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Clips from The Simpsons - C. E. D'oh (S14E14)

"C.E. D'oh"
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"D'oh! Ah!"
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"So, kids, it's Valentine's Day, and you know what that means."
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"Oh, my darling, nothing is too romantic for you."
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"Have some more liquor."
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"You know I usually bring my A game to the bedroom."
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"Thanks for waking me for the bookmobile, Terrence."
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"You've saved my marriage, and not for the first time."
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"Homer, take this quarter, call your mother."
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"Aren't you gonna chuckle?"
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"Wrong! Life is easy. You suck. You have to take life."
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"God, look at you, losers. I can read your minds."
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"...one to Steven Spielberg, and they shot the guy who made it."
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"- Yes. - Will you write me a check..."
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"Listen up, life obstacles."
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"I say Phantom Menace sucked more."
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"That's toxic waste."
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"Whoopie ding dong doo."
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"Yeah. Send him magazine subscriptions he don't want."
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"...Lisa's college fund?"
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"Oh, Smithers, the environmental effects won't be visible for years."
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"This entire plant is in his name."
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"So when they come to put C.M. Burns in jail, it's the canary that does the time."
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"Oh, yes. Tycoons have been doing it for years."
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"And it wouldn't hurt you to put up some curtains."
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"Mr. Burns, the Nuclear Regulatory Commission is here for inspection."
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"...is continually interrupting my search for a patsy. Why to...?"
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"Hello."
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"Now, a few more details about this year's company picnic."
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"I would like to add to any nuclear inspectors in the crowd..."
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"...that the titular head of the plant is now Mr. Homer J. Simpson."
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"Smithers, get this bedlamite an alienist."
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"...as a shark with a gun for a mouth."
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"Yay!"
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"Banana made of drugs, monkey made of drugs."
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"- ...if you'll stop looking at my boobs. - No deal."
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"...for my exposé on toxins in gold-star adhesive."
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"Lisa, I deeply resent..."
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"I don't wanna do that."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, I'm Esteban Yan of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays."
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"He's doing 80 years on an opium bust."
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"I never saw a man take to a Turkish prison so quickly."
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"These are people in my life I could never find time for..."
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"I was working so hard, I missed our wedding, honeymoon..."
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"...and our divorce proceedings. She died of loneliness."
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"Yes, yes."
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"Thank you, Mr. Burns. Thank you for..."
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"- What are you doing? - Scream all you like."
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"Hey, you nearly hit me on the head."
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"The Simpsons"
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"One, two, three o'clock Four o'clock rock,"
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"Five, six, seven o'clock Eight o'clock rock"
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"Nuts to you, copper."
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"You're gonna be just fine."
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"Hello, Scratchy."
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"- The Big Bopper? - Ritchie Valens? Buddy Holly?"
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"No!"
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"You get to stay downstairs watching TV with the sound turned way up."
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"What about you and Mom?"
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"Oh, we'll be upstairs in the bedroom making lovely rope ladders..."
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"- ...in case there's a fire. - Oh, okay."
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"Children, so naive."
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"- What? - Who's naive?"
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"I didn't say anything. So naive."
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"Mm..."
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"This is so romantic."
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"That's it. Drink up, my pretty."
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"Thanks for the love tip, 60 Minutes II."
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"Mm, funky."
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"Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood. I ate your granny."
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"And now I'm in the mood for love."
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"Oh, Homie, I'm sorry."
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"But tonight, I just can't throw the heat."
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"But it's Saint Valentine's Day."
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"God wants us to do it."
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"You're so cute when you're begging for sex..."
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"...but I'm just too tired."
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"Well, my special mixtape will get you going."
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"Oh, no. That's Maggie's mixtape."
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"Then Maggie must have gotten..."
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"Shut down on Valentine's Day."
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"That's supposed to be a gimme."
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"Everybody's getting some but me."
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"Oh, "glayvin." Oh, nice lady android with the true-to-life "floivic.""
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"Game over."
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"Everyone but me."
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"Oh, Marge doesn't think I'm sexy. What am I supposed to do?"
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"Hmm..."
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"Suicide, eh?"
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"Hmm?"
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"That's it. Thank you, outdoor advertising."
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""Releasing your inner screenplay.""
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""Create an online kennel.""
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"Ooh! "Strip for your wife.""
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"Well, I'm here to win back Brandine."
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"She been making eyes at that photographer..."
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"...what come to document our squalor."
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"Welcome to How to Strip for Your Wife."
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"Dr. Hibbert? You're the teacher?"
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"Oh, yes. I put myself through medical school..."
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"...dancing under the name Malcolm Sex."
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"I pleased the ladies by any means necessary."
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"Now, let's start with a full review of the theory of stripping."
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"Paleosexologists tell us that..."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"- Homer, are you already oiled? - Three coats."
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"That oil was for the entire class."
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"Tell her you're never going to be a stripper."
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"There's nothing to chuckle about."
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"Oh, nobody loves oily Homer."
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"What would you say if I offered you the secret of true success?"
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"Wipe me down and sign me up."
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"Unh, the trick is to blot the oil. Wiping just pushes it around."
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"You're preaching to the choir, man."
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"Now, life is hard. Am I right?"
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"You have to grab it by its little bunny ears and get in its face."
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"Ooh, ooh, I'm afraid of success."
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"It's pizza's fault I'm fat."
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"Oh, I'll stop sucking later."
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"Come here, give me your hand. It's okay."
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