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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer Goes to College (S05E05)

"- [ Alarms Stop ] - Meltdown averted. Good boy.!"
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"[ Whimpering ]"
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"[ Buzzes ]"
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"How dare you disturb me during nap time?"
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"We're from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission."
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"There must be some mistake."
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"We, uh-- We make cookies here."
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"Get the ax."
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"Oh, geez! I told ya, Bernie-- to guard the bee!"
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"No, I'm afraid he couldn't ''bee'' here."
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"[ Both Chuckling ]"
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"chairing a conference on nuclear fission."
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"[ Mutters ] Yes, that should stick."
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"Now we're going to simulate a power surge in core sector 8."
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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"What do I do? What do I do? [ Sobbing ]"
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"For the love of God, sir! There are two seats!"
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"- [ Beeping ] - Ooh! Lunchtime. [ Blubbering ]"
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"Now, you can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Smithers is standing..."
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"Gentlemen, I've decided there will be no investigation."
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"dropping the charges."
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"- The painters moved your desk, sir. - Oh, yes."
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"[ Doorbell Rings ]"
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"Hello, Simpson. My lawyers and I were in the neighborhood and thought we'd stop by."
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"Maybe you're right. I did always want to go to college."
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"[ Door Opens ]"
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"- [ Grunting, Yelling ] - [ Sighs ]"
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"Dad, don't let these application essays throw you."
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"Relax. A photo can't make any difference."
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"- He looks crazy. - Agreed."
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"[ TV.:Man ] Ahh.! Steaky.!"
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"starring Corey Masterson."
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"- Mm-kay! - [ Explosion ]"
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"I-- Mr. President!"
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"- You don't know, do you? - No, ma'am."
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"Don't worry, Simpson."
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"It just so happens I have a chair at Springfield University."
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"Well, you know, fellas, I look at the admissions board a lot like a baseball team."
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"Yes, well, to have a successful baseball club you need teamwork."
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"If you wanted him that badly, why didn't you just say so?"
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"I am so smart I am so smart"
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"Nerd!"
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"Homer-- That isn't very nice."
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"Marge, try to understand."
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"[ Rock ]"
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"I'll be a campus hero."
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"[ All ] Yea!"
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"[ Rock ]"
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"Besides, it isn't costing us. I swiped the cinder blocks from a construction site."
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"but I worked in a nuclear power plant for 1 0 years..."
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"and, uh, I think I know how a proton accelerator works."
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"- Well, please come down and show us. - All right. I will."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"We simply feel you might benefit with a little outside tutoring."
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"- [ Rings ] - Hello."
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"Hiya, gang."
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"- Intruder alert. Intruder alert. - Stop the humanoid."
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"[ Chuckles ] Ni."
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"We're gonna go out and par-ty!"
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"Ah, the college road trip."
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"- I need to go to the bathroom. - We stopped five minutes ago."
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"Someone knocked on the door, and I couldn't go."
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"[ Giggling ] The dean will go nuts."
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"-[ Scraping Sound ] - [ All Groaning ]"
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"The only other college in 50 miles is Springfield A&M..."
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"so they're our best target."
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"Here he is conferring an honorary degree on Richard Nixon."
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"And then we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!"
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"and it curls right back up again."
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"[ Groaning, Snorting ]"
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"- The pig's acting kinda funny. - He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor."
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"Hello! That sounds like a pig fainting."
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"I'm sorry, boys."
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"Oh, here you go. I believe that's all in order."
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"I can't believe that worked!"
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"Marge, they don't have anywhere to stay."
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"They'll elevate us to the status of kings on Earth!"
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"What's wrong with this phone? It's making crazy noises."
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"Some guys at M.I.T. are sending us reasons why Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk."
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"[ Cackling ]"
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"The TV! The TV!"
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"[ Chortling ]"
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"Dad, start digging some nerd holes."
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"Absolutely."
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"Why does it have to be zany?"
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"[ Whistling ]"
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"I'm the one who should be expelled."
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"- Yes, you have. - How's this?"
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"[ Nervous Chuckling ] You're gonna have to go easy on it."
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"Ah, no problem, guys."
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"So, in conclusion, good luck on tomorrow's big final exam."
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"Or with our help, you can cram like you've never crammed before!"
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"Mr. Simpson, there is a way."
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"Then I learned the real value of college is to study and work hard."
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"Hmm. True."
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"That means it's time to-- What did I teach you guys?"
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"[ Chorus ] The Simpsons"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"[ Woman's Voice On P.A. System ] Core meltdown in 10 seconds."
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"Nine, eight--"
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"[ Moaning, Yawning ]"
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"[ Snoring, Purring ]"
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"This is a surprise test of worker competence."
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"Mr. Burns's Old-Fashioned Good-Time Extra-Chewy--"
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"Don't worry, sir. I rounded up our less-gifted employees and led them into the basement."
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"No wonder Smithers made me head bee guy."
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"Is there a Homer Simpson present?"
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"D'oh! The bee bit my bottom!"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"Homer, this is an exact replica of your workstation."
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"[ Quietly ] Hmm?"
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"Relax. It's just a simulator. Nothing can go wrong."
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"- [ Rumbling ] - Oh! Ohh!"
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"Oh, no. No! This can't be happening!"
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"I like to put my feet up."
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"[ Mr. Burns Groaning ]"
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"[ Roaring ]"
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"We're still not sure how he caused the meltdown."
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"There wasn't any nuclear material in the truck!"
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"Very well. It's time for your bribe."
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