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Clips from The Simpsons - Gone Abie Gone (S24E24)

"the Simpsons on Brown Lightning!"
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"Glasgow-A-Go-Go!"
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"You too, Julius!"
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"I heard you were at Loretta's Diner"
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"I've gotta get drunk before a party."
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"Oh, God! It hurts worse than the burns!"
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"they lend it to other people!"
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"Wait, the frog in the trench coat is Kermit, too?"
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"All the frogs on that show are Kermit."
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"The one safe place left in this world of woe:"
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"You put my college fund on a poker site?!"
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"On a poker site!"
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"That's one way to avoid drunk driving."
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"Happy anni... birth... entine..."
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"Yesterday's the day we were supposed to visit Grampa!"
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"What the...?! Stupid calendar."
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"Fine, he'll be around forever."
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"You take that back!"
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"to him are in this box!"
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""Spiro's..."
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"The place that changed my life...""
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"Damn it! Lost again."
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"Not counting my tips to the waitresses."
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"I'm just gonna log right out."
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"That's a great start."
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"How did he...?"
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"Can't let Lisa lose her sense of wonder."
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"Abe Simpson... used to work here."
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"Ow!"
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"♪ My heart does the two-step"
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"living in Springfield!"
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"Did you know a man named Abe Simpson?"
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"I've read every expert on poker,"
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"and take them for everything they've got."
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"The man I looked up to my whole life."
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"Oh, Abe!"
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"I don't know him at all!"
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"One day, when we were walking through Proposal Park,"
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"Abe popped the question."
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"We celebrated in your hospital room."
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"Why, we'll..."
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"But making music is my dream, Abe."
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"Aw, thanks, son."
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"What does that mean?"
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"with a gap year to find myself."
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""Cash out now," and yet..."
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"I've been using his avatar to play poker"
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"to the original $5,000."
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"Did you give the money back to the people who lost it?"
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"Sure. I have the ending for my memoir!"
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"That's Dad's cologne?"
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"He's a man who has no son!"
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"and you never visit me,"
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"So I got a job and found a new dump to live in"
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"There's, like, eight amazing shows."
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"And you look like you could use a good ironing,"
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"but I still love you."
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"That's how wolves die in the wild."
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"And here they are, the Sofa Speedsters--"
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"The Piggly Wiggums!"
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"The Bumble Buggy!"
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"The Greed Hornet!"
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"Dr. Groom!"
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"Hick Dastardly..."
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"and the Franken-continental!"
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"We'll be sitting pretty at the finish line!"
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"Beat ya!"
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"D'oh!"
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"♪ The Simpsons 24x04 ♪ Gone Abie Gone Original Air Date on November 11, 2012"
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"Pushy sign! Don't tell me what to try!"
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"Homer! Dr. Hibbert told you to eat healthier!"
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"I don't recall that."
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"Well, I do."
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"Eat healthier!"
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"on "Catfish Friday"!"
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"How do you know that?"
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"You got your brother following me?"
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"Chester needs a job."
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"I paid him to build a shed!"
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"Where is my shed, Bernice?"
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"One onion rings, please."
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"Can I borrow ten bucks from the cash register?"
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"giving himself a sink bath!"
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"Karate class is here and hungry!"
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"You got any scented candles?"
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"Ow! This is the worst pain imaginable!"
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"This one's cold."
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"Mr. Simpson, your injury was no accidénte,"
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"My burns have affected our..."
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"intimacy..."
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"because all night, I talk about how much money"
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"I'm going to make from the lawsuit."
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"Money? What I am concerned about is your burns."
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"They have healed much too quickly."
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"Sit still while I give your head the "third degree.""
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"Yes, these are special acid markers."
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"Homer Simpson, you shall receive $5,000 after legal fees."
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"Pay up, Krusty."
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"It wasn't even my place!"
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"Man, I got a bad lawyer."
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"So, uh, what are you gonna do with the money, Homer?"
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"Well, thought bubble Marge said we should"
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"So where's the money now?"
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"I put it in the bank."
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"That place is great! On their wall, they had a photo"
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"with an old couple walking on the beach"
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"with their pants rolled up."
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"Uh, Homer, we all wanna walk on a beach"
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"with our pants rolled up,"
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"but, uh, banks are not as safe as they used to be."
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"Yeah, when you give the bank your money,"
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"I saw a Sesame Street about it!"
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"Kermit was wearing his trench coat and everything."
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"Keeps all the other frog actors out of work."
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"That settles it. No banks for me."
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"What the...?"
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"I'm not gonna gamble with my daughter's future."
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"Nah, you don't have to bet the money."
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"The poker website just keeps it nice and safe,"
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"where the FDIC can't get its grubby little hands on it!"
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