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Clips from The Simpsons - Marge Gets a Job (S04E04)

"[Bell Ringing]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"Resident. Occupant. Hmm. Free sample of Lemon Time."
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"Homer, that's dishwashing liquid!"
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"Ooh! They're having a retirement party for someone at the plant."
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"First, patch the cracks in the slab using a latex patching compound and a patching trowel."
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"- No. - Good."
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"- Wait a minute. - you'll need corrosion-resistant metal stucco lath."
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"- Wait a minute! - If you can't find metal stucco lath--"
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"- Did you see the bubble? - Yeah, I'm afraid the whole west side of your house is sinking."
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"Leaving the vice president in charge."
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"And now, Leaning Tower of Pisa, Eat your heart out and move over."
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"This is one story that's not on the level!"
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"Marge, it'll cost $8,500."
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"We only have 500 in the bank, and that leaves..."
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"the Spruce Caboose."
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"[ Chuckles ] They were right."
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"Tonight, we've all come to honor a close friend of ours."
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"[ Seething ]"
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"- ## [ Up-tempo ] - I'm not finished."
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"Yaah!"
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"With the departure of Mr. Marley..."
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"Uh, I think it needs a little padding."
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"Chauffeur. Seamstress. Curator of large mammals?"
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"Lisa, shh! Someone might be listening."
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"Let me be the first to say-- [ Speaking Foreign Language ]"
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"- What? - Welcome aboard."
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"[ Nervous Chuckle ] Oh, yeah. Hmm."
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"- I'm gonna see you all day at work and all night at home-- - [ Groans ]"
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"Last week some Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door..."
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"and I wouldn't let them leave."
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"Mom and Dad side by side at the power plant."
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"Now, Marge, just remember--"
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"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English."
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"but you canjimmy it open with a credit card."
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"- [ Whirring ] - Well, have fun."
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"Sick, on test day."
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"- [Footsteps Retreating] - [Door Slams]"
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"Marge, what are you doing? It's lunchtime."
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"- Where does it go? - Don't worry, baby. The tube'll know what to do."
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"Lollygaggers."
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"Enchantress!"
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"## [ Humming ]"
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"And how about piping in some Tom Jones music? That always cheers me up."
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"It's working! It's working!"
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"You can't take our doughnuts!"
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"Marge, I'm giving you a raise and a new office..."
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"But, sir, that's my office."
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"- What could be better? - Oh, man, I really gotta--"
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"No-o-o!"
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"So, Bart, how are you feeling?"
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"[ Groaning ] My ovaries!"
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"[ Chuckles ] Suckers."
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"I glanced at it."
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"[ Sputtering ] Bart, is that light green?"
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"- Hey! - [ Groans ]"
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"Oh, really? I came to See you three times today."
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"Twice you were sleeping and once you were kicking that ball of electrical tape around."
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"Well, I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy."
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"Marge, me, and do you think you could dig up Al Jolson?"
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"These spurs are killing me."
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"I gotta go home and change!"
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"Marge, get my gun."
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"I was wondering if you'd be interested in performing at a private party."
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"Well, then, perhaps you should look in this suitcase."
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"All right, but I don't see--"
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"Here we have an Alaskan timberwolf."
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"- He does get spooked by loud noises. - "Loud"?"
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"That's our secret word for the day!"
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"[ All Screaming ]"
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"[ Growling ]"
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"Wolf!. Wolf!. Wolf!."
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"You're wasting valuable test time."
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"Uh, actually, I was wondering If you were free..."
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"for a little get-together tonight."
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"Dinner, dancing, and..."
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"My husband will be so excited!"
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"rugged good looks, sweater knotted about his shoulders..."
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"- You're fired! - You can't fire me just because I'm married."
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"[ Yelling ]"
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"The truth is--"
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"There was no wolf. I faked the whole thing."
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"I'm just gonna lie on the floor now."
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"All right, now, boy."
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"Your sexual harassment suit is just the thing I need to rebuild my shattered practice."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- Come on, Homie. Let's go before he fires you too. - No!"
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"- You love her too. - Damn right!"
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"- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!"
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"[Chorus] ## The Simpsons ##"
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"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"Ooh, give it here."
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"Yeah, but what Are ya gonna do?"
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"Did you notice how slanted he looked?"
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"All part of God's great plan."
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"I think one side Of our house is sinking."
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"Ha-ha!"
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""The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair.""
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"Hello, I'm Troy McClure."
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"Mothballing Your Battleship and Dig Your Own Grave and Save."
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"the do's and do-not-do's of foundation repair."
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"Hand me my patching trowel, boy."
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"- Hmm. - Now, do you have extruded polyvinyl foam insulation?"
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"Assemble the aluminum J-channel using self-furring screws."
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"- Install. - What do I do in case--"
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"After applying brushable coating to the panels--"
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"- Uh-huh? - use carbon-fiber stucco lath."
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"- Ohh! - Now parge the lath."
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"Forget it! You're not the only foundation guy in town!"
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"Ah, here we are-- D'oh!"
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"[ All Laughing ]"
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"Behold the horrors Of the slanty shanty."
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"See the twisted creatures that dwell within."
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"Meet Cue Ball, the man with no hair!"
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"- [ All Gasping ] - He's hideous!"
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"Then I could follow my dream-- living in the woods and keeping a journal of my thoughts."
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"[ Thinking ] March 1 5th. I wish I brought a TV."
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