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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror II (S03E03)

"I warned you not to let your children watch..."
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"It's scarier, more violent..."
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"Enjoy the show."
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"Hand over the candy, old dude, or we egg your house."
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"Heh-heh... heh."
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"We would have gotten more if Lisa walked faster."
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"I didn't select this costume for mobility."
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"Yaahh!"
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"If you eat too much, you'll have nightmares."
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"Oh, yeah, three bad nightmares."
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"I'd like to see that. Heh-heh-heh."
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"[ Speaking Arabic ]"
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"It grants wishes to its owner."
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"Oh, yeah? How much?"
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"I strongly advise you, do not purchase this."
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"I don't want to hear your life story. Paw me."
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"[ Yelling In Arabic ]"
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"They're souvenirs."
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"Okay."
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"- X-ray specs. - Peace on Earth."
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"- Oh, no! Maggie made a wish. - [ Horn Honks ]"
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"Ohh, a new pacifier."
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"At first they were cute, but now they're annoying."
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"1 8 bucks for this?"
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"Man, this thing's really getting out of hand."
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"did say the wishes would bring grave misfortune."
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"# Come on, people now, smile on your brother #"
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"# Everybody get together #"
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"[ Menacing Laughter]"
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"Wish we'd saved an A-bomb."
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"Move along humans."
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"now I wish they were dead."
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"Mmm... not bad."
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"Well, I guess my first wish..."
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"That board with the nail in it may have defeated us..."
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"They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails."
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"Now that I've saved the Earth..."
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"I wish I had a monkey's paw."
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"Bart?"
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"I'll give you a candy necklace."
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"Climb aboard."
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"- Thanks, Bart. - Less talk, more sleep."
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"And if displeased, can turn people into grotesque walking terrors."
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"is a ten-year-old boy?"
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"It's good that you made that awful thing, Bart."
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"It's real good."
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"Oh, wait. You're the little dude with the gnarly powers."
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"We're going to die, aren't we?"
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"- Hiya, Bart! - Hiya, Bart!"
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"[ Teacher ] Well, class..."
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"to correspond with Bart's test answers."
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"And our country isn't called America anymore. It's Bonerland."
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"Moe's Tavern."
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"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt..."
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"- That's a new one! - Wait a minute."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"[ Skinner ] One more time."
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"[ Pitch Pipe ]"
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"The ball is turning into a fat, bald guy."
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"It's very good."
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"[ Thinking ] Slowly, slowly."
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"End of monster."
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"[ Gasps ] Bart!"
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"D'oh! Whoa-oh-oh."
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"You got it."
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"Oh! Hey, hey."
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"- We both had nightmares. - Can we sleep with you?"
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"[ Burns ] Ooh, look at them, Smithers--"
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"goldbrickers, layabouts, slugabeds."
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"-just to throw the fear of God into them? - Very well."
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"- What? Huh? What? - You're fired."
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"to the laboratory."
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"I've always despised the laziness of the common worker."
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"Deeper, wider, faster."
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"I wouldn't bury my turtle in that mud puddle."
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"Wait a minute, sir. That's Homer Simpson."
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"He wasn't exactly a model employee."
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"No, I didn't. Who is it, Frankenstein? The Boogerman?"
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"The man in the bag. I think he's alive."
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"Stop scaring Smithers. Satisfied?"
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"Thank you, sir."
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"Hello."
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"[ Giggling ]"
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"Look, Smithers, a twitch."
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"Hi, there."
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"He's been gone for two days."
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"Oh, Smithers, I was wrong to play God."
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"Take out that brain and flush it down the toilet."
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"His family might appreciate it..."
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"Come on. It's 1 1 :45!"
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"Oh, Smithers, when you look at me with those puppy-dog eyes--"
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"Ow. Ow."
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"- Ow. Ow. - Quit your complaining."
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"I guess I owe you a Coke."
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"of collagenous cogs and camshafts, take... that.!"
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"Aahh!"
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"- Is there nothing I can do? - Well, perhaps."
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"In the third drawer of my desk are..."
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"I can wake up. It's all a dream. It's just a dream."
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"It's all a dream..."
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"or is it?"
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"for Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands."
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"[ Clearing Throat ] Hello, everyone."
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"Before last year's Halloween show..."
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"but you did anyway."
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"So please, tuck in your children and--"
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"Well, if you didn't listen to me last time..."
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"you're not going to now."
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"[ Newscaster] ...to conclude this Halloween newscast on a scary note:"
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"remember, the presidential primaries..."
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"are only a few months away."
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"Hey, if you don't like it, go to Russia."
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"[ Doorbell ]"
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"Trick or treat, man."
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"Aren't you a little old for this?"
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"You're not even wearing costumes."
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"Here you go, kids."
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"Lousy punks."
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