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Clips from The Simpsons - The Wreck of the Relationship (S26E26)

"D'oh!"
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"That's gotta hurt."
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"Wait-- a sponsored link."
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"That's a red band trailer."
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"January 1, 1900."
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"but we hacked through anyway."
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"I don't know what that stuff blocks."
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"and instead you're watching chest videos."
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"I know how cereal works. Now clean your room."
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"who's wise in the ways of the world. Love it!"
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"clean Bart's room for him,"
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"I'm done."
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"Why do I need to eat broccoli?"
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"Look, I'll drink another glass of milk."
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"Hey, what if I eat the broccoli?"
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"You eat a sundae. Marge, get Lisa a sundae."
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"Eat your broccoli. No."
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"They've been at it all night."
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"waste a whole Saturday inside."
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"Homer, where are you? Our fantasy football draft"
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"Half a bowl of cereal."
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"and my password is "Annoyed Grunt.""
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"Eat your broccoli."
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"taking self-defense courses,"
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"Hi-yah! - Ow. Ow. Whoa. Aah!"
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"I got you five kickers."
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"You are definitely eating that broccoli."
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"If you don't go to work, you're going to get fired."
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"a man who won't back down?"
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"I've got an idea,"
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"but I'll need that broccoli."
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"These two fruit smoothies"
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"look and taste exactly the same."
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"Oh, no, the broccoli."
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"We're on an old-time boat."
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"where you'll live like sailors, eat like sailors"
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"Hmm? Hmm?"
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"Pretty good."
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"We're empathizing."
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"I just know Bart and Homer are best friends already."
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"I can feel it."
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"I must still be logged in as him."
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"Lenny used the "uck" word."
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"the way women say nice things to their enemies."
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"Yikes!"
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"Well I don't like this trash talk."
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"Even if I have to bring in the big guns."
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"Dear Lord, please help Homer's friends understand"
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"It's everywhere."
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"Her husband's at sea."
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"It's never easy to talk about"
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"♪ Who wants to go first and sing about their feelings ♪"
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"♪ I'll go first and sing about my feelings ♪"
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"♪ I'm so happy to be singing. ♪"
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"Lethargy, skin spots,"
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"sucking out of the lemon barrel,"
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"you'll drink deep of the hearty grog of empowerment."
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"Mainly climbing."
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"You lie!"
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"rough, calloused hands."
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"So what if I am?"
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"Kickstarters by famous guys who already have lots of money."
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"And the things I like."
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"over, over, under, under, under, under,"
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"I learned that left is called "port.""
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"I hereby award Bart Simpson the post of midshipman."
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"That's right, Mr. Midshipman."
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"Oh, I hate the Golden Age of Sail."
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"Fine. I'll swab whatever you say."
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"Look! I'm swabbing the deck."
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"Ooh! I'm swabbing the top of the ocean."
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"Ooh! Swab, swab, swab..."
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"where she watched star running back Lakwando Demarius"
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"get kicked out of his house"
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"And..."
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"of three-point annihilation."
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"You got to be kidding me! Refresh, refresh."
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"But no amount of refreshing could alter the facts:"
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"is basically just luck."
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"Yi-yo-yu!"
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"I went to sea because I'm a recovering alcoholic."
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"of yummy, yummy rummy."
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"to victory now sent gales of doom"
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"toward this vessel of questionable therapeutic value."
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"White lightnin' squall!"
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"I'm a-comin', bears!"
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"That's all I ever wanted, Daddy,"
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"Aw..."
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"Dad, we can make it to harbor"
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"if we can just sail around that lighthouse."
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"Put up the storm jib and haul in the main sheet!"
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"Yar! Quite a hornpipe Thar be."
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"That's gonna hurt for a long time."
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"Well, it wasn't easy, but we managed to watch"
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"every "testicle fail" video on the Internet."
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"Now to leave a great comment."
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"but go outside and play."
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"A trailer for After Party."
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"The long-awaited sequel to Project: Party."
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"Well, they did everything they could to stop us,"
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"Brief nudity!"
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"I thought we installed parental blocking software"
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"Look at all those bowls of half-eaten cereal."
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"The cereal on the bottom gets soggy."
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"Why should I? It's just gonna get dirty again."
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"I'm in charge. You do what I say."
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"I'll get to it when I get to it."
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"That boy has no respect for my authority."
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"Maybe you two are more similar than you'd like to admit."
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"We're not similar."
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"I love being told what to do by someone"
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"Here's what I would do: in the middle of the night,"
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"then, in the morning, thank him for cleaning his room."
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"You poor woman."
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"Dealing with Bart"
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"You rest. I'll be the boy's father now."
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"I'd like it if you ate a little more broccoli."
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"Eh, I'm not feelin' it."
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"So that you can grow up healthy and strong, like..."
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"Randy Quaid. Yeah, Randy Quaid."
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