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Clips from The Simpsons - New Kid on the Block (S04E04)

"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"- [ All Giggling ] - It's true, all right!"
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"Yes. Well, there's a few things you could do to help us sell our home."
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"Maybe I'm not getting enough... estrogen."
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"- Give me that. - [Man On TV]Ahoy, mateys."
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"[ Drooling Loudly]"
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"The last time I ate shrimp, my throat closed up, and I went into convulsions."
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"- That could work. - [Homer Belches]"
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"- Good-bye. - [ Groans ]"
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"See that sock over there? It was his only friend."
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"- is still... here! - [ Screaming ]"
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"[ Thinking ] She's beautiful. Say something clever."
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"[ Thinking ] D'oh!"
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"My mother's inside, Mrs. Simpson. Please go right on in."
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"Oh, you speak so politely to adults."
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"My upbringing was painfully strict, ma'am."
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"That's sweet."
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"I guess I should explain. Laura's father and I divorced two years ago."
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"Do you understand? Mine! Don't look that way!"
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"- [ Groans ] - Hurts, don't it? [ Chuckles ]"
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"- Is it this? - [Kearney]Hey, baby!"
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"- Hey, what the-- - That chick's messin' with our minds."
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"There's your mansion. There's the tennis court."
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"I'll never wash this hand again."
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"[Lisa] Dad, make Bart wash his hand."
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"No, Bart, put it down. Put it down, Bart."
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"I wore my extra-loose pants for nothing."
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"Oh, I get it. "Bart, the babysitter's here.""
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"Huh? [ Yelling ]"
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"I'll send Laura over to babysit as soon as she gets home."
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"- Something I was supposed to tiptoe around-- - My divorce."
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"I'm glad one of us remembered. That could have been embarrassing."
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"- After all, Homer, I do have the normal appetites. - [ Chuckles ]"
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"I know what you mean."
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"just let me make sure we're not talking about food."
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"- Yes. - Well, I have some Tic Tacs in my purse--"
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"Excellent choice. And for the gentleman?"
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"[ Voice Cracking ] Okay."
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"- Six bells. Time for closin'. - Can't talk. Eating."
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"Fairly warned be thee, says I."
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"Hey!"
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"Hey!"
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"Oh, please don't. For me?"
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"- Don Quixote. - No!"
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"[ Alarm Ringing ]"
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"Plead insanity! Plead insanity!"
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"If I'd hit the "remorse" button one more time, I would have made it."
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"- I am thinking you like this girl, yes? - How did you know?"
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"- You're not my grandpa. - Ah, come on. Give me a chance."
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"Hey, can your grandfather do this?"
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"Oh. I sure did."
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"Grampa, I need some advice."
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"Homer, Bart's at a very curious age."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Maybe you're right. Now, if you'll excuse us..."
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"Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer."
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"You'd step over your own mother just to get one!"
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"I'm so happy. I just had to tell someone."
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"How can you like that guy?"
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"- No, but he poked him with a stick. - [Moped Engine Running]"
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"Hey, Laura, Dr. Tongue has arrived."
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"[Marge] Bart, it's your bedtime."
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"- I laid out your jammy-jams. - [ Groans ]"
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"Homer, please. [ Hiccups ] I just had eggs."
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"Good luck in your trumped-up lawsuit, Dad."
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"Thanks. That means a lot to me."
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"that you're not a real captain?"
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"We pretty much went straight home."
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"Do these sound like the actions of a man..."
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"Come on, Marge. Let the people see your pretty face."
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"Stupid Welcome Mobile. I knew it would ruin me!"
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"You little S.O.B!"
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"If I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat..."
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"Ho-ho! I knew he'd slip up sooner or later."
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"There it is-- F-5. [Laughing Continues]"
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"You're just not the guy I thought you were."
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"Ivana Tinkle. just a sec."
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"All right, everybody, put down your glasses."
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"-"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"Okay, Ron, which one of our girls said the following about you--"
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""He looked so sexy, I hoped we would have sex"?"
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"Well, that's a tough one, 'cause I did the deed with Uta, Candy and Shasta."
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"[ Chuckles ] But I'm gonna have to go with Shasta..."
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"'cause she liked makin' bacon on the beach."
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"Ooh. Me too."
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"- Ahhh, bacon. - [Knocking On Door]"
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"Mr. Simpson, my husband and I have decided to move."
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"Gonna run out the clock in Florida, eh?"
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"First, whenever you walk in front of your window..."
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"- could you please wear pants? - Mmm, no."
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"Second, could you please take in your jack-o'-lanterns..."
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"- from past Halloweens? - [ Buzzing ]"
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"- Mmm, no. - And please cover your garbage. It's attracting wildlife."
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"[ Yells ]"
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"[ Panting ]"
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"Okay, Homer, stay calm. just quietly get this stuff inside your house."
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"Homer, you're not listening!"
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"- That medicine's not for you. - Come on, Marge."
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"Had your fill of tacos?"
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"Would ye sooner eat a bilge rat than another burger?"
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"- Is it more iced tea ye be needing? - Okay."
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"[ Laughing Heartily]"
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"Set sail for The Frying Dutchman."
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"Aye, aye, Captain. Marge, we're going to that restaurant."
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"Mmm, shrimp."
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"Now, I don't know much about haggling or bargaining..."
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"- What was that? - Sigh."
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"Hmm? There you are!"
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"Thought you could get away, huh?"
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"Nervous, Lise? I don't blame you."
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"This is where the Winfields hid their mutated son."
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"There are some who say the monster..."
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"[ Erie Voice ] Friend. Friend!"
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"- [Bart] Who are you? - I'm Laura, your new neighbor."
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"Oh, not again!"
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"as their way of saying "Welcome to Springfield. '""
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"I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield..."
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