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Clips from The Simpsons - Paths of Glory (S27E27)

"D'oh!"
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"Yes, uh,"
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"the students of Springfield Elementary"
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"have each created an alternative energy vehicle."
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"One of which will ensure the future of humanity"
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"as determined by a short race across the parking lot."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"And now, uh, what is your car powered by, uh,"
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"fat little boy?"
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"Hydrogen-powered fuel cells."
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"Ah, hydrogen-- yeah, yes, wonderful."
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"My car is powered by the wind!"
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"Oh, how it blows."
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"Mine is potato-powered."
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"I keep tell you I'm not a potato."
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"Be quiet, hash browns!"
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"Dad, I'm so excited! I think--"
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"Hey, please don't stand so close."
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"In the world of solar power, shadows are the arch-enemy."
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"I think I might win."
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"I believe in you and that's a given."
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"But I don't know."
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"That kid's car has flames painted on the side of it."
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"Why would he do it if it wasn't fast?"
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"Children, start your engines!"
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"They're not engines!"
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"That's the whole point of this thing!"
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"Yeah... just go."
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"That never works."
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"Yahoo!"
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"I'm sun-made racin'!"
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"Duff Beer, the only way"
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"to get fathers through kids' events."
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"Huh?"
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"What? No! That shouldn't happen!"
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"I should have stored energy!"
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"You skimped on the cadmium in your batteries,"
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"just like a girl."
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"Stick to the liberal arts, honey."
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"Uh, have fun going to Oberlin!"
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"Maybe you can transfer after a couple years..."
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"to Bates!"
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"Enjoy Maine in the winter!"
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"Hope you like Division III basketball!"
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"Now, don't you worry, kid."
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"They also laughed at Amelia Vanderbuckle."
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"Amelia Vanderbuckle? Who's she?"
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"Ah, she was Springfield's original lady inventor."
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"Ah...!"
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"Why have I never heard of her?"
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"Well, totally nuts."
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"She made a mess of everything."
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"Oh!"
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"Easy, girly, don't go Vanderbuckle on us."
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""Amelia Vanderbuckle lived in Springfield"
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""in the 1800s."
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""She was the middle child of a family of 17."
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""12 of whom died from exposure to drafty windows."
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"Her father worked as a human canary in the poison mines.""
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""Amelia was the first"
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"female graduate of Springfield Tech.""
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"Do you have to read out loud?"
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"I'm trying to pour ants in this doll."
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""Among other things, she was the proud inventor"
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"of the steam-powered barber chair.""
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"I want one!"
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""A medical board diagnosed Amelia"
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""with acute feminine overreachism and she was--"
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""She was committed"
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"to the Springfield Home for the Criminally Different.""
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"Whoa, the banana cabana?"
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""But Amelia never gave up,"
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""continuing to work as an inventor"
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"within the confines of the asylum.""
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"Ay, carumba!"
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"Bart, if we find those inventions,"
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"we can prove that Amelia was scientifically significant."
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"Pass."
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"Listen to me."
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"I need to prove this woman was not a lunatic"
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"so people will not giggle when they hear the words"
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""woman scientist.""
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""Woman scientist.""
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"What's next-- boy cigarette girl?"
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"Let me ask again."
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"Will you help me break into an abandoned insane asylum?"
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"Abandoned asylum, where have you been all my life?"
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"How do we get in?"
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"Well, I'd say the best bet"
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"is the sewer pipe."
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"Oh, gee."
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"Oh, come on, Bart."
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"Or this door."
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"Bart!"
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"The ghosts of a thousand lunatics are making me hot."
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"Yeah, what doesn't make you hot?"
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"Alcoholic stepfathers."
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"Ew! Stop that!"
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"You don't know who had that in their mouth."
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"Sure I do-- some luno!"
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"Mmm, that's good crazy."
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"Ew."
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""Vanderbean, Vanderbottom,"
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"Vanderbozo--" ah, here we go--"
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""Vanderbuckle!"
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""Vanderbuckle, Alfred; Vanderbuckle, Alice;"
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""Vanderbuckle, Allspice;"
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"Vanderbuckle, Amelia"!"
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"A wax cylinder!"
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"Amelia recorded her voice!"
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"Mm."
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"Though I have been locked up in this sanitarium"
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"for lo, these many years,"
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"I have completed an invention that will change the world!"
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"Bart! Did you hear that?"
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"Good evening."
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"Because I am not taken seriously due to my gender,"
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"a friendly guard has hidden my invention"
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"until a future time, when some liberated young woman"
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