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Clips from The Simpsons - Much Apu About Nothing (S07E07)

"Run, Daddy! Run!"
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"I gotta go out and buy some beer."
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"Sweet dreams, Smokey."
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"Uh, yes, it does."
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"Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax."
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"That's the homeowner tax."
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"Won't you think of the children?"
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"sliced bread having been invented the previous winter."
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"but they ain't even bothered to learn themselves the language."
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"200,000 precisely ordered punch cards..."
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"Uh, good evening, um, young man. My name is Charles Norwood."
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"I cannot deny my roots, and I cannot keep up this charade."
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"Wow."
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"You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning."
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"Hey, Marge.! Look who I brought home.!"
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"then dump her after you get your citizenship?"
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"You'll have to pass the test before then."
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"Sleep is for the weak, Apu! Now, I'm gonna go to bed..."
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"Okay, Apu. Stay awake and stay focused."
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"Oh, no! I fell asleep!"
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"-"
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"The Simpsons"
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"D'oh!"
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"Open the door, Maude!"
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"I don't have time for the secret knock!"
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"Oh.! I'm panicking, Neddy.!"
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"I can't work the knob."
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"This is Kent Brockman with a special report from the Channel 6 News copter."
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"A large bearlike animal, most likely a bear..."
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"has wandered down from the hills in search of food or, perhaps, employment."
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"Please remain calm. Stay in your homes."
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"Looks like bad news for the..."
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"Let's all calm down."
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"Everyone's gonna be just fine, as long as I've got enough beers."
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"All right, that does it."
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"If I'm gonna be trapped inside the house..."
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"Now, to drop gracefully through the windshield."
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"I got ya, Dad!"
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"I got ya, Dad!"
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"Ow! Animal tranquilizer!"
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"Oh!"
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"Smooth!"
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"Book 'em, Lou. One count of being a bear."
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"And one count of being an accessory to being a bear."
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"Oh, Marge, it was horrible!"
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"We were trapped in the house all afternoon."
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"And, well, we had to drink toilet water."
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"Well, things were bad everywhere."
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"I'm sick of these constant bear attacks."
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"It's like a freakin' Country BearJamboroo around here!"
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"Well, now, realistically, Homer, I've lived here some 30-odd years."
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"This is the first and only bear I've ever seen."
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"Hey, if you want wild bears eating your children..."
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"and scaring away your salmon, that's your business."
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"But I'm not gonna take it! Who's with me?"
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"I am! I am!"
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"We're here! We're queer!"
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"We don't want any more bears!"
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"We're here.! We're queer.! We don't want any more bears.!"
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"Hey, Homer, that's a pretty catchy chant. Where'd you learn it?"
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"Oh, I heard it at the mustache parade they have every year."
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"We don't want any more bears.!"
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"- Sir, there's an unruly mob to see you. - Does it have an appointment?"
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"I phoned ahead!"
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"Mr. Mayor, I hate to break it to you..."
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"but your city is infested with bears!"
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"Yeah. And these ones are smarter than the average bear."
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"They swiped my "pic-a-nic" basket."
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"Think of the children!"
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"Very well. I promise swift and decisive action against these hibernating hucksters."
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"Ah, not a bear in sight."
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"The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm."
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"- That's specious reasoning, Dad. - Thank you, honey."
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"By your logic, I could claim this rock keeps tigers away."
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"- Oh, how does it work? - It doesn't work."
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"- Uh-huh. - It's just a stupid rock."
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"- Uh-huh. - But I don't see any tigers around here, do you?"
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"Lisa, I want to buy your rock."
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"Whoo-hoo! A perfect day!"
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"Zero bears and one big, fat, hairy paycheck."
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"Hey! How come my pay is so low?"
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""Bear Patrol Tax $5.00.""
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"What? This is an outrage!"
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"It's the biggest tax increase in history!"
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"Actually, Dad, it's the smallest tax increase in history."
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"Well, anyway, I'm still outraged."
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"Down with taxes.! Down with taxes.!"
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"Down with taxes.!"
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"Are these morons getting dumber, or just louder?"
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"Dumber, sir. They won't give up the Bear Patrol..."
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"but they won't pay taxes for it either."
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"People, your taxes are high because of illegal immigrants."
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"That's right. Illegal immigrants."
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"We need to get rid of them!"
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""Immigants. " I knew it was them!"
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"Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them."
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"Oh! Won't somebody please think of the children?"
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"In one week, the town will vote on a special referendum..."
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"whether or not to deport all illegal immigrants from Springfield."
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"It shall be known as Proposition 24. Yea!"
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"It shall be known as Proposition 24. Yea!"
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"Hey, German boy! Go back to "Germania. ""
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"I do not deserve this!"
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"I've come here legally as an exchange student."
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"Young man, the only thing we exchange for you is our national dignity."
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"You want to pick on immigrants, then pick on Willie!"
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"Willie, please! The children want to pick on someone their own size."
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"Open your eyes, Lisa."
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"Our schools are so jam-packed with immigrants, kids like Bart have lost the will to learn."
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"There's no denying it, Sis."
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"But immigration is what America's all about."
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"Even the Simpson family immigrated to America. Right, Grandpa?"
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"Okay, you twisted my arm."
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"The Simpson story begins back in the old country."
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"I forget which one exactly."
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"My father would drone on and on about America."
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"He thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread..."
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"See this, Son? That's where we're going to live."
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"Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But someday."
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"Later that day, we set sail for America."
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