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Clips from The Simpsons - Pray Anything (S14E14)

"She showed little girls everywhere that they can grow up to be 6'5"."
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"- Try to speak correctly. - You go, girl."
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"And now it's time for our $50,000 half-court shot."
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"- The winning fan is in section A. - Yes."
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"Thanks for supporting the WNBA, sir."
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"Oh, sure. Speed walking, ballroom dancing..."
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"Can't we just pretend you're really a girl?"
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"For the rest of our lives."
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"D'oh!"
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"I'm sorry, sir. Your car is still blocked in."
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"That cuts the mustard with me."
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"They thought of everything."
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"What are you doing?"
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"...I never had time for a proper haircut."
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"The fresh air gives me hives."
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"It worked. I got my wish."
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"Oh, Lord. Please guide that diaper into someone's schnoz."
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"Vengeful God, loving God. Ha, ha."
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"I could do this all day and I just might."
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"Setting up a prayer station, eh, Homer?"
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"Makes sense to me."
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"Could not believe that."
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"Lord, could you come up with a delicious new treat like he did?"
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"Hey, watch it."
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"Oh, fudge!"
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"Lord, please use your space-age clog- busting powers on this stubborn drain..."
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"Fly to France, have dinner."
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"I'll just call a plumber."
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"Marge, he's way the hell up there."
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"Hmm, I'm afraid I've got bad news."
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"Your pipes have more roots than the list of all time top-rated TV shows."
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"Lord, this is a dire emergency."
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"You have rights. You deserve financial compensation."
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"Now, you're my first client who actually is injured."
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"I'm asking you as your friend and neighbor."
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"Okely-dokely."
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"It's his skull. It's hypnotic."
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"But as this tape demonstrates, Mr. Simpson is accident-prone."
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"Ha, ha, Your Honor, we the jury find that to be America's Funniest Home Video."
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"This is a court of law."
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"Okey-doke. We find for Mr. Simpson in the sum of $1 million."
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"The baptismal font tends to run. You have to jiggle the handle."
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"Oh, it's not so bad. We'll be staying with the Flanders'."
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"Oh, boy, does he ever..."
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"You were made for loving me"
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"Well, we'll just see about that."
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"If it weren't for Alcoholics Anonymous..."
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"Saint Pauli Girl's Cathedral."
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"Bless you. How're you doing?"
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"In your face, Bestway Linen Supply."
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"In these times that test our faith..."
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"Sorry, Padre. I didn't mean to embarrass you in front of the goyim."
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"As I was saying, if we keep our hearts pure, we can..."
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"I really enjoyed your sermon."
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"Marge, it's as plain as the bruise on my shin."
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"There's no place for me here."
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"Reverend?"
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"I'm sorry, Ned."
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"And how am I supposed to do that?"
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"Do I have a magic lens that can see into people's souls?"
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"They've broken every commandment except one."
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"Hey, Lenny, covet some more chili fries?"
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"Lord, this town may have turned its back on you, but not the Flanders'."
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"Wherever we are, you'll have your church."
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"Oh, I hate this game."
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"Pfft! Hard to believe one God came up with all this."
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"Well, there's probably a lot of gods."
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"Yeah, and some of them's gotta be chicks."
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"In the Bible, he's always smiting and turning people into salt."
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"Okay, boys. This is it. The end of this sinful little suburb."
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"Surely this has proven whatever point you had."
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"This heretic has doomed us all."
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"Yeah. I say we skin him alive and set him on fire."
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"- Yeah, that'll appease God. - Appease who now?"
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"Leave that man alone."
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"I guess I learned something here."
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"And with all the trees cut down, a flood was inevitable."
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"Yeah. But what made the rain stop?"
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"I don't know. Buddha?"
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"The Simpsons"
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"Pray Anything"
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"D'oh! Ah!"
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"Dad, it's so enlightened of you to take us to a WNBA game."
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"Whoa, check out Janeane Giraffalo."
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"That's Fung Pang-Li, the 7-foot sensation from Szechwan."
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"Szechwan, eh? No wonder she's so spicy."
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"Fine. I'll go back to being bored."
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"Woo!"
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"Mm..."
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"Far-fetched..."
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"Ha, ha."
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"Look, that's Lisa Leslie."
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"Lisa Leslie, you got game."
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"I think you mean I have game."
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"Yes, I will depart lest your bad grammar rub off on me."
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"Our mascot, Swish."
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"Oh, I can see her logo and everything."
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"Oh, heh."
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"Ha, ha. Hey, come back. Hey, I love you."
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"Oh, darn it. Swish was everything I'm not."
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"- Row 12. - Yes."
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"- Seat 16. - Woo-hoo!"
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"Huh?"
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"Praise the Lord. My seat has scored."
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"Dad, this ticket is for tomorrow's WNFL game."
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"- No love lost there. - Unh."
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"You like male sports?"
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"...rhythmic gymnastics, extreme choir."
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"Just hurry up and miss."
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"Lord, make my shot straight and true."
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"Huh? Huh? Huh?"
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"Well, for how long?"
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"Gosh, $50,000. I'm donating this whole check to Bibles for Belgians."
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"I wanna reward your generous attitude..."
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"...with this check for a hundred thousand dollars."
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"I'm crazy as a crap-house rat for philanthropy."
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"Hee-haw! Hee-Haw!"
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"Well, heh, I guess Flanders doesn't have all the luck."
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"So we'll let you drive home in the Wienermobile."
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"- Well, hot dog. - Yay!"
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