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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XVI (S17E17)

"The highlight so far, a cloud shaped like a giraffe"
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"Oh, would you look at that? The batter just called time-out again."
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"The Simpsons Halloween special"
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"won't air until Administrative Professionals Day."
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"we must remember to get Dorothy something."
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"Yeah."
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"Who would've thunk it?"
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"You've destroyed the totality of existence."
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"Bart, that would be the stupidest thing you ever did."
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"I'm afraid your son is in a deep, deep coma"
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"I guess we should count our blessings he's not dead."
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"you could replace him with one of these."
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"A robot?"
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"Wow, a robot kid would be a blast."
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"They're pretty much the same thing."
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"Okay, your robot son is good to go."
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"Ow! Mom, that hurt."
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"He knows how to push all my buttons."
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"You think I could..."
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"Why, you metal..."
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"Yeah. That's the 0-6s for you."
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"And he's great with the neighbors!"
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"Hi-diddily-ho! There's no bot like a robot!"
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"Ow! My Flander-doodles!"
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"The ethical implications are really tensing me up."
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"...bunga!"
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"What the..."
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"Nice and hotto, Mr. Roboto."
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"Here. Make me a kitty."
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"You look in her eyes"
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"The music begins to play"
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"But after a while, you're lookin' the other way"
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"I hate going to the zoo. I feel so sorry for the animals."
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"In the wild, they would never experience"
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"Time to get rid of the competition."
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"I hope that somewhere deep in your data banks,"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"There should be a law against abandoning your child."
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"Don't fear us."
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"Can I stay with you guys tonight? Of course."
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"I get it. I get it. It sucks to be you."
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"Time to destroy the one who did this to me."
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"Oh, those were my good pants!"
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"That was proved by the scientists at Black Angus."
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"He still thinks that hobo was a bird."
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"You're here to participate in a hunt"
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"The game I'm hunting..."
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"Now, because I am too kind,"
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"Excellent."
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"Mixed with curry."
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"You got me! But I shall be reincarnated."
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"Ha-ha!"
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"The most violent TV spectacle since the Hip Hop Image Awards."
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"when we got this week's TV guide."
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"here's guest analyst Terry Bradshaw. Terry?"
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"Well, conventional wisdom says good fleeing will always beat good chasing."
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"Dying is just like golfing, except in golf..."
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"Aww! You hate to see that."
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"That's the kind of showboating that'll turn people off this sport."
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"Well, before I die,"
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"I'll just scratch that lottery ticket I got in my pocket."
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"Homer, Burns has only been chasing us for six hours,"
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"Hurry up, Lenny. We'll be late for work at the plant."
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"Yes, I am! I mean..."
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"Outfoxed him with the corpse of my best friend."
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"Is there room in the head bag, Smithers?"
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"Oh, I can't stay mad at you"
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"when that pan smells like sausage and onions. Mmm..."
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"And I am glad you're okay."
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"Terry Bradshaw, your thoughts on what just transpired."
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"but I bet they cut to commercial"
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"I spoke too soon, huh? There they go!"
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"Oh, because I'm black and I'm Dracula, that makes me Blacula?"
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"I exaggerate, but really, my prices are very high."
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"I'm a real witch."
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"you cannot win this award!"
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"Uh!"
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"I can howl at the moon and eat rats."
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"I don't want to change, either."
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"Now I can pull horses out of the mud."
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"Then girls will like me."
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"I'm only a little overweight and sexually ambiguous."
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"Don't listen to them, Maggie."
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"Please change me back."
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"Okay, this concludes this year's Halloween show."
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"But there's one group for whom every day is Halloween."
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"I'm talking about adult illiterates."
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"is more terrifying than any goblin, ghoul, spook, or spirit."
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"Happy Halloween, everybody!"
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"We're here at game six of the World Series."
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"Well, what do you know? They're talking on cell phones."
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"No doubt complaining about the good life."
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"This is the most boring game in all the universe."
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"Freaks! Freaks!"
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"And next week on Fox catch the new OC spinoff, Pomona."
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"If we don't speed up this game,"
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"Speaking of which,"
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"The boredom is excruciating. Fire the accele-ray!"
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"Rodriguez pops it to right field"
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"It's still boring. Faster!"
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"Smooth move, Space-lax."
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"It'll be fine. I'll just leave a note."
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"For 35 cents off, I love it."
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"Hey, Lise, I bet I could jump in the swimming pool from here."
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"Uh, Mom, remember how you wished we would never grow up?"
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"from which he will never emerge."
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"Don't I know it. This way I get to keep billing you."
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"Bart, wake up! I got that bike you wanted."
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"We could confuse him and make his head explode."
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""This statement is a lie.""
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"But if it's a lie, then it must be true."
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"But if it's true, then it must be... Whoop, whoop, whoop..."
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"And a robot would take your mind off your dead son."
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"I thought he was in a coma!"
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"Except this way I get to keep billing you."
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"You already said that."
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"Well, you didn't laugh the first time."
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"You want me to boot him up?"
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"Okay."
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"Uh!"
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