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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa's Wedding (S06E06)

"Yon meat 'tis sweet as summer's wafting breeze."
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"Behold the rarest of the rare..."
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"The happy squirrel."
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"The cards are vague and mysterious."
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"Right here."
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"- You'll see. "Stochastic." - Pertaining to a process..."
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"He can make you laugh with no more than a frantic flailing of his limbs."
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"I love these new planes."
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"Yes. It's a good thing they re-evaluated those wacky old designs."
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"Should I laugh? Was that dry British wit or subtle self-pity?"
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"And I love that painting. Judging by the clothes, I'd say 17th century."
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"Actually, Lisa, it's just Uncle Eldred."
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"Well, listen, I better get back to work."
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"Oh, Mr. Burns, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure..."
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"No. Look at this license. I'm Mohamed Jafar."
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"You prepared me for the worst."
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"Here's a little bit of U.S. Hospitality."
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"Enjoy."
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"You've been just wonderful through this entire ordeal."
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"Anyway, Hugh, there's more to my life than just the wrecking ball."
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"Here's a good one. Pull my finger."
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"Maggie, if you're not doing anything, why don't you come."
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"- There's only one thing I ask in return. - Certainly."
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"Heather Locklear Fortensky remains at large."
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"But it would mean a lot to me if you kept this one alive."
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"...I didn't even notice."
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"Okay, I've got something old, that's my pearl necklace."
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"Now I just need something blue."
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"...meet Homer Simpson."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"...and taught me to be a better person. But you're also my daughter."
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"Stop everything. The wedding has been called off."
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"But I specialize in foretelling the relationships..."
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"Lisa's Wedding"
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"Zounds! I did thee mightily smitely."
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""Zounds" is a Renaissance English word, short for "God's wounds"..."
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"...but "smitely," that's pure Flanders."
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"Please call a doctor."
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"- These Renaissance fairs are so boring. - Oh, really? Did you see the loom?"
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"I took loom in high school."
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"- Can I have some? - Mine ears are open to the pleas..."
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"...of those who speak ye old English."
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"Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I might sup..."
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"...upon suckling pig this noon. - Whatever."
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"I've eaten eight different meats. I'm a true Renaissance man."
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"I'll go to the first-aid tent and tell them to plug in ye old stomach pump."
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"Alight your gaze on yonder fabled beasts of yore."
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"...the mythological two-headed hound, born with only one head."
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"And here, out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax:"
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"A horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit."
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"It's galloping away."
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"Here, bunny-bunny. Here, bunny."
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"Here, "esquilax.""
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"I've been waiting for you, Lisa."
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"- How did you know my name? - Your nametag."
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"Would you like to know your future?"
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"Sorry, I don't believe in fortunetelling. I should go."
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"What's your hurry? Bart, Maggie and Marge are at the joust."
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"And Homer is heckling the puppet show."
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"Wow, you can see into the present."
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"Now we'll see what the future holds."
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"- The death card? - No, that's good."
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"It means transition, change."
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"That's cute."
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"- That's bad? - Possibly."
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"They seem to be revealing the story of your first love."
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"Do you want me to continue?"
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"- Guess so. - It's..."
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"It's coming to me. Yes."
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"I see an eastern university in the year 2010."
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"The world has become a very different place."
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"I can't wait to see that play."
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"- Hey, watch it. - Watch it."
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"That man is instantly the most annoying person I've ever met."
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"A soy-based snack will calm me down."
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"Him again."
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"Hello. I need Ecosystem of the Marsh by Thompson."
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"The last copy was just signed out by..."
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"...Hugh Parkfield."
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"Oh, there he is."
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"No. It couldn't be."
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"Thanks for holding my book while I tied my shoe."
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"That's the book I need. You'll probably take forever with it too."
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"- I read faster. - I read at a 78th-grade level."
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"- Finished this page? - Ages ago."
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"- I'll get the dictionary. - Why?"
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"...involving a randomly determined sequence of observations."
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"First, they hate each other. All of a sudden, they love each other."
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"- Oh, it doesn't make any sense to me. - Of course not. You're a robot."
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"I never met anyone who so understood the magic of Jim Carrey."
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"I can't believe how much we have in common."
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"We're studying the environment, we're utterly humorless about vegetarianism."
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"And we both love the Rolling Stones."
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"Yes. Not for their music but for their tireless efforts..."
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"...to preserve historic buildings."
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"Lisa, I can't bear being apart all summer."
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"Come with me to Parkfield Manor."
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"I'd love to. Can we get vegetarian meals at your parents' house?"
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"- Yes, we can, Lisa. - That is good."
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"- Because eating animals is wrong. - So very wrong."
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"- When will the world learn? - I don't know. I just don't know."
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"- Beautiful dinnerware, Mrs. Parkfield. - Thank you."
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"They were made for the finest family in Britain."
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"I don't know how we ended up with them."
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"They're staring at me. Better respond."
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"It's good to hear a boisterous American laugh."
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"I get me brain medicines from the National Health."
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"This place is so enchanting, Hugh. I love it here."
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"I wanted this to be perfect for you."
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"I know you Americans like everything to be..."
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"...fireworks."
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"Oh, blast. Go to plan B."
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"Yes, I will."
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"Isn't it wonderful?"
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"Master Hugh has found a true love."
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"- Hi, Mom. - Lisa. Hello."
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"How are you doing in England? Remember, an elevator is a "lift"..."
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"...a mile is called a "kilometer," and botulism is "steak-and-kidney pie.""
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"Guess what. Hugh and I are getting married."
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"All right! Lisa, that's wonderful."
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