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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer's Triple Bypass (S04E04)

"[Chorus] ## The Simpsons ##"
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"[Man] COPS: In Springfield."
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"What in God's name Are you doing?"
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"driving a... car of some sort..."
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"- Here you go. - What the hell is this?"
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"What a delightful treat. Oh, there's a bug in it."
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"Come on, come on!"
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"[ Growling ]"
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"[ Horn Honking ]"
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"It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump."
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"Look at that pig stuffing his face with doughnuts on my time!"
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"That's right. Keep eating."
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"Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poisoned doughnut."
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"I just brought you in here for a friendly hello."
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"- [ Sighs ] - [ Beating Slows ]"
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"- You are highly skilled... - [ Sighs ]"
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"Your indolence is inefficacious!"
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"Oh?"
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"That means you're terrible!"
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"- [Thud] - Hmm?"
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"Mmm. Ham."
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"Hey, look. I can fit my entire fist in here."
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"- [ Beep Continues ] - More."
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"[ Groaning ] Thank you."
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"Mr. Simpson, I'm afraid you've just had a mild heart attack."
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"But, Doctor, I haven't injected the dye yet!"
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"Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation."
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"[Dr. Hibbert] I'm afraid it's now 40,000."
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"Okay, Okay. We need $40,000. Now, how much do we have in the checkbook?"
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"- Seventy dollars. - Hmm."
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"Have we deposited any $40,000 checks that haven't cleared yet?"
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"Well, actually, we gave it all up for a pinball machine in the lounge."
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"Canada, Sweden, Great Britain-- well, all of Europe."
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"Uh-huh. And, uh, do you drink?"
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"Must... sign... policy!"
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"- Clear! - [ Groaning ]"
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"Mr. Simpson, you must get that operation as soon as possible."
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"[ Groaning ] Oh, yeah. That's the stuff."
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"I'm usually doodling or mentally undressing the female parishioners."
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"Now, I know I haven't been the best Jew..."
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"- What is it, Dad? - Son, they call it a "droodle.""
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"- We feel neither highs nor lows. - Really? What's it like?"
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"and I'm not gonna sugarcoat it."
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"What if they botch it? I won't have a dad... for a while."
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"- That only happens to bad people. - What about Abraham Lincoln?"
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"- I got a bad heart. - If I could give you my heart, Homer, I would."
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"The coroner? I'm so sick of that guy."
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"Well, see you in the operating place."
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"Dear Lord, thank you For Ziggy comics, little baby ducks..."
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"and Sweatin' to the Oldies, volumes one, two and four."
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"- And that's why God causes train wrecks. - Ah!"
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"My dad is very sick. What's gonna happen if he dies?"
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"Cloud goes up. Cloud goes down."
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"- [ Gasps, Groans ] - Hey, what's the matter?"
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"Oh, that's right. My grotesque appearance. [ Chuckling ]"
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"- Ahh! - You seem okay."
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"We passed this card around at work."
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"- Gee, thanks, guys. - They had a hell of a time replacing ya."
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"[ Groans ] I don't know if I like you reading all those cardiology books."
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"And we are back with more of People Who Look Like Things."
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"- ####[Theme] - [People Applauding]"
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"Oh, no! No! Someone taped over the end of this!"
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"All we ask is to be treated with dignity and respect."
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"- Oh, Homie, I could never remarry. - Darn right."
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"I guess this is the time to tell you--"
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"Bart!"
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"[ Sobbing ] Oh, Dad."
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"Marge, this is Andre."
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"Hello. [ Chuckles ]"
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"must be made below the blockage!"
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"Hmm. ## [ Humming ]"
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"You rule intensive care!"
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"[Bell Ringing]"
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"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"[ Mooing ]"
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"Close, but no doughnut, cops."
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"This is Papa Bear. Put out an A.P.B. for a male suspect..."
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"heading in the direction of, uh..."
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"Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless."
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"Honey, you really shouldn't eat so much in bed."
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"It's not good for your heart."
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"My heart is just f-- [ Gasps, Groans ]"
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"- Homie, what is it? -Just workin' the turkey through."
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"There it goes!"
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"Hey, Lise, there was a big train wreck last night. Do you wanna see the victims?"
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"- Hmm, okay. - Yaah!"
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"- Bart, that's gross! - You're right. Let's bury them at sea. Bleah!"
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"- Da-a-d! - [ Gasping ]"
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"when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart?"
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"I got that right now."
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"Ooh! Bacon!"
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"It could only be one thing."
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"Psst! The best meat's in the rump."
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"- Nice, healthy oatmeal. - Ooh, oatmeal."
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"Dad, there's a bug on that."
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"Eh."
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"[Heart Beating]"
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"I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise."
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"[Heart Beating: Irregular]"
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"Whew! I was afraid it was my transmission."
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"Hey, where's he goin'?"
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"Billy, remember that old Plymouth We just couldn't fix?"
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"- We're gonna sell him to Mr. Nikapopolus? - You're a dull boy, Billy."
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"Uh, no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers. They consider it murder."
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"Bring him to me!"
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"- [ Beating Rapidly] - [Mr. Burns]Relax, Simpson."
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"And good-bye! You're fired!"
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"- [ Gasps ] - But wait."
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"Perhaps I'm being Too hasty."
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"- at goofing off!. - [ Groans ]"
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"- a grave for! - [ Gasps ]"
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"[ Gasping, Screaming ]"
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"Oh, dear. Send a ham to his widow."
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"No, wait. He's alive."
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"- Oh, good. Cancel the ham. - D'oh!"
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"[ Siren Wailing ]"
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"- Wow, look at that. How do they know to cross there? - [ Groaning ]"
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"He was taking a bite, and his jaw locked."
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