapping."
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"It's a simple hoax to win a father's love."
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"[Screams]"
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"there's only one word for that- idiocy."
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"[Groans]"
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"[Gasps] The abandoned warehouse!"
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"We gotta find someplace no one will ever go."
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"Yeah, this place is emptier than a Scottish pay toilet."
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"You don't like it, call a cop."
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"and hostage, Larry Burns, are inside talking loudly."
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"- [Grunts] - [Gunfire]"
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"Don't be a fool, Simpson. Let the kid go."
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"Well, he's the best friend I ever had. We faked the whole thing."
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"Now, get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble."
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"And, sure, sometimes my kids can be obnoxious..."
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"their father's unconditional love."
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"- [All] Mmm! - How about it, Pop?"
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"[Groans]"
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"There, there, sonny boy."
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"I suppose I have been a bit-"
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"Oh, that's okay. I got a wife and kids."
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"It's a party, Marge. It doesn't have to make sense."
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"D'oh! [Screams]"
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"Yeah, they won't learn anything about apples today."
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"And the cider mill operated continuously until 1941..."
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"only now she was infested with thousands upon thousands of rats."
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"[All Gasping, Reacting]"
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"you can still hear them gnawing away at the apples..."
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"- in this part of the state- - [Sighs]"
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"was based on a German design, but modified for the larger American apple."
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"Well, if God didn't make little green apples, it's Homer Simpson."
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"- How long have you been here? - Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life."
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"But I do. Now, here's a little trick to help you remember."
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"If it's clear and yella, you've got juice there, fella."
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"Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kind of- [Fades]"
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"[Homer Thinking] Oh! You can stay, but I'm leaving."
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"And of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped."
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"Oh, my! I better get you some cider."
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"Just look at all this beautiful "foilage.""
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"It's not "foilage," Mom. It's foliage. Foliage."
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"That's what I said- "foilage.""
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"It doesn't take a "nucular" scientist to pronounce "foilage.""
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"[Wind Whistling]"
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"Honestly, Smithers, I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up."
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"They barely even won."
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"Yale will always be first in gentlemanly club life."
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"[Pool Chalk Squeaking]"
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"Steady. Steady."
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"- Oh, nicely played, sir. - [Man On P.A.] Attention, passengers."
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"The train has been temporarily delayed..."
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"I'll be a one-man conga line."
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"Ah, customers. Thank God. Papa needs a new pair of everything."
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"Hey, how you doing? Welcome to scenic Waynesport."
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"And remember your visit with a googly-eyed walnut."
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"A stressed-out Pepsi bottle? Come on."
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"## [Humming] Oh, oh!"
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"[Train Whistle Blows]"
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"- Springfield. - Yeah, yeah. What state?"
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"- [Continues, Indistinct] - [Train Whistle Blows]"
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"The mill, the history, all that gorgeous foliage."
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"I can't "exscape" Lisa, our little walking "libary.""
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"Can't they get a pole for that sign?"
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"- There's not enough room. - Yes, there is."
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