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Clips from The Simpsons - Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily (S07E07)

"Wow, Mom, you didn't have to go to this much trouble."
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"Huh? Huh?"
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"You did the right thing by telling me."
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"Now that we're alone, Papa Bear has a little honey for his Mama Bear."
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"Well, Count Homer, shall we discuss the-"
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"- Oh, we'll clean up this afternoon. - What about Maggie?"
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"Oww! My tongue!"
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"Yeah."
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""Squalid hellhole"?"
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"The only thing I'm fit to take care of is a house plant."
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"Lousy house plant!"
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"Here you go, Todd. The city edition."
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"That's cucumbers with cottage cheese!"
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"Oh, Bart."
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"We're going downtown to get our kids back right now!"
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"Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention?"
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"All right, very good. Who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?"
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"Without resorting to violence."
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"What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy tunes."
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"Saxo-mo-phone"
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"- You mean Maggie? - That's it."
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""Todd Smells. ""
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"No. I gotta pass this class for my kids."
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"We give up."
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"The well of Zohassadar?"
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"Okay, the retest says you're clean. Sorry about the mistake."
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"Have you thought about one of the other major religions?"
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"He's going to baptize our children?"
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"I'm a big, four-eyed lame-o..."
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"I once was lost"
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"See-e-e-e"
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"Who wants to be the first to enter God's good graces?"
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"Easy. Easy!"
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"Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo..."
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"I always knew he'd keep his old cans of paint.!"
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"The Simpsons"
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"D'oh!"
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"Here's your toast, Maggie."
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"I melba-fied it myself."
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"Oh, Lisa, honey, I tracked down those old newspapers for your history project."
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"It was no trouble. The hoboes at the dump were very helpful."
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"Except one man, who seemed to have mental problems."
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"Good morning."
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"It's class photo day. No Dracula fangs."
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"- But they told us to wear 'em. - No, they didn't."
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"And don't put signs on your sister!"
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"Now, keep the lettuce separate until 11:30."
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"That way, the lettuce stays moist and the bread stays dry."
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"- Mom, you fuss over us way too much. - Enjoy it now."
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"Because when you're a grown-up you'll have to take care of yourself!"
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"Marge! There's a spider near my car keys!"
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"Shoo.! Get outta here.!"
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""Good for a three-hour getaway at the Mingled Waters Health Spa"?"
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"Mineral bath? Facial massage? How did you afford these?"
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"Oh, never you mind."
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"What advantages does this motorcar have..."
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"over, say, a train?"
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"Which I could also afford."
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"Well, you'll notice how the heated gas pedal warms your feet while-"
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"Gently massages your buttocks."
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"No, we shan't. Yoicks!"
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"Homie, this is so sweet. But I can't possibly go now."
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"The sink is full of dirty dishes..."
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"the trash needs to be taken out, the living room is a mess-"
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"I got my dad to look after her."
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"- Behind ya! - Don't do that!"
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"Don't do that!"
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"Come on, honey. You work yourself stupid for this family."
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"If anyone deserves to be wrapped up in seaweed and buried in mud, it's you."
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"Mmm. Well, all right."
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"Tighten those braids, missy."
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"Hoist your flag, Doolie."
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"Nelson, you look adorable."
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"I feel like punchin' myself!"
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"Bart, stop scratching. You're messing up your hair."
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"Lice?"
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"How on earth does a boy get head lice in this day and age?"
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"We bought a wicker basket from Trader Pete's, and he was passed out inside."
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"Hey, how come I get lice and nothing happens to Milhouse?"
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"So cold."
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"So very, very cold."
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"See ya in hell, you wingless bloodsuckers."
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"What kind of parents would permit such a lapse in "scalpal" hygiene?"
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"Well, you'd better check out his sister."
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"She could be rife with them "boogs" too."
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"Keep away!"
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"Hey, come on!"
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"Those are prescription shoes! I need them!"
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"You have cooties!"
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"- You have cooties! - No, I don't!"
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"Lisa Simpson, report to the principal's office..."
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"for head lice inspection.!"
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"Heads up.!"
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"Principal Skinner, I need some "sooes. ""
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"Sweet Georgia Brown! Something is rotten at the Simpson house!"
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"Mmm."
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"This is so relaxing."
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"Homie, this was a wonderful idea."
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"If that mafia guy weren't staring at us, I'd take off my towel."
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"Oh, don't mind-a me."
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"Look. I do it first."
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"Whoa. Would you look at this place?"
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"Sink full of dirty dishes. Trash not taken out."
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"Living room a mess."
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"Stacks of old newspapers from 20 years ago."
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"Announcer] Get ready, gamblers, for the World Series of Dog Racing."
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"What the- But I-"
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"Seems confused and dehydrated."
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"- Where's the baby? - Well, that's her, ain't it?"
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"Kids love that water."
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"Oh, my lord!"
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"Stupid babies need the most attention."
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"All is well. All is well."
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"Turn tape over."
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"All is well. All is well."
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"Children, where are your parents?"
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"I don't know. They should be here."
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"Yes, they should be here."
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"Tsk-tsk-tsk."
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"Those parents better have a good excuse."
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