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Clips from The Simpsons - Simpson Tall Tales (S12E12)

"I can't believe it! We won another contest."
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"- The Simpsons are going to Delaware! - I wanna see Wilmington!"
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"Delaware's got it all."
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"- What are you gonna do to us? - Now, don't worry."
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"# Nothin' beats the hobo life #"
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"Sure."
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"#Won't you listen to my tale that's 10 stories tall #"
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"Jeezum crow!"
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"# His body grew big but his brain stayed small #"
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"Me hungee!"
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"Yeah, that's a great idea!"
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"Uh, hey, Paulie?"
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"What say we buy you a beer?"
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the barn dance."
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"Oh, boy. I wish you were real."
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"Oh, it's a miracle!"
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"traveled all across this great land, leavin'their mark."
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"Excuse me. Paul Bunyan never fought Rodan."
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"# Now Paul and Babe were a mighty fine match #"
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"Oh. What a handsome man."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"We've been together a long time now."
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"- When are we gonna, you know- - Soon."
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"I just need a few more yoga classes. Oh, look!"
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"Yeah. That's pretty much it."
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"Let's see what you got, huh?"
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"Oh, come on! Ow!"
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"And that's how Paul Bunyan started the great Chicago fire."
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"But first, who wants to give me a sponge bath? I'm filthy."
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"All right. But your next story..."
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"Okay. Ready for another impression?"
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"Oh, this'll be good!"
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""I am so tired of you saying that I put beans in your bindle!"
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""Kiss me, you fool!""
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"Back around 1840..."
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"# Cleaning my gun with the safety off safety off, safety off #"
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"Whoopsie."
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"Hey, I found a bullet."
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"if you don't stop this slaughter, you'll wipe out the buffalo."
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"Oh, boy! Buffalo testicles!"
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"- Mmm! - No, Dad, they're apples."
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"Yuck!"
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"You'll be sorry!"
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"Oh! Connie was right!"
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"With the buffalo gone, the starving settlers were driven to cannibalism."
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"Okay, everybody, dig in!"
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"And there's enough for everyone."
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"- Hooray for Connie Bufflekill! - What?"
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"apple schnapps, apple martinis..."
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"uh, Snapple with vodka in it..."
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"apple nail polish remover-"
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"- Look out there, folks. That's the mighty Mississip. - Big deal."
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"Why, you ain't fooling me again, Tom Sawyer."
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"Now get to work!"
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"I still got it."
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"I was gonna let go by-and-by."
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"Well, I guess there's no harm done as long as it was gonna be by-and-by."
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"Huckleberry Finn, into holy matrimony."
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"When are you gonna put down that gun?"
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"Do you, Huck, take Becky as your wife?"
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"Oh! Now we'll never catch 'em!"
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"I reckon we're safe now. There's the state line."
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"until it has come to a complete stop."
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"Mr. Silas, this young lady's flashing her privates."
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"Oh! Well, I'll dispose of this!"
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"All for Silas. All for Silas."
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"fatback, hardtack, fat pone, "corntack.""
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"- That will be two cents, boys. - Two cents?"
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"Oh, it's no use."
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"I got an idea."
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"# That old man river#"
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"# He just keeps rolling #"
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"This ain't no five-X whiskey. I can still see."
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"Let us pray for the souls of these dearly departed young men..."
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"And that was Tom and Huck's last adventure."
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"Well, this is our stop. Would you like to come sightseeing with us?"
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"Oh! I'll meet you in Wilmington."
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"You know, I do, uh, 400 sit-ups a day."
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"I like when people say nice things about my body."
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"Okay, spread your toes. Oh!"
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"Okay, spread your toes. Oh!"
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"You know how much glass is in here?"
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"Oh, boy! Buffalo testicles!"
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"#The Simpsons #"
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"- I wanna visit a screen door factory. - Yep."
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"- Hey, wait a minute. Airport tax: Five dollars? - Sir, it's a standard fee."
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"Well, we are not boarding that plane unless you waive that tax."
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"Waive it!"
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"Stupid anti-fist-shaking laws!"
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"The Simpsons are riding the rails!"
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"Cool. A dead hobo."
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"I'm not a stabbin' hobo. I'm a singin' hobo."
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"# Stabbin' folks with my hobo knife #"
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"Can you play something a little less unnerving?"
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"Uh, here's a ballad that'll set fire to your trash can."
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"It's a boy!"
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"- How was it, honey? - Whiskey, please."
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"Me "hungee.""
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"# Born mighty big he continued to expand #"
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"Hey!"
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"I'll get ya!"
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"# He was tree-choppin', friend-stompin' house-crushin'Paul ##"
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"Hey, Paul, flapjacks!"
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"Flapjacks!"
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"Out of the frying pan!"
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"Yuck! All right, uh, let's get started on lunch."
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"not to mention the crushings."
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"Same way we got rid of Laura Ingalls Wilder."
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"Good Lord! Brought down by one beer?"
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"Watch his head."
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"Where am I?"
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"Oh, they don't want me anymore."
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"# So he took out his ax and he carved himself a pet ##"
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"And now-"
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"Mmm."
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"Hey, what the-"
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"I'll call you Babe. You'll be my best friend."
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"So Paul and his blue ox Babe..."
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"And his size seems to be really inconsistent."
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"I mean, one minute, he's 10 feet tall."
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