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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer Loves Flanders (S05E05)

"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill."
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"The Kill-bot Factory-- But first..."
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"Springfield has come down with a fever..."
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"If you have the fever, there's only one cure."
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"[ Chattering ]"
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"Look, the thing about that is I only got $1 0 on me. Can I pay you the rest later?"
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"Ohh."
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""[ Continues ]"
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"" [ Imitating Guitar Riff]"
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"-you'll get me tickets to that game. - [ Doorbell Rings ]"
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"Men, there's a little crippled boy..."
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"I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you."
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"Well, I guess I should pay my share."
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"I keep telling you. You're my guest."
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"[ Crowd Cheering ]"
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"Blue 27 on three."
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"- Whoo! [ Kissing ] - [ Murmuring ]"
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"Losers! Losers! Kiss my big Springfield behind, Shelbyville!"
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"Hidilly-ho, Stanster."
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"Wow, thanks."
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"Ooh, I guess it's time for me to duck again."
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"this is Ned Flanders, my friend.!"
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"Hey!"
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"That's all well and good for sheep, but what are we to do?"
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"will be muffled by your own butt!"
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"- Honey, I'm so glad you're home. - Can't talk. See Flanders."
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"- Later sex. - [ Groaning ]"
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"Stupid lack of public urinals."
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"Oh-- Heh, well--"
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"And we'll do whatever we can about the smell."
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"Come on. Come on! Just give 'em the slop and let's get out of here."
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"Oh, I can do it faster than that!"
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"Wow! Look at that enthusiasm! This is front-page material."
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"I want the two families to take a trip together this weekend."
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"- Ay, caramba.! - That's the spirit."
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""W-W-W-W-W-W-Well, well, well ""
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"" Well, well, w-w-w-well Well, well, well, well ""
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"More. Come along. Keep going."
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"More. More. Right there. Let her go."
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"- How are my boys doin', Homer? - They're fine."
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"- Give me that sugar! - [ Both Groaning ]"
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"[ Cackling ]"
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"Todd's got Zesty Italian in his eye."
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"- to endure Homer Simpson's friendship. - [ Boat Engine Rewing ]"
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"Jeers to this rusty tailgate."
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"" [ Whistling Hymn ]"
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"Uh-- [ Sighs ]"
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"Oh, boy! Grandma!"
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"[ Engine Rewing, Tires Screeching ]"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"[ Groaning ] Hmm. I guess he didn't see me."
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"I'm not hepped up on goofballs."
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"Before I get started on today's sermon, entitled..."
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"I live to give."
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"[ Whistling Continues ]"
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"[ Chattering ]"
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"[ Sniffs ] Th-- Thank you."
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"Just try and stop me."
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"There's only one catch. They say it's haunted."
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"[ Both Sigh ]"
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"[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons ""
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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""[ Theme ]"
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"Tonight on Eye on Springfield..."
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"just miles from your doorstep..."
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"The government calls it the army."
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"But a more alarmist name would be.:"
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"football fever..."
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"brought on by the biggest game of the year."
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"The Pigskin Classic between the Shelbyville Sharks..."
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"and our own Springfield Atoms."
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"Take two tickets and see the game Sunday morning."
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"[ Announcer] Warning: Tickets should not be taken internally."
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"See? Because of me, now they have a warning."
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"Hey, Dad, sell you these for 50 bucks."
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"Whoo-hoo! Sold!"
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"Those aren't tickets to the game, Homer."
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"What do you mean? It says right here:"
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"''Free wig with every purchase of large wig. Downtown Wig Center.''"
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"Why, you little-- Hmm. Free wig."
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"Hm-hmm. [ Imitating Marge ] I love you, Homie. Mmm."
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"[ Chuckling ] I don't need her at all anymore."
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"[ Chuckling ] I did it. Second in line."
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"With the money you would have made working, you could've bought tickets from a scalper."
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"In theory, yes.Jerk."
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"- [ Yelps ] - Give me, uh, 30,000 tickets."
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"That'll be $950,000 please."
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"Sure."
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"- [ Man ] "Whoo-hoo-hoo " - " [ Snapping Fingers ]"
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"[ Announcer ] That was Bobby McFerrin's new one, ''I'm Worried, Need Money. ''"
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"Okay, if you want two tickets to the big Pigskin Classic--"
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"- [ Pig Snorting ] - [ Announcer Laughing ]"
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"just get to a phone and be our 1 3th caller."
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"Get tickets! Must get tickets! Find phone! Yes!"
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"- [ Announcer] Still waiting for that caller. - [ Whimpering ]"
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"Oh, we have a winner! What's your name, sir?"
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"- [ Ned ] Ned Flanders. - Oh, not Flanders. Anybody but Flanders."
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"[ Ned ] Oh, golly. If that doesn't put the ''shaz'' in ''shazam.''"
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"Oh, listen. What's the cash value of those tickets so I can report it on my income tax?"
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""Won't you pack your bags and leave tonight ""
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"[Joining In ] " I've got two tickets to paradise ""
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"Excellent guitar riff."
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"Why am I such a loser? Why?"
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"Well, your father was a loser, and his father, and his father."
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"It's genetic, man. D'oh!"
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"What's so special about this game anyway?"
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"It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville."
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"They made the world's largest pizza, so we burnt down their city hall."
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"[ Chuckles ] Yeah, they swore they'd get us back by spiking our water supply."
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"But they didn't have the guts."
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"Ohh, the walls are melting again."
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"[ Chuckling ]"
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"Personally I think I'm overdone."
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"God, if you really are God..."
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"[ Chuckles ] Well, get out the Crayolas and color me tickled pink."
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"Ooh, what's with the lead pipe? Were you gonna give my noggin a floggin'?"
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"- Well, yeah. [ Chuckles ] - [ Laughs ]"
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"[ Chattering ]"
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