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Clips from The Simpsons - Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-Annoyed-Grunt-cious (S08E08)

"[Bell Ringing]"
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"These specials get worse every year."
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"I'll see what else is on. Hey, where's the remote?"
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"- How you doin', Gertie? - [Hissing]"
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"Ma, could you get me some milk?"
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"- Can't you get it yourself? - No, that's okay."
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"I'll just go without liquid."
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"Oh, all right, all right. I'll get your milk."
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"Your mother seems really upset about something."
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"I better go have a talk with her-"
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"during the commercial."
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"Thank you, Krusty, for inviting me."
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"- Betty. - Who cares?"
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"I just had a couple of beers."
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"Come on. There's no need for that "baba-ma-bushka.""
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"I'll teach you to comb it over so no one can tell-"
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"why your hair should be falling out."
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"Phone call, Mrs. Simpson- Lines one and two."
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"I think the problem may be stress."
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"I was just with Dr. Hibbert."
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"He said I was under a lot of stress and should get some help."
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"Well, I was thinking we could hire a nanny to help me out."
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"- A nanny? - But how am I supposed to pay for that?"
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"It's time we gave up something for her."
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"I'll stop buying Malibu Stacy clothing."
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"Good for you, Son."
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"Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do."
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"- Have a dollar. - But he didn't do anything."
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"Didn't he, Lisa? Didn't he?"
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"I never ask for much, but this is something I really need."
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"- Pleased to meet you. - Wait a minute, Marge."
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"I saw Mrs. Doubtfire."
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"Maestro, if you please."
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"## [Continues Singing]"
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"Well, that's nice, kids..."
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"No. I definitely did not."
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"Well, so am I."
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"Very well. Come along, children."
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"[Grunts]"
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"## [Song Ends]"
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"- Hello, Willie. - You know her?"
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"Then she got her eyesight back."
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"Extra, extra! Ripper strikes in Whitechapel."
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"Is this legal, man?"
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"I feel practically super-duper, fragically-"
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"The kids love her, the house is spotless and my hair's grown back."
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"No, no. Leave it in."
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"## [Song Ends]"
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"- More kippers, Mum? - Oh, thank you."
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"The secret ingredient is blood."
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"[Sobs] To think I'll never hear their sweet voices again."
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"I think we got our umbrellas switched!"
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"but here's his first appearance in a commercial in his native Austria."
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"replacing Andy Griffith in The Andy Griffith Show."
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"Where's Otis? He's not in his cell."
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"Now I'm goin' down to Emmett's fix-it shop- to fix Emmett."
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"You know, it's, like, even in breakfast cereals, man."
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"From now on, I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy the ride."
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"## [Singing]"
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"## [Song Ends]"
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"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"Hey, hey! It's great to be back at the Apollo Theater and-"
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""K.K.K."?"
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"That's not good. [Nervous Laugh]"
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"- [Groaning] - [AudienceJeering]"
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"Oh! Ah! Oh! What? Hey! Oh!"
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"[Groans] Now I'd like to introduce..."
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"a new feature never before seen on TV-"
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""Dumb Pet Tricks.""
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"[Laughs] Oh, boy."
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"Here's a dog that's been trained to catch this red rubber ball."
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"[Yells] Oh! Somebody shoot it. Somebody shoot it."
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"Hello? Hello?"
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"Stupid cordless phone."
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"I'll try the old-fashioned model."
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"Ah! That's better."
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"Gimme a kiss, baby. No tongue."
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"- [Laughs, Groans] - [AudienceJeering]"
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"[Groans] You're not gonna like our "NYPD Shoe" sketch."
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"[Gagging]"
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"- Thank you. - Does anyone else want anything while I'm up?"
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"[Together] No."
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"- Marge, get me a beer. - [Growls]"
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"- Uh, Mom? - What?"
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"Um, there's a hair in my soup- but I'll just eat around it."
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"- [Both] Eww! - It's my hair!"
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"[Gasps] Excuse me."
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"Now let's hear it for a great American-"
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"former President Gerald Ford."
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"- Well, all the good presidents turned us down. - Oh, well."
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"that is very important to me."
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"- [Alarm Buzzing] - The Boy Scouts of America have molded men..."
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"for over 100 years, and-"
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"- What are you- - Oh! Uh, how's your wife Nancy?"
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"Oh, Marge?"
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"Marge? I was just watching women's volleyball on ESPN."
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"Mmm."
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"All right, but don't be shocked."
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"Oh, there's no way I could- [Screams]"
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"Now, sweetie, don't worry about a thing."
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"Just like my hair."
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"[Sobbing]"
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"Mrs. Simpson, there's no physical reason..."
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"This thing has me buffaloed. [Laughs]"
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"- [Lisa] Me too. - [Groans]"
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"We'll find a way. Mom has made so many sacrifices for us-"
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"And I'll take up smoking, and give that up."
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"- Hey, wait a minute. He didn't. - Homie, please."
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"And to pay for it I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much."
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"Well, Homer's out. We gotta find a new General Ambrose Burnside."
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"And I'm not too crazy about our StonewallJackson."
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"The South shall come again."
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"I understand you're looking for a nanny."
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"- This is a man in drag! - [Gasps]"
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"- You're a phony! Fakey, phony, fraud! - [Whimpering]"
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"Give me those!"
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"Homer, if you're going to do this to every applicant, we're never going to find one."
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"- Sorry. - Hello."
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"- I'm Mrs. Periwinkle. - [Roars]"
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"- [Screams] - I'm here about the nanny job."
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