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Clips from The Simpsons - The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (S08E08)

"'Cause his best friends, the Simpsons, just might pop in to wish him luck."
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"Sweet Lady Gumbo. Old... Swampy."
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"Bleh!"
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"- Two, I suppose. - Daddy, these rubber pants are hot."
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"Big Daddy, eh? Well, he won't feel so big..."
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"Which I sincerely doubt he will."
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"[Grunting]"
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"Lucky for you this was just a warning gator. The next one won't be corked."
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"Listen up, Big Daddy! You don't scare me! I'm three steps ahead of you!"
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"- [Skinner] Oh, Chief, your boy's been kidnapped. - Oh, God!"
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"Looks like we've got our first case ever, Skinny Boy."
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"Hang on, Son. I'm coming- Ow! Ow!"
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"## [Whistles] What do you suppose the rent is on a hideout like that?"
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"She told me she was washing her hair tonight."
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"## [Singing]"
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"Hey, I don't need no advice from no pinball machine."
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"Sorry, Grampa. But I gotta stash you in the bathroom..."
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"You know what's great about you, Betty, is you're letting your looks go gracefully."
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"Um, I gotta go to the can again."
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"- It said I was gay! - [Audience Laughing]"
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"I ain't too good at talking to women, and I really wanted to do ya..."
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"As you may have guessed, it's inhabited by the ghost of my friend's dead father."
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"[Audience Oohing, Whistling]"
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"In our final spin-off tonight..."
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"it's The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour."
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"Step back, Mom. It's Bart's turn now. Eat my shorts. Don't have a cow."
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"Sophomore prom queen five years running. Go, Lisa!"
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"- Stop the music! Where's Dad? - ## [Stops]"
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"- What's a Tim Conway? - Oh, about a 120 pounds."
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"Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?"
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"I know. And I made your favorite- "stakes!""
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"## [Singing]"
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"## [Singing]"
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"## [Singing]"
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"## [Ends]"
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"Ow!"
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"- [Applause, Cheering] - [All Panting]"
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"- Hitchhike. It's faster. - [All] Bart!"
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"[Together] Good night, everybody!"
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"- ## [Theme] - [Applauding, Cheering]"
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"- [Murmuring] - Shh!"
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"Spin-off! Is there any word more thrilling to the human soul?"
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"Hi, I'm Troy McClure."
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"You may remember me from such TV spin-offs as Son of Sanford and Son and After Mannix."
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"I'm here at the Museum ofTV and Television..."
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"with a real treat for Simpsons fans, if any..."
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"because tonight we present The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase."
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"- ## [Theme] - [Applause]"
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"Not long ago, the Fox network approached the producers of The Simpsons..."
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"with a simple request-"
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"35 new shows to fill a few holes in their programming lineup."
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"That's a pretty daunting task."
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"And the producers weren't up to it."
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"Instead, they churned out three Simpsons spin-offs..."
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"transplanting already popular characters into new locales and situations."
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"First up, a gritty crime drama..."
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"starring Springfield's beloved Police Chief Wiggum."
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"Keep at least one eye open."
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"Let's us wish him luck too."
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"Good luck, Wiggum!"
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"## [Theme]"
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"Ah, New Orleans. The Big Easy."
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"I still don't understand, Clancy."
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"Why give up your job as a small-town police chief..."
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"to set up a detective shop in New Orleans?"
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"Oh, lots of reasons, I suppose."
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"Got kicked off the force for one thing."
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"- For massive corruption. - For massive- Exactly."
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"Yeah. As for me, I was born and bred here on the mean streets of New Orleans."
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"Oh, sure, I left briefly to take that principal's job in Springfield."
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"But, in my heart, I've- I've always been a small-time hustler."
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"I know. That's precisely why I hired you as my legman, Skinny Boy."
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"I want you to put the word out. Chief Wiggum is here to clean up this crime dump."
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"Looks like you've already got an enemy, Chief."
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"You know, folks around here don't much care for law and order types."
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"Is that right? Well, maybe they'll change their minds..."
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"once I arrest them for throwing skulls all over my floor."
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"Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent..."
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"juggling a career and a family like so many juggling balls."
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"- I guarantee! - Will you stop saying that?"
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"So, Skinner, who do you figure threw that skull through my window?"
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"What's the word on the street?"
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"Well, to be honest, Chief, I haven't lived in New Orleans for 42 years."
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"Although, uh, according to an article I read in Parade magazine-"
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"- Mm-hmm. - a criminal by the name of "Big Daddy" runs this town."
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"if he messes with Chief Wiggum, P.I. again."
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"[Snoring]"
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"[Giggling]"
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"Hey! Oh, God!"
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"Big Daddy's trademark calling card."
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"- See? It's right here inside the skull. - [Rattling]"
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"And this time, it's personal."
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"[Announcer] Chief Wiggum P.I. will return... right now."
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"[Rings]"
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"- Who is this? - It's me, Chief. I'm on the other extension."
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"Now you listen up, mon ami, and you listen good, yeah?"
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"The name's Daddy. Charles Daddy."
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"Big Daddy! What have you done with my boy, Daddy?"
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"Ah, the boy is fine, so far. I taught him to play the spoons."
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"- [Clinking] - If you ever want to see that boy again..."
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"I suggest you leave town today, hear?"
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"Sounded like some sort of party going on in the background."
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"Are there any parties today, Skinner?"
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"Nah, it's not really a party town."
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"Though, if I remember correctly..."
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"they occasionally hold a function called Mardi-something."
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"- [Screams] - [Laughing]"
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"Well, if it isn't my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons!"
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"- What brings you folks to New Orleans? - Mardi Gras, man."
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"When The Big Easy calls, you gotta accept the charges."
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"Well, golly, I'd love to chat, but my son's been kidnapped."
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"You haven't seen him, have you? Caucasian male between the ages of six and 10, thinning hair."
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"Over there."
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"Look, Big Daddy, it's regular Daddy."
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"The chief! Ooh, I suppose I'd best to run!"
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"Lord have mercy, I wish I weren't so fat."
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"Gee, my tongue."
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"[Screaming]"
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"Ha, ha! Na, na!"
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"Ah, it's not rented, Chief. It's stolen."
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