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Clips from The Simpsons - Stealing First Base (S21E21)

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"Season 21 - Episode 15 - Stealing First Base -"
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"Synchro : Job22"
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"Seat belts, kids."
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"You have reached your destination."
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"- Thanks for the ride. - Bye, dad!"
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"- Where's Mrs. K.? - Mrs. Krabappel had to go to Portland."
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"- Is anyone here? - Whatever."
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"If anyone messes with this kid, I will destroy them."
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"Good news, children."
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"Sorry, Lisa this F is all too real."
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"Wheeee!"
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"- Damn! - Do you mind?"
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"And they don't put product in their hair like this loser."
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"Can I draw a robot barfing screws on your arm with my sharpie?"
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"An F. An F!"
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"Lisa, you want to come skip rope?"
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"Gifted! Gifted! Gifted!"
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"- You can catch up. - Gifted!"
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"Say, "haw-haw.""
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"That's all that happened? And I got to miss work?!"
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"we will sue this school for its last dime."
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"This is awesome!"
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"- Look at their guts. - He has blood all over him."
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"to post my list of garden-friendly snails."
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"Yet again, I have seen the bitter truth"
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"Mulch love. That's cute."
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"we wish you would save for middle school."
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"Oh! I finally caught one of Bart's school plays."
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"You're the biggest psycho I ever met."
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"A VH-60N Whitehawk!"
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"First lady Michelle Obama?!"
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"I sure am!"
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"That's me, 'cause I swim with my flotuses on."
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"Everything I have I got through academics."
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"I don't know about that."
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"There's Carla Bruni, queen Noor of Jordan..."
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"They're nothing compared to you."
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"We can't seem to reopen the hatch to the copter."
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"- You're always apologizing. - Just tell me what you want!"
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"I'm not gonna let you hurt me anymore."
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"I love him!"
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"Loser."
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"No one goes near that boy till the ambulance comes."
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"Move! I know CPR!"
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"Nelson, now that the ban's been lifted,"
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"Ew! I said your face, not your butt!"
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"I can see again!"
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"DR. NICK'S HOME OF THE ONE-HOUR SEX CHANGE"
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"Trad : Skualler, Polok, Robot & Strex"
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"Thanks to out new GPS, I can have to the school in no-time."
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"Turn right in 50 meters."
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"Oh, meters?!"
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"Dad, a meter is three inches longer than a yard,"
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"which is 36 inches, so 50 divided"
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"by 39 times 36 equals..."
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"You have missed your turn. Recalculating."
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"Turn right in .5 meters."
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"Dad, no. That takes us into a construction site."
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"Stupid kid thinks he's smarter than a computer."
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"Turn left. Turn right. Turn left. Turn right."
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"Decrease elevation ten feet, then turn left."
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"Turn right in 2.3 kilometers..."
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"- Why, you... - Recalculating."
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"So cold. So cold."
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"Apparently, the people she hired to deprogram her sister from that cult"
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"- turned out to be an even worse cult. - So, who's going to take her place?"
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"- Me, I hope. - Not you. Never you."
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"And due to budget cuts, until Edna comes back,"
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"I have no choice but to merge the school's two fourth grade classes."
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"The other fourth grade? But they're so different from us."
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"They have music on tuesdays."
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"Their teacher takes her shoes off."
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"Their twins are one boy, one girl."
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"Weird."
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"All right, new kids,"
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"jam your chairs into my kids' desks."
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"- Is anyone here? - Oh, whatever."
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"- Is anyone here? - Whatever."
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"- Is anyone here? Is anyone here? - Whatever. Whatever."
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"'sup? I'm Bodhi."
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"- Do you surf? - No."
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"My parents took me to Hawaii once,"
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"but I was intimidated by the physiques of the local kids,"
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"so I just stayed in the hotel room."
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"- That's cool. - No, it's not cool."
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"You are so dead."
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"Sorry. Let me get that for you."
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"You're blind."
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"It's okay. No one's messing with me."
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"You're not a freak, and I won't let you think that about yourself."
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"I don't think I'm a freak."
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"So brave."
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"Um, this is the last seat, so..."
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"My side, your side."
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"Hi, Nikki. I'm Bart."
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"This situation, it's nuts, right?"
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"Oh, look at you..."
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"opening a book so you won't have to talk to me."
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"Everyone did well on this test, except..."
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"Lisa Simpson, F."
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"An F?!"
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"Okay, this is the time when I always wake up."
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"Come on, alarm clock, get me out of this."
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"No it's not, dream Hoover."
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"And as long as I'm asleep, I'm going to have some fun."
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"I can fly!"
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"This isn't a dream."
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"I really did fail."
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"I take no joy in this."
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"Little miss perfect."
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"Whoa."
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"Damn, this caterpillar can eat."
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"Damn."
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"Oh, man, you girls ruin everything even vampires."
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"Hey, vampires are cool outsiders"
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"who love girls who hate cheerleaders."
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"No, they're all about chomping neck."
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"They look like this."
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"Awesome picture."
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