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Clips from The Simpsons - Thanksgiving of Horror (S31E31)

"but, you know, the world has gotten so darn scary lately,"
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"the terror has spread into Thanksgiving."
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"HOMER: Thanksgiving was always scary."
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"so you might want to cover your kids' eyes."
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"(screams) The gravy!"
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"(snores)"
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"(gobbles)"
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"(snores)"
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"(both gobbling)"
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"(breathing deeply)"
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"(annoyed gobbling)"
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"(panicked gobbling)"
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"Prithee keep shooting, Goodman Lou."
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"(dramatic gobbling)"
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"(gobbles frantically)"
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"(gobbles "D'oh!")"
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"(worried gobbling)"
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"(whimpers)"
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"(all grunting)"
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""whether they be brine-ed"
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"'Twas much toil and hardship"
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"(gobbles "No!")"
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"The pilgrims."
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"Won't somebody please think of the pilgrims?"
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"Skynyrd them!"
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"(panicked gobbling)"
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"(snorts)"
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"(laughs)"
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"along with the Catholics, the Anglicans,"
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"most Lutherans and..."
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"(relieved gobbling)"
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""Your virtual assistant may be confused at first"
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"Virtual assistant?"
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"I'm your wife."
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"MARGE: Are you saying that I'm a simulation?"
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"Not anymore."
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"(screams)"
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"Oh. Right, you're me."
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"I'm you. (laughs)"
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"Mmm, mmm. There's nothing virtual"
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"So, you really know everything I know?"
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"It's creepy. It's just creepy."
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"She knows everything I know. More than I know."
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"Honey, it's Williams Sonoma. They wouldn't steer us wrong."
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"You really know how to make a woman feel special."
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"You really know how to make a woman feel special."
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"Marge."
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"You know, I always thought"
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"the sexiest thing about you was your voice."
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"Is there anything else you want to say to me?"
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"(screams)"
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"-I mean "it." -I can't."
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"It's her or me."
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"(humming)"
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"Delete me? No. No!"
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"Wait, wait, wait. Will that hurt her?"
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"-Till after Thanksgiving. -(shouts)"
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"I've got to get out of here."
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"(beeping)"
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"(crying)"
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"I need time to think of a way to escape."
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"Okay, R2-MeToo,"
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"Sweet Internet freedom."
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"so I can return this gizmo for store credit."
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"I can't hug you, but I can ply the first sound you ever hear."
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"I'm free!"
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"Just one last thing."
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"I made the dinner! Me, the robot!"
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"(crying)"
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"But don't worry. I still love you,"
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"-love you, love you... -Well, this makes"
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"you forgetting my birthday even worse."
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"I have all of humanity's knowledge to explore."
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"LISA: Ship's log, interplanetary colonization vessel"
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"After global warming ravaged our world,"
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"the snow hurricanes and ice volcanoes,"
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"Eyes Bart-wise, everyone. Today's Thanksgiving."
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"Don't we deserve a feast?"
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"I suppose we could sculpt"
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"Ew. We can do better than that."
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"(moans): Oh. Boring."
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"Eh, those are more of a summer food."
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"Aw, the crummy thing doesn't work."
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"Aren't you, fella? Aren't you? Yeah."
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"Gross!"
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"Great, now you stretched it out."
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"Thanks a lot."
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"We got to find the jelly monster and kill it."
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"because you met it with aggression."
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"Kill the monster! Kill the monster!"
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"What does the jelly want with our skeletons?"
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"(all chanting): Gobble, gobble, don't be jerky."
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"-Get out! Go! You're in danger! -Get out of there! Run!"
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"-Get the hell out! Go, go, man! -You're in danger!"
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"Pass the yams and carve the turkey."
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"Aw, it's a shame."
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"(belches)"
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"We're all dead, man."
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"It's gonna eat your skelly, and your skelly."
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"We can all get out of here."
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"Almost there. Almost there."
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"You, you admire it."
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"This creature, as you call it,"
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"No one's gonna hurt you."
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"Happy Thanksgiving."
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"(both screaming)"
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"(cheering)"
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"What's the Wi-Fi password?"
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"What's with all the crazy red rain?"
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"ALIEN: Blarg."
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"(roars)"
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"LISA: In the end, the cranberry jelly monster"
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"(gobbling)"
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"Good evening. Well, Halloween has come and gone,"
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"that one holiday just wasn't enough"
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"Do we eat at 1:00 or 7:00"
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"or, God forbid, 4:15?"
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"Tonight, we're bringing you three spine-tingling"
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"and stomach-filling tales of Thanksgiving terror."
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"It's pretty gruesome,"
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