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Clips from The Simpsons - Go Big or Go Homer (S31E31)

""Over the hill than under it." Yeah."
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"Okay, everybody, be quiet."
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"and a show by close-up magician Abraca-Debra."
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""With regards, C. Montgomery Burns.""
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"You sign the card, you got to chip in."
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"Stupid unpaid signature."
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"BURNS: Happy birthday, Lenny."
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"No!"
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"give that the slightest worry."
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"Hope you didn't lose any sleep"
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"Mr. Burns is heavily medicated"
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"¶ ¶"
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"(bird caws)"
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"your new supervisor."
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"So stop Snapchatting, Fortnite-ing"
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"We're actually replicating plant start-up sequences"
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"This man is a god and his clangers are unbustable."
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"of Sector 7G."
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"And you humps aren't worthy to swill his backwash."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"(groans angrily)"
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"No one disrespects Homer Simpsons."
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"drinking coffee creamer straight from the bottle."
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"This man is a dynamo."
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"So you shaved coconuts give him your full respect."
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"Whenever there's trouble,"
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"(sniffs) Are you wearing my perfume?"
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"For the first time, another human being"
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"He listens with his mouth open."
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"And he thinks I'm the most valuable worker"
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"(all laughing)"
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"There's my thoroughbred."
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"No coffee, just doughnut holes."
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"Sector 7G."
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"and I'm like that old idiot who won't leave his beach house."
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"and talk like a ten-year-old?"
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"when that idiot 'Nesto falls off"
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"Then my parents are on my case to get a real career,"
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""into man's greatest calling?"
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"Nuclear whatever.""
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"So I went down to the plant,"
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"But you don't need me telling you how great you are,"
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"y-you get enough of that at home."
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"Say, Mike,"
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"I've got some people I'd like to introduce"
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"Huh. I got this."
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"CARL: Uh, I'm Carl."
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"I wish you would give me more of a heads-up"
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"before inviting a mentee for dinner."
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"I guess we'll have enough"
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"Now I know why you're always napping at work."
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"2.4 blocks per game, lifetime."
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"(blowing)"
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"You better hold on to this guy, Marge,"
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"I mean cleaning up, knee-deep."
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"You're the only woman for me."
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"Go ahead, tell her."
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"that don't say nothin'."
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"(slurps)"
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"(snorts, laughs)"
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"Did this little hump just say what I thought I heard?"
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"Yeah, Mike, the only thing Homer sweats is gravy."
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"That's right, I said "ugly.""
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"Between that Tommy Lasorda gut and those toothpick legs,"
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"Ah! Toothpick legs!"
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"(sobbing)"
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"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry."
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"Where's the baby registered?!"
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"Wow, you're really bustin' my clangers."
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"Mm, I get it, Homie."
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"(groans softly)"
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"Hey, Homer. How's it clangin'?"
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"Yeah, Mike, I was thinking,"
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"Oh, okay, I'm gonna tell you, but don't laugh."
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"Nothing better than getting a slice of pizza, right?"
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"hot and fresh?"
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"No Scott Brosius in the bunch."
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"and I know the perfect person."
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"Every slice hot and fresh"
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"There are no whole pizzas."
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"And don't worry about investing with this guy, Mr. Burns,"
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"because he's backed by the full mentorship"
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"com... poop!"
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"Listen to me, you skunk-bag full of Centrum Silver"
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"My mentor is the shiniest diamond in the whole Zales,"
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"I didn't stop those accidents."
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"I was trying to go big, and they wouldn't let me go home."
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"No one disrespects Homer Simpsons."
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"When will my slice be ready?"
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"And by "slice," I mean the first payment"
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"on your outstanding loan."
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"You borrowed money from the mob?!"
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"I took a one-week loan from Fat Tony for a hundred grand."
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"I put $50k into the truck"
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"which is a lock."
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"Oh, no."
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"Go big or go home, baby."
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"ANNOUNCER: And Lehigh's in trouble"
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"Guns up."
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"-BOTH: Yes! -Guns down."
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"And Lehigh comes back with a monster dunk!"
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"As the final seconds tick awa, Lehigh has this one in the ba!"
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"As a last-second half-court heave"
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"Safeties off."
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"where they will never find us."
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"'Cause they don't have an original concept, like me."
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"(tires screech)"
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"(Homer whimpering)"
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"(both moaning nervously)"
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"He's gonna clean up."
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"I smell mozzarella"
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"What if..."
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"you let Mike work in the truck to pay you back?"
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"A food truck that takes bets?"
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"I'll take a slice of cheese"
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"¶ Let all the dreamers ¶"
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"¶ Wake the nation ¶"
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"¶ Silver cities rise... ¶"
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"¶ Trembling, shaking ¶"
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"¶ Oh, my heart is aching ¶"
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