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Clips from The Simpsons - Lost Verizon (S20E20)

"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"(HORN BELLOWING)"
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"(BRAKES SCREECHING)"
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"Now get some gas while I read my bingo strategy guide!"
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"(GASPING)"
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"I did it!"
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"Huh?"
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"This counts as a parent/teacher conference!"
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"I'll clean you up good, giant beer can!"
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"(SEYMOUR SCREAMING)"
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"(SLURPS)"
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"(BART GRUNTS)"
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"In this family, you get used to disappointments."
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"How am I ever gonna get a cell phone?"
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"(GRUNTS ANGRILY)"
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"Then if a cell phone costs $100, how many balls do I need?"
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"(SINGING) I keep my nose on the grindstone"
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"I'll drink a little beer that evening"
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"Huh?"
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"Wow! I'm just 20 balls away from a cell phone!"
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"You're the one that's been poaching on my territory!"
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"Groundskeeper Willie?"
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"Now I won't have to pleasure a country club wife to get me steak dinner!"
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"Boston."
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"Now shut up or I'll have you all kicked out of show business."
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"(ALL EX CLAIM)"
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"I'm not supposed to look out the window when I'm alone."
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"Cell phone!"
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"Only one face came to mind for the constipated gorilla. Yours."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor."
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"I'm gonna rip out your heart with two fingers!"
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"Which one? The one that got canceled or the one that's gonna get canceled?"
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"You are so dead!"
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"That laughter sounds like the result of misbehavior."
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"It's Denis Leary's!"
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"You did the right thing."
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"Having to watch my stunt double run into a burning building,"
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"Of course. You're Denis Leary."
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"That way you can log onto your carrier's website and track your son's movements,"
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"the way I track every actor who gets a movie that I was up for."
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"Well, sweetie, I know I said you couldn't have a cell phone."
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"But in these days of stranger dangers and sinister ministers,"
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"I think it's important that we're in touch."
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"(GASPS) That's a hard-hat zone!"
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"(MILHOUSE LAUGHING)"
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"MILHOUSE: Whoa!"
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"Trying to do something constructive?"
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"You're so tough"
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"Listen to the hammers falling in the breaker's yard"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"It's me, you idiot. Mom and Dad are spying on you."
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"There's a tracking chip in your cell phone."
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"(MARGE EX CLAIMS)"
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"He's circling the Shelbyville Bird Sanctuary."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"It looks like the grilled Twizzlers are ready."
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"She gets upset if someone's not there to tell her where she is."
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"(BIRD TWITTERING)"
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"(SHOOING)"
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"Are we ever going to find him?"
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"my coca leaf addiction is under control,"
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"Clearly the work of Wirakocha, the trickster god."
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"You guys look exhausted. Maybe you ought to rest for a while."
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"And then I'm never letting him out of my sight again!"
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"So when they grew up they were no match for the conquistadors."
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"I didn't mean to. I'm just chatty."
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"So I can't always be there for Bart. He's got to learn to take care of himself."
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"Were you guys gone?"
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"Oh."
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"Never leave again!"
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"(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)"
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"(PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNE)"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"D'oh!"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"BART: Ay, caramba!"
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"Out of gas? But how?"
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"I put a dollar in this morning and we've only driven 90 cents!"
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"You had to drive with the windows down, didn't you, Rockefeller?"
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"Let's see... B-12."
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"(TRUCK HORN HONKING)"
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"(CARS HONKING)"
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"Bonehead."
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"Am I seeing this right?"
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"I am! Time to spread the word!"
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"- Hey, Milhouse. - Talk to me."
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"Skinner's doing what?"
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"- I'm on my way! - I'm on my way!"
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"(CARS HONKING)"
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"(BARNEY YELLING)"
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"- Where's Simpson? - I couldn't get a hold of him."
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"No cell phone. But if I know Bart, he's busy doing something awesome!"
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"I don't know why I agreed to this."
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"Because you love the taste of my imaginary tea."
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"Oh, you're right."
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"(GULPING)"
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"Hey, spaz. While you were here spazzing yourself,"
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"you totally missed out."
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"Missed out? I didn't miss out. What did I miss out on?"
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"(BART GASPING)"
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"(BART EX CLAIMS IN DISGUST)"
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"(MOANS)"
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"I wish I had a cell phone."
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"- Here's an imaginary cell phone. - What? Do you think I'm crazy?"
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"Mom, even Milhouse has a cell phone! Your son is lamer than Milhouse!"
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"What does that say about you?"
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"Sweetie, we can't afford to get you a cell phone."
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"As it is, I'm buying frozen peas on installments."
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"(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)"
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"(GROANS)"
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"I'm never gonna get a cell phone."
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"And I'm never gonna go to Machu Picchu."
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"(GROANS)"
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