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Clips from The Simpsons - A Father's Watch (S28E28)

"(whirring)"
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"was about reducing the carbon footprint"
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"Does this beverage coaster give me joy?"
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"Marge, before you go cuckoo with cleanliness"
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"All I got was a pack of cigarettes and a college education!"
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"- Meeting adjourned! - Oh, man."
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"Why did I wear Mother's blouse today?"
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"Hmm, let's see."
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"There is one thing of yours that's not giving us much joy anymore."
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"Look, I'm the only one who feeds him, cleans him, and maintains his wallow."
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"I bet you didn't even know it was called a wallow."
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"- I certainly did! - Then tell me what it's called."
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"Marge, I don't know what the word is."
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"Let's not wallow in this all day."
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"(Plopper grunting)"
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"- I'm going to withhold... - No, whatever you're going to withhold..."
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"Okay. World's best pig,"
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"Hey, how you doing?"
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"A decluttered life is a happy life."
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"He's-a licensed to help calm those with anxiety."
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"Shut up!"
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"And my heart is palpitating."
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"(playing mournful melody)"
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"(playing mournful melody)"
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"I finally feel about my sax..."
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"Good, good. Not that many mistakes at all."
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"Toss in a bag of chips."
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"(sighs) Fine."
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"but my saxophone no longer gives me joy."
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"Okay, back to what really matters."
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"Wow, Homie. Spilled gravy"
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"is one of your top three strangulation triggers."
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"It's like bringing Elizabeth Taylor to the Oscars."
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"(sighs)"
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"Of course! You can all pet him!"
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"(barking)"
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"- (hissing) - (gasps)"
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"I'll save him like I've saved a million lunches!"
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"(screaming)"
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"Basically, it was when you were born."
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"And next week, we will have the MRT,"
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"(cheering)"
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"(jazz playing)"
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"It sounds like how paste tastes."
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"I do have a lot of errands to run."
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"I also took the liberty of putting"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(classical music playing)"
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"D'oh!"
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"- Mom, can I get the... - No!"
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"- But it's only... - No!"
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"(traditional Japanese music plays)"
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"(giggling)"
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"ALL: Ooh..."
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"MAN: Yo, your car is ready!"
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"1986 Plymouth Junkerola."
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"Pink Plymouth! Yo!"
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"Whoa! Baby is still in the back seat."
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"(humming)"
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"(gasps) Oh."
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"(laughs)"
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"Comedy can be so surprising."
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"The Japanese Warrior Monks' Guide to Tidying Up?"
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"Ooh, a bestseller!"
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"And no one goes to Heaven."
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"Marge, you don't buy books at a car wash."
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"Ooh, sushi!"
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"Okay, I read this whole book while your father"
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"was hospitalized for food poisoning,"
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"and it changed my life."
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"I want this house to reach what the monks call"
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"the "state of en-tidy-ment.""
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"En-tidy-ment? I thought this family meeting"
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"- of my college fund. - Done and done."
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"Wait, wait. Why is it so easy?"
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"- Moving on. - Oh, man!"
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"I thought your mother was gonna tell us that Grampa died."
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"Well, the meeting ain't over yet."
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"The monks' philosophy is simple."
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"Take every item you own and ask: does it still bring me joy?"
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"If yes, then you keep it."
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"If not, you thank it for its service"
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"- and throw it away. - HOMER: Boring!"
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"Not anymore. (grunts)"
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"You're not 50, and I don't like the word "crap.""
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"And I worry you drink too much beer."
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"But the rest of it's good, right?"
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"That's all there is to it."
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"and throw everything out, think of the kids."
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"The kids working in overseas factories to make this crap."
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"It's time for it to go."
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"Coaster, thank you for your service."
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"- Nyeh! - No one ever thanked me"
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"when I was in the service."
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"Speaking of college education..."
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"BART: Let's see."
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"Car door handles, a telescope and a hose."
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"Did this junk bring me joy?"
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"(muffled clinking)"
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"Ha-ha-ho! Thank you, Galileo."
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"Good-bye, Businesswoman Malibu Stacy,"
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"Plus-Size Malibu Stacy,"
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"and Nongender-Normative Malibu Stacy."
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"Your attempts to enter the 21st century brought joy to no one."
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"Are they worth anything?"
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"Oh, I'm afraid not, no."
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"Take 'em."
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"Aha!"
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"All right, because up until now I've been such a great guy."
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"You don't want to get rid of this fake barf?"
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"Still gives me joy."
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