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Clips from The Simpsons - This Little Wiggy (S09E09)

"[Beeping]"
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"[Beeping]"
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"D'oh! [Screams]"
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"[Groans] Whatever."
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"- He's a robot. We saw him on the way in. - Thank you, Bart."
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"- Where are you from? - Earth."
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"opening this Saturday."
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"What a whimsical building."
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"Will there be beer?"
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"[On Speakers] Welcome to the Knowledgeum. I'm Troy McClure."
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"I want to read the Giant Book."
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"[Clears Throat] The section now illuminated is the floating point unit..."
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"- How do you get this thing to play blackjack? - Stop that. You're hurting it."
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"Ovulate, damn you. Ovulate!"
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"[Whimpers]"
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"[Imitates Static] Houston, we have a booger."
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"Sure, we'd all love some real friends, Marge..."
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"but what are the odds of that happening?"
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"When I was little, I used to play by myself too."
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"Your hair is tall and pretty."
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"Firecrackers, stink bombs, maps to teachers' homes."
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"Popularity is very important now."
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"Shh! I been here two hours, and Bart still hasn't finded me."
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"- Whoa! - Check this out!"
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"- Yeah! - All right!"
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"Videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!"
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"- Hi, guys. Hot enough for you? - Shut up."
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"[Sighs] That was too close."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Come on, Ralph. Your dad's a cop."
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"There must be some cool stuff around here- bullets, dead body photos, what have you."
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"Well, I'm goir in anyway."
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"[Grunts]"
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"Oh, Lord, I thank you for this bounty I'm about to receive."
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"Wow! Dad's been in jail six times!"
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"Aw, Mom's only been in twice."
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"- [Door Opens] - [Wiggum] Hello! Sarah! Ralphie!"
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"Quick! In here!"
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"[Sighs] Oh! Man, we have got to get an escalator."
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"Hey, that's fantastic! Here, here. Have some riot gear."
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""This is Geraldine, and the devil made me miss your call..."
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"Oh, I found something, all right."
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"[Man On TV] We now return to The Return of the Pink Panther Returns..."
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"starring Ken Wahl as Inspector Clouseau."
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"[Snores] Ow."
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"The world is our toy store."
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"Whee!"
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"Which makes you a lame wad!"
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"Let's use this thing to rob the school."
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"I know just the place."
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"The stony lonesome. The thug jug. The mobster trap."
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"- [Dog Howling] - I'm scared, Bart. I wanna go home."
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"I thought we were friends."
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"- Ah, you wuss. - Hey! Give it back!"
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"Yeah, well, I hope the irony's not lost on you, Simpson."
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"This sucks. Let's do somethir else."
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"Hey, Ralph, you're braver than you thought."
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"[Gasps]"
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"There's the key!"
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"The pointy kitty took it!"
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"[Both Gasping]"
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"[Sniffs] Smell that, Ralph? That's the smell of justice."
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"[Crackling]"
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"Oh! See, here's the problem, Ralph."
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"Why don't we watch can'toons?"
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"TheJustice League is moving into their new building today."
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"I have ordered the reopening of this prison to send a message to the criminals of Springfield."
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"and, I can only assume, still is."
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"He's gonna smell like hot dogs."
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"- [Beeps] - Operator, get me Morningwood Penitentiary."
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"- It's an emergency. - [Busy Signal]"
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"[Groans]"
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"Come on. A mars life is at stake."
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"That's it. Ralph, you're a genius!"
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"Now, as I mime the convulsions of a condemned criminal..."
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"no matter how realistic my performance may be."
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"Come on, Lisa. Hurry!"
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"[Whistling]"
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"Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket."
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"You don't have to tell me, sir."
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"[Grunting] Turn off the chair."
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""Electric chair is on," eh?"
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"Then the old prison has been getting free electricity for 30 years."
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"- But asking you was Ralph's idea. - You're the man, Ralph!"
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"But surely I deserve some credit for-"
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"[Bart, Homer] Ralph! Ralph! Ralph!"
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"##[Chorus Singing]"
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"[Bell Ringing]"
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"## [Jazzy Solo]"
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"Now, whose calculator can tell me what seven times eight is?"
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"Oh! Oh! Oh! Low battery?"
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"Uh, over here."
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"Oh, for the love of-The doorway."
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"- Oh! - We have a very special visitor today."
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"Kids, this is Robby the Automaton."
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"Greetings, Earth children."
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"- [Screams] - Cool!"
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"Or which of the Three Stooges had the heaviest brain?"
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"Hmm. Larry: 3.2 kilograms."
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"- Fascinating! - Ah."
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"The answers to these and similar questions..."
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"can be found at the Springfield Knowledgeum..."
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"a hands-on learning environment..."
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"- No, kid! Don't! - [Grunts]"
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"- [Screams] - Command link severed."
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"Default setting. Crush. Kill. Destroy."
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"[Gasping] D- Don't!"
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"Children, help! He's killing me!"
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"Yeah, good things don't end with "eum.""
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"You may remember me from such automated information kiosks..."
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"as "Welcome to Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?""
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"your car will, unfortunately, be subject to repeated break-ins-"
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"What'd he say? What about my car?"
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"[All] Wow!"
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"[Gasping]"
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"And the floor was donated by American SuperBall."
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"Hey, I'm gonna go toss the Virtual Salad."
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"Come on, Maggie. Let's try and find the Enormous Pendulum."
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"Whoa! Wait there!"
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"one of my personal favorite units."
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