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Clips from The Simpsons - A Test Before Trying (S24E24)

"Let's sit on that couch."
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"Springfielders are about to find out how much"
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"Apparently there are a few stairs he's struggling to climb."
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"I've assembled a team of distinguished economists"
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"Now we will use unfettered free market principles"
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"Release the hounds."
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"while the Austrian school economists hide under rocks."
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"Let me guess, you're going to release the hounds again."
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"We're barely keeping the lights on as it is."
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"in my dressing room."
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"Particularly with the 17% rate hike."
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"Oh, I guess we'll be peeling our shrimp by hand this year."
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"We can keep the shrimp de-veiner, though, right?"
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"When I found out shrimp cocktails had no alcohol,"
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"Sometimes Y: the story of a vowel that goes both ways."
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"Well, class, I don't mind leaving you,"
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"Hmm. Sounds better than half the kids in the band."
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"Look, the district can't afford to keep every school open,"
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"Good-bye, my electrical friends."
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"The proctors are here."
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"When will they finish grading those tests?"
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"than the elementary school in prison."
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"This student filled in everything but the ovals."
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"In art school he'd be a genius."
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"This isn't an art school."
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"Any correlation to your talents, needs, or friends"
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"I'm not sure we can even live apart."
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"for the Criminally Insane."
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"Hey, don't blame me. I didn't even take the test."
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"It's Bart."
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"Bart will take his exam"
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"This is the easiest money I've ever made."
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"All right, now to drag the meter to the next idiot."
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"Oh, my disks are grinding."
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"Easy money."
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"You really didn't study?"
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"If you don't pass this test,"
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"But how?"
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"You wimp."
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"Well, well, well..."
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"Looks like Mr. Vanilla just grew some chocolate chips."
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"But, of course, that question mark could be"
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"This is the most selfish thing you've ever done."
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"Freeze, Jack Nickel-scum."
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"Wha...?"
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"They probably treat 'em pretty well."
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"Look, the thing is, it's more important to know"
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"how to take a test than knowing what's on it."
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"Dear Sir or Madam:"
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"Your paper towel packets promised 102 sheets of towels."
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"I'm returning the extra towel, unused..."
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"A pillow case full of quarters?"
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"If you have to guess, guess "B.""
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"The second that boy fails, we're knocking down this school."
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"B) A, C) AB,"
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"Congratulations, you made it by one."
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"Seymour, stop slouching!"
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"Testward ho!"
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"Shh!"
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"D'oh!"
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"In a world,"
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"in a state, in a city, in a neighborhood,"
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"in a street, in a house, in a living room,"
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"five heroes would be called."
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"To tackle the most dangerous quest of their lives."
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"And in retrospect, city officials regret holding"
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"the gang truce negotiations at Santa's Village."
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"In other news, we're about to go live"
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"to Mr. Burns' announcement of his annual rate hike."
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"their electricity bills will go up."
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"I'm being told that Mr. Burns is approaching the lectern now."
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"He's up the stairs but is now being buffeted by the breeze."
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"And they've put some rocks in his pocket and..."
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"we're ready to go."
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"To decide how much your electricity bills will rise,"
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"and placed plausible rate hike percentages on their backs."
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"to arrive at a number."
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"That is fascinating."
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"And there you have it, folks, rates will rise"
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"And now, to help you disperse..."
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"Release the radioactive steam."
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"Electricity costs are going up 17%."
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"This station can't afford that."
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"I know it's a kid's show,"
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"This isn't your dressing room."
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"I know, but the monkey's got a girl"
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"The decision to pull the plug is never easy."
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"Do I get a vote?"
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"I'm afraid not."
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"And this goes, too."
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"I really lost interest."
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"to use anything electric."
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"However, we will still be able to watch today's film,"
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"thanks to the magic of potato power."
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"Emergency meeting in the faculty lounge. BYOB."
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"because one of you is my spy."
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"You said you weren't going to tell."
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"Oh, wait, you didn't."
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"So no one knows who the Milhouse is."
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"The school is broke."
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"I had to sell all the trombone mutes."
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"Why did I sell one to Nelson?"
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"So does a leaf blower."
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"so all the kids will take a standardized test."
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"Whichever school scores the lowest will be closed forever."
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"So you're saying, if our kids don't pass this test,"
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"you're shutting down Springfield Elementary?"
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"I don't teach to the test. I teach 'em to dodge balls."
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"Things they can use in life."
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"How is that useful?"
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"We all came here to avoid scrutiny."
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"Who else would hire a lunch lady"
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"accused of poisoning her husband?"
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"Never convicted."
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"They couldn't find the body."
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"Anyone care for some chicken-Pete pie?"
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"Did you say "chicken-Pete pie"?"
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"His friends called him Pete."
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"I can't afford to use you, so I'm doing what any good"
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"American would do: throw you away."
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