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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart Gets a 'Z' (S21E21)

"(school bell ringing)"
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"(whistle blows)"
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"D'oh!"
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"(tires screeching)"
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"* At the office where the papers grow... *"
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"* Do-do-do-do do-do *"
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"(singing along): * It's just another day. *"
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"Okay. We'll call your bluff."
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"(loudly booting up)"
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"My stroked-out grandfather has more memory than that thing."
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"Better. Thanks."
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"I'm only on month one of a 60-month plan."
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"and you be the daddy."
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"Ah."
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"'cause you're going to have a hard life."
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"* This old man, he played one *"
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"* Spain and Uruguay *"
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"Edna, please! Even the union can't protect you from this."
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"Oh! (crashing)"
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"That text was totally worth"
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"BART: Then, Zach Skyped us,"
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"Ah..."
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"has the right as a nation to... Wait, wait, wait."
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"I've crammed my head full of garbage!"
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"(laughs halfheartedly)"
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"It's the movie. It's so funny."
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"Honey, if we increase your endowment any more,"
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"Mr. Simpson, I don't need your money."
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"You're the first teacher that ever got me."
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"Look at the awesome video he just e-mailed me."
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"Excuse me. I believe you boys are looking for... The Answer."
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"I'd lost my job, my husband left me."
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"I had to sleep in a kangaroo's pouch."
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"of King Arthur, who placed it in a bottle"
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"These great men knew The Answer."
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"you were the last time I was here, huh?"
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"That's cool."
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"until he's tried at least one easy thing."
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"Let me help you."
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"Loony? Would a loony self-help book come with a magic"
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"Well, opening this store was a lot of work,"
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"Everything? What everything?"
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"No matter what you've done, I always thought"
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"When you sayteacher, do you really meanparent?"
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"No, I mean teacher."
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"The one we just had"
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"Or an adequate job."
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"ZACK (chanting): I hate children!"
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"I hate children! I hate children!"
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"Yeow!"
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"(laughing)"
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"who can get you through a test,"
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"* La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la... * Every class is a joke."
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"Well, class, I've got to say I'm glad to be back."
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"(beeping)"
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"(playing the blues)"
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"(playing the blues)"
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"* Every day she takes a morning bath *"
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"* She wets her hair *"
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"* Wraps a towel around her as she's heading *"
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"* For the bedroom chair *"
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"* It's just another day *"
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"* Slipping into stockings, stepping into shoes * (gargling)"
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"This will be a good day. This will be a good day."
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"This will be a good day."
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"Your man is going to love those sexy new abs."
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"* Drinks another coffee and she finds it hard *"
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"* To stay awake * (groans)"
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"* It's just another day *"
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"* Do-do-do-do do-do-do *"
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"* It's just another day *"
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"(laughs) Check it out."
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"That crazy lady's singing a million-year-old song."
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"(school bell ringing)"
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"(sighs)"
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"Okay, Edna, remember:"
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"if you can teach one kid one thing,"
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"then today will be a success."
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"(electronic beeps and blips)"
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"class."
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"Class, please pay attention!"
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"Text "Uncle". Text "Uncle"."
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"(ring tones and electronic noise grow louder)"
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"(cacophonous noise)"
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"You're children."
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"Why do you all need cell phones?"
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"Safety. Emergencies."
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"Safety. Educational."
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"(sighs) Could you at least set them to vibrate?"
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"(loud vibrating)"
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"(vibrating grows louder)"
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"That's it: everything in the box."
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"No more gizmos in this class."
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"They're all going in the drawer with the biology frogs."
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"(lock clicking)"
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"(students groaning)"
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"Teach us-- using only the knowledge in your own head."
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"Hey, don't worry."
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"We still have the good old classroom computer."
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"Who wants to play Word Jammers?"
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"How is he doing?"
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"(muttering angrily)"
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"How could Krabappel take my cell phone?"
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"You know, Krabappel just needs to chill out"
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"and realize life is cool-- but how?"
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"(Homer giggling)"
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"(drunkenly): Okay. Now I'll be the dog,"
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"(barks)"
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"(Santa's Little Helper barking)"
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"Hmm. You know,"
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"Maybe Mrs. K would be nicer if we "Irish up" her coffee."
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"Put blood in it?"
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"No, booze."
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"Kids, get some liquor."
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"(Tchaikovsky's "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" plays)"
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"Hurry! She's almost done flirting"
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"with the vending machine guy."
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"(laughing)"
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"What if she tastes the booze?"
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"Relax."
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