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Clips from The Simpsons - Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? (S02E02)

"You broke up that meeting."
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"-...at least in this country. Amen. -Very nicely said."
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"-Knock it off. -We didn't talk."
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"-Promise you won't tell. -I promise."
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"-Interesting theory. -I'm going to find my brother."
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"2-1 -4-8, this is it."
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"...the city of brotherly love isn't Philadelphia, it's Detroit."
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""Quigley." "Quimby." "Randolph.""
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"-Any luck? -No."
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"I called all three Herbert Powells, nothing."
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"The "H" stands for Herbert! Herb, were you adopted?"
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"-What's the name for our new car? -You'll love this. The Persephone!"
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"-No, I can assure you I'm not. -I'm the hell-raiser."
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"If I want pork chops in the middle of the night, he'll fry them up?"
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"I hope we're not spoiling them."
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"-You weren't watching! -You didn't see!"
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"I'll come as soon as I can leave here."
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"-Okay, I'd like a big one then. -We don't have a big one."
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"-America. -You hear that, morons?"
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"-I need your help. -You do?"
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"A car for all the Homer Simpsons out there."
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"-So, what kind of car would you like? -I don't know."
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"Whatever you kids want to do today, tell me."
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"-Your brother told you to help us. -Yeah, he did."
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"Batting ninth, Unky Herb!"
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"Some things are so snazzy they never go out of style. Tail fins..."
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"-What is it? -Hear what the guys think of your dad."
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"... with lots of well-thought-out, practical ideas."
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"Bull's-eye! And when I gun the motor..."
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"-They hate each other. -They express it."
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"To think I wasted my life in boardrooms and meetings."
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"This old fool's wasted his life."
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"Now I've found it."
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"His life was an unbridled success until he found out he was a Simpson."
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"-"
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"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou"
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"Let's move on to new business. Have you taken care of McBain?"
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"Don't worry, Senator Mendoza. By now our dear friend has met with a..."
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"...shall we say, unfortunate accident?"
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"Great. With McBain out of the way, nothing can stop us!"
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"Any more new business?"
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"-Only your death! -McBain!"
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"McBain!"
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"-$2.50 for this? -What a gyp!"
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"Now I'm thinking about holding another meeting in bed."
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"Oh, McBain!"
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"I want to see the manager!"
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"-The screen's small! -The floor's sticky!"
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"-The subplot felt tacked on. -We demand a refund!"
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"-It's not our policy. -I'll policy you!"
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"-Don't have a heart attack, old dude. -Don't you tell me..."
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"...what to do, you..."
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"...young whipper..."
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"...snapper!"
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"Thanks for nuclear power, which is yet to cause a single proven fatality..."
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"-Eating is worse. -Is not!"
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"-Is too! -Is not!"
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"One more word and Bart gets no cartoons..."
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"...and Lisa can't go to college!"
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"-Not a word. -No panto-ma-mine, either."
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"-Telephone, Homer. It's the hospital. -The hospital? Hello?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I'm happy to say that he only had a mild arrhythmia."
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"Mild! There wasn't anything mild about it!"
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"Now get back to the pharmacy, you quack!"
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"With that feisty attitude, you'll bury us all, Grampa Simpson."
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"-Pull your chair closer, my son. -What is it, Dad?"
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"Not that close!"
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"Homer, that heart attack made me realize that I'm going to die someday."
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"Oh, Dad! You and your imagination."
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"There's something I think you should know. You have a half-brother."
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"A half-brother?"
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"It all happened while I was courting your mother."
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"Hey, handsome, wanna dunk the clown?"
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"She did things your mother would never do. Like have sex for money."
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"A year later, the carnival came back..."
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"...and she had a little surprise for me."
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"We left the baby at the Shelbyville orphanage, and I never saw him again."
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"A year later, I married your mother and we had you."
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"I want Homer to grow up respecting his father."
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"He must never know about that carnival incident."
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"Forget what I just told you."
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"-Why are you blubbering? -This makes me feel special."
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"Since I'm the one you kept, it means you really love me."
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"If I have to move heaven and earth, I'm going to find him!"
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"Yeah, right. Good luck."
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"A long-Iost half-brother. How Dickensian!"
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"Know where this bastard lives? His parents aren't married."
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"-It's the correct word, isn't it? -He's got us there."
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"-Bastard! Bastard! Bastard! -Bart!"
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"-Bart! -Bastard!"
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"-Excuse me, is this an orphanage? -You're a little late."
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"-They tore that down 30 years ago. -Thirty years! I'll never find him!"
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"I'm doomed to walk through this life alone."
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"Oh, brother, where art thou?"
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"-Easy. They moved across the street. -Sorry."
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"I know how you feel."
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"Yeah, but we're looking for my brother today."
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"Can you tell me his name?"
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"Our records state the Powells adopted him and named him Herbert."
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"Herbert Powell, great! Where can I find him?"
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"Sorry, I'm not allowed to say."
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"Please! This is my life we're talking about here!"
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"I do sympathize with your situation, Mr. Simpson."
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"Your brother could be anywhere, even Detroit."
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"I know he could be anywhere! Narrow it down, please!"
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"If you ask me..."
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"Changing the subject makes you a worthless excuse for a human being--"
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"Read between the lines, you fool!"
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"I get it! Here's 20 bucks. Now, will you tell me where my brother lives?"
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"-I don't-- -Take it and tell me!"
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"-He lives in Detroit. -Fine. Thank you."
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"Let's see, Powell...."
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""Pomerantz." "Poole." "Popkin." "Potter.""
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"Oops, too far. Here it is, "Powell" !"
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"Well, you want to try that H. Powell?"
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""H" ! Of course! That could stand for Herbert!"
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"It's a long shot, but--"
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"Is this H. Powell of Detroit, Michigan?"
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"By any chance does the "H" stand for Herbert?"
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