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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart vs. Australia (S06E06)

"Come on, shampoo! You can do it!"
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"...water always drains counter-clockwise."
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"Hot! Cold! Hot! Who's doing that?"
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"Bart, water will only go the other way in the Southern Hemisphere."
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"This line."
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"Nuts."
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"Hello, operator, I'd like to make a collect call..."
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"You picked the wrong guy to tangle with here, mate."
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"I got something to report to you!"
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"That's a bloody outrage, it is!"
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"Hey, I need that!"
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"That's better."
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"We left at 1:30 p.m., Monday. What time is it now?"
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"What does that sign say? I thought they spoke English in this country."
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"It says you can't bring in outside plants or animals."
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"Hey, are you, like, one of those English guards..."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry for what I did to your country."
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"Stand back or I'll boot your prime minister! I'll do it."
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""Let your children run wild and free.""
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"Now, boy, run back to the embassy! Back to American soil!"
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"Well, they're not getting back in here."
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"I know Bart did something wrong. But he's my son..."
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"Thank you, Bart. I promise I won't make fun of you later for this."
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"Bart vs. Australia"
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"Go, toothpaste. Go! Move your pasty, white butt!"
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"I won your stupid bathroom-products race!"
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"No fair. You only won because you had the inside track."
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"If the water had spun the other way..."
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"It never spins the other way. In the Northern Hemisphere..."
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"No way. Water doesn't obey your rules."
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"It goes where it wants. Like me, babe."
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"Yes, Bart. Why don't you try it and see."
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"I know I've seen it go the other way."
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"Ah, faithful toilet."
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"You'll prove me right."
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"I'm singing in the show..."
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"Hot! Cold!"
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"Oh, for Pete's sake, Bart, use the plunger."
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"What the hell is the Southern Hemisphere?"
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"Haven't you ever looked at your globe?"
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"See? The Southern Hemisphere is made up of everything below the equa..."
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"So down there in, say, Argentina..."
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"...or Rand McNally, all their water runs backwards?"
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"In fact, in Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet..."
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"...and hamburgers eat people. - Cool."
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"Hello, Southern Hemisphere?"
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"Which way does the water go in your toilet?"
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"Just a minute, I'll check."
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"Please to repeat again, and I will translating for the el presidente."
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"Which way does the water turn in your toilet?"
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"I can't get a straight answer out of this crazy hemisphere."
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"- Nuisance phone."
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"Bart, you can't actually call these places."
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"Don't you know how expensive international calls are?"
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"...to Australia."
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"This is the operator. Will you accept a collect call from...?"
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"Yes, this is Dr. Bart Simpson of the International Drainage Commission."
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"- It's an emergency. - Lf it's an emergency..."
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"We understand drains in your area have malfunctioned..."
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"...sucking in people and whatnot. - Willikers! That's awful!"
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"Indeed. We need you to check your sinks and toilets..."
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"...and tell us which way the water is going. And please stand clear!"
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"The fixtures, they're all draining clockwise, sir."
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"She was right. Stupid Lisa, science queen."
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"Well, why don't you just check your neighbors' drains. I'll hold."
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"Hey, Bart, the bakery caught fire and all of downtown smells like cookies."
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"Want to go smell?"
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"Yes. Yes, I do."
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"Hello, sir? Sir?"
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"I've returned from the Quilamaguery's place. They're draining clockwise too."
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"Draining? I don't care about that anymore."
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""Burkina Faso"? "Disputed Zone"? Who called all these weird places?"
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"Quiet, it might be you. I can 't remember."
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"- No, I'm gonna ask Marge. - No! No! Why embarrass us both?"
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"Just write a check and I'll release some more endorphins."
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"Nine hundred dollary-doos?! Tobias!"
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"Did you accept a six-hour collect call from the States?"
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"It was an emergency call..."
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"...from the International Drainage Commission in Springfield."
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"Oh, my God! There's nothing wrong with the bidet, is there?"
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"- Hello? - Right, I'm calling all the way..."
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"...from Squatter's Crog, Australia."
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"- Hold, please. - All right, but I don't..."
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"Hello. Burt Stanton speaking."
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"I said, Bart Simpson! What kind of company is this?"
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"Thank the great, good Lord. Look, I was just saying..."
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"One moment, please."
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"Who do they think I am, some stupid Aussie drongo?"
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"Bleeding Yanks. I ought to..."
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"This is Bart Simpson. Can I help you, ma'am?"
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"Yeah... My name is Bruno Drundridge, right."
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"You owe me $900, mate!"
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"- No, you owe me $900! - All right, you..."
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"You're just some punk kid, aren't you?"
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"I don't think so. You're all the way in Australia."
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"Hey, I think I hear a dingo eating your baby."
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"That's it! I'm gonna report this to me member of Parliament."
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"Hey, Gus!"
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"I'm gonna take this all the way to the prime minister!"
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"Hey, Mr. Prime Minister!"
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"Andy!"
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""Mr. Simpson," blah, blah."
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""Misrepresentation over telephone...""
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""Sincerely," some Australian jerk."
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""Office of the Solicitor General"?"
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""Office of the Prime Minister"?"
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""Hopping Mad Collection Agency"? What is all this stuff?"
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"Nothing. Some stupid country thinks I owe them money."
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"Bart, you better talk to Mom and Dad about this."
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"Hey, guys? Just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted..."
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"...for fraud in Australia. - That's no reason to block the TV."
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"Oh, my."
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"Bart, did you trick an Australian boy into accepting a $900 collect call?"
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"Yes'm."
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"There it is, Australia. I'll be damned."
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"Look at this country. "You-are-gay.""
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"Oh, my. Hello. I'm Evan Conover with the U.S. State Department."
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""Undersecretary for International Protocol, Brat and Punk Division.""
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"Unfortunately, your little escapade could not have come at a worse time."
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