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Clips from The Simpsons - Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? (S11E11)

"[ Chorus ] The Simpsons"
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"GUESS WHO'S COMING TO CRITICIZE DINNER"
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"and tour of the Springfield Shopper newspaper."
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"Groundskeeper Willie and I will stay behind..."
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"to remove all traces of asbestos and the word ''evolution'' from our school."
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"- Oh, they're still here. - Yes."
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"? Oh, I something-something money ?"
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"Now, there's an employee, Smithers."
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"?? [ Continues, Warbled ] Turn tape over!"
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"Hey, I know how we can have some fun."
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"God bless you, Nelson Muntz."
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"- [ Tires Screeching ] - [ Horn Honks ]"
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"Hey, you [ Beep ]! You cut me off!."
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"Dad! That's an ambulance!"
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"- [ Homer, Echoing ] D'oh! - [ Trumpeting ]"
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"Welcome to the Springfield Shopper..."
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"Wow, a bustling metropolitan newsroom..."
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"My advice is to free us or let us die!"
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"Ooh! Pointless nostalgia!"
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"And to protect Mother Earth..."
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"Zero!"
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"Hey, I smell cake. Cake that says-"
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"[ Sniffs ] ''Farewell'' and-"
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"[ Sniffs, Gasps ] ''Best Wishes!''"
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"Oh, that's nothing. He can hear pudding."
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"What can I say except thanks for the predictable champagne..."
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"pizza that's hardly numero uno..."
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"At least you like the food."
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"Oh, I like food, all right."
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"I like hot dogs with mustard and beer"
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"La-la-la-la-la-la La-la la-la"
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"someone who doesn't immediately pooh-pooh everything he eats."
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"Write a 500-word sample review."
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"''Restaurant Review.'' No."
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"[ Gasps ] ''Food Box- Go or No Go, by Homer-'' No."
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"This is a joke, right?"
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"I mean, this is the stupidest thing I've ever read."
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"And at the end you repeat the words ''Screw Flanders''..."
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"I'll be right back with the real review."
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"Still not clean. Still not clean!"
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"497, 498 words."
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"Marge. Shh."
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"Hear that, Maude? Homer's a critic."
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"- Why, you little- - [ Groaning ]"
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"Wah! My first publised article"
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"Although someone else's name is on it."
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"Heh-heh. Welcome to the humiliating world of professional writing."
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"But this is only the beginning."
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"the restaurant owned by me, Chuck Norris..."
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"Johnny Carson's third wife and the Russian mafia."
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"You- [ Grunting ]"
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"I'm gonna-What?"
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"The food is exquisite."
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"And on that rib place! I never knew everything was so good!"
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"Look, Marge. I'm making a difference in people's lives."
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"- I've never felt jollier. - [ Cracking ]"
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"Ooh. There go my shin bones again."
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"Homer! This is our theater critic, Daphne Beaumont."
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"And The Cosby MysteriesI That show had limitless possibilities!"
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"Just got back from the gopher poison show in Paris."
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"Listen, we've been meaning to have a talk with you about your reviews."
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"I've given out my share of bad reviews."
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"Good lord, you're a critic!"
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"[ Clears Throat ] We see ''John Deere has come out with this year's line of rototillers."
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"- [ Laughing ] - [ Audience Booing, Hissing, Heckling ]"
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"It's not? [ Groans ]"
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"Hmm. This pea soup is as weak as the acting and nowhere near as hammy."
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"The other critics told me to be mean."
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"- But what if someone bad tells me to- - Always!"
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"Oh, I got one! How do you make a King Lear? Put the queen in a bikini!"
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"[ Shouts In Italian ]"
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"Sorry, Marge."
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"special time in a boy's life when-"
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"Not anymore. I don't wanna be partners with a man who thinks like that."
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"Nobody talks to me that way!"
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"That's inspired!"
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"and the potatoes were very ''Grrrrr!''"
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"So my friend put a horse head on his bed."
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"He ate-a the head and gave it a bad review! True story."
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"Then why did you put yours in the window?"
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"We'll kill him at the Taste of Springfield Festival."
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"Then he'll get his just dessert."
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"This will be Homer Simpson's last lagniappe."
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"Twenty-five pounds of butter per square inch."
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"But Homer Simpson will find the real thing..."
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"Ah, yes! Death by chocolate."
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"[ All Laughing ]"
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"What are you up to, young lady?"
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"Well, I'm glad to see my ex-partner is doing so well without me."
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"I didn't say stop."
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"Arr, 'tis a good sign."
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"Yarrr! That's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares!"
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"[ Both Laughing ]"
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"Wait a minute. They're gonna kill Dad!"
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"and wind up the target of international assassins."
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"Ooh, that looks scrumdiddly-doodly-duddley-"
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"[ Gasps ] Ooh! Sweet!"
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"- [ Smacking Lips ] - [ Panting ]"
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"Um, it's low-fat!"
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"The important thing is- Run!"
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"[ Homer] I'm finally getting my comeuppanceI"
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"[ Groans, Gasps ]"
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"[ Clears Throat ] I hope you all enjoy your ride to..."
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"Next stop, Margaritaville! Uh-"
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"Now I'd like to ask each child to pair up with a buddy so no one gets lost."
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"Come of think of it, I haven't seen Uter since the last field trip."
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"[ Chuckling ] Uter? I don't remember any Uter."
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"Don't worry, sweetie. Daddy's got it covered."
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"[ Homer] ? I work hard for the money ?"
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"? Come on give me lots of honey ??"
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"A smile on his lips and a song in his heart. Promote him."
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"I spy with my little eye..."
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"something beginning with ''D.''"
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"I'm no hero. I just like to hit people in the head."
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"Oh, yeah! [ Beep ] you!"
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